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What’s with the giant blue bear outside the Colorado Convention Center, anyway? Why is he doing the “paws up, bear trash” thing against the glass wall? According to the artist, the monster mutant is just, you know, looking into the convention center like some awful blue Peeping Tom street masturbator. It’s a commentary on the lousy stock market or something. [9News]
The bear is a cliched metaphor for Mother Russia, who is watching this election very closely.
He is blue because Russia is very cold.
Hillzies has sent in her last loyal constituency, big gay bears, to piss experience upon the poor, pretzel-eating electorate. Tragic day.
I love all the police in full on military riot gear. It’s morning in America and its many electrified subterranean free speech zones.
Okay, so the Republicans show up at the city gates with a big blue bear as a present and you bring it in?
I know where this is going.
Ken, the peeping masturbator is INSIDE the bear. Way to miss the artist’s vision, peasant!
ForTheTurnstiles: Who in the GOP thinks they could pass for the Brad Pitt of this Troy? Mittens? That’s not a demigod I can believe in!
Ken Layne, why are you awake so early!? Is everything okay??
Godless Liberal *: I figured he was blue because Russia hasn’t fucked us in a very, very, very long time. It’s way overdue.
loudmouthredhead: Romney thinks he could do it. Gordon Smith and Santorum think they could do it (and maybe have done it already). &c.
Larry Craig?
Oh man, I keep wanting to make a “300″ reference, but wrong ancient battle!
Oh what the hell: Tonight, we dine at the CNN Grill! Here, watch me oil myself and decapitate Sanjay Gupta! AAAGHHHHH!
Is that thing one of WALNUTS!’ 7 homes?
ManchuCandidate: Nono, Larry Craig will play the role of Antoninus in the GOP revival of Spartacus. Oysters…uh huh.
It’s the third installment of the BOB-Bend Over Boyfriend series. BOBB-Bend over Blue Bear
He’s distracting you from noticing the small, brown bunny with a camera and rifle.
Naked Bunny with a Whip: Does this mean Bruce Willis is reprising his role as the The Jackal? I sure hope the remote gun doesn’t point out of the Bear’s ass…
assume the position, motherfucker.
That’s what I like about Wonkette: just the bear facts.
Aren’t the GOP disruptions the Times is calling wildly successful the same ones that you guys mocked yesterday as pathetic and desperate? Because I am more inclined to believe y’all in these matters, quite frankly.
The master plan from the Pastafarians was to create a tribute to
Blue Beard, the King of Pirates. Sadly, they omitted the final “D”
from the description to the builder, hence: a giant Blue Bear
statue now watches from just outside the festivities.
And yes, he has blue balls. Think of it as a tribute to Bill Clinton.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
Big Blue Bear is the new Trojan horse.
Ironic that a piece of art meant to be a symbol of economic destruction would lead to the economic destruction of its creator. Actually, on second thought it isn’t really that ironic when you consider that he thought he could sell 68,000 replicas.
Ken-
i saw the google “blogger tent” on msnbc. free beer and burritos? no wonder you missed teddy’s speech.
keep up the good work.
Godless Liberal *: In Soviet Russia, bear arrests you!
i cant believe i watched a video clip about a kitschy mall decoration…
“the yin and yang of this is just fabulous.” uh huh, yeah right, uh huh…
i guess so…..but only if that idiot means yang as lack of imagination….and yin as the hammer & sickle soon to be painted on its side…
sweetits: Well, now we know where all of the “natural gas” powering this green enviro-fest is coming from.
Are you sure it’s not just a Charmin commercial? Does the bear have little dingleberries stuck to him? Okay, I revolted even myself there…
Blue dude’s just lookin’ for Stephen Col-bear.
That bear is protesting his low polygon limit.
Axe, he just heard that OB is the new new messiah. He’s following the love train to the land of Milk and Honey.
All Aboard!!!!
I have to say that bear is Smurfy.
That is all.
That blue bear has been under arrest for nearly two years now: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dlytle/259278826/
I think that bear has a suspiciously wide stance.
That’s what you get when you try to do your business outside of the woods, bears. You get tossed in the DNC prison with the 60-ish female protester with the “No-bama” button.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
He looks like he’s assumed the position. Was he going to assassinate Obama, too?
Bear-bear: the Democratic answer to the Manchurian Candidate.
that’s how i like to get fucked. obviously big blue knows where it’s at
Bear necessities….bear necessities…
first tornados now giant bears, is there a super villan convention in denver too?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course he does… but he also comes to town to wipe his ass with passed-out conventioneers. Where’s an soft, absorbent PUMA when you need one.