Wonkette
Last night, your “Polaroid Liz” Glover went to some party in Denver called like, “James Carville’s Cajun Bayou Bash!” No but really: it was some hokey New Orleans stereotype-athon, hosted by James Carville, to show support for HURRICANE KATRINA. Here’s how Liz describes Carville at his own creepy party: “I got a contact high from the bourbon coming out of his pores.” And here they are in gritty ’70s porn lighting.
waitaminute….where’s her right hand goin??
I’m not sure I have the words to express how happy I am the Barbie camera made it safely to Denver.
My God, you can’t get any more ‘Beauty and the Beast’ than that.
<3 to Liz as always.
He must have been drunk when he decorated this:
http://wonkette.com/338595/james-carville-and-mary-matalin-live-in-pink-hellhole
…some hokey New Orleans stereotype-athon, hosted by James Carville,to show support for HURRICANE KATRINA
As in, “Yay, hurricane! Go hurricane!”?
this man haunts my dreams
Seriously, I’m half expecting Harry Reems to be strolling through the background.
I hope Liz got combat pay for this assignment. Ewwwwww!
…give the guy a break, if my wife looked like Mary Matalin I would be on the bottle 24-7 too!!! Ewwwwww, go bathe Liz!
freppish: He looks like Voldemort.
Canmon (the Inadequate): That’s redundant.
Did Liz get a contact “Hive” or a contact “High”?, in which case, I’d wouldn’t bitch about that, sheeet, the drunker the better in that crowd…
Liz, honey, that wasn’t bourbon. You need to make sure you see doctor. Pronto.
Is the about to show him somethin’ all New Orleans style? Oh to be young and drunk with James Carville.
Wait. Nevermind.
…a PARTY to show support for Katrina victims?! For decorations they should leave a few bloated dead bodies around the dance floor, flood the bathroom in waste high untreated sewage and strewn construction debris around the bar. And for authenticity they can have Black Water provide security and randomly shoot at guest who are trying to get food from the buffet.
AngryBlakGuy: If she *acted* like her, I would have drank myself to death after the first few years.
Liz, what the hell did he have around his neck? Is that some kind of ‘dream catcher’.
Anyway, thanks for being in the pic, Carville is just dull to look at. Also, did he insist on some kind of frosty soap-opera lens on the camera so we don’t see how old and bald he really is
magic titty:
Seriously, I’m half expecting Bob Crane to be strolling through the background.
/fixed
in gritty ’70s porn lighting
And how would you know about that Jim? Aren’t you a child of the ’80’s?
Egad! I can’t believe Liz let that vile creature touch her. There’s not enough soap in the world after something like that happens to you.
WhatTheHeck: What? I thought that Jim and Ken were ancient, like me. Well, OK, ancienter than me, as I am a child of the 80s.
I like how Liz is avoiding “The Ragin’ Cajun’s” bourbon-breath by wisely crouching below mouth level. I’m assuming the bag, or coat, or toolkit or whatever it is has been strategically placed for molestation avoidance.
However, I think the deer-in-headlights smile was probably missed. He doesn’t look like he has any depth perception at this point.
Hazard pay for Liz!
who took down the comments on the Black List post? what too many whitey jokes???
Am I the only one who parses the headline “Offensive Cajun” Party rather than Offensive “Cajun Party”?
Did he show her his tits?
What are the strange growths on the left hand side of his head? He appears to be sprouting mushrooms.
Can you imagine the self-esteem of the women who’ll take mardi gras bead from that? Or, did he win them himself?
I think I just went into hysterical blindness..
“Hey, Carville, show me your tits!”
“to show support for HURRICANE KATRINA”
WHY DOES JAMES CARVILLE HATE BLACK FOLK?
I keed! I keed!
If I saw someone who looked like that, I would put some change in his cup.
You’re looking at a man who sold his soul for Bill Clinton’s sloppy seconds.
Someone needs some bikram yoga
This man has fucked a Republican, and for that I am grateful.
He looks almost harmless when he’s not moving or talking.
Liz better watch her ass. I heard Mary was on an AA flight to Denver with an entire bottle of scotch and was seen taking off her earrings, coating her face with Vaseline, and asking other passengers in First if they had any “heavy rings” she could borrow…
he’s a snake-oil gremlin.
Oh Liz, I hope you wore a condom while you touched him. Just think: that douche sleeps with Mary Matalin every night. And wakes up next her. When neither one of them have any makeup on.
AngryBlakGuy: ” flood the bathroom in waste high untreated sewage”
Good idea, ABG. I’m on it. Buy me another pitcher?
Botswana Meat Commission FC: Fine.
Truman Capote?
It looks like he’s about to grope her…CAJUN STYLE
Jesus, why didn’t someone tell me Liz was a major VILF? Baldy McHurricane better keep his grubby crayfish and boiled corn smelling andoulle hooks off of her, or hell there will be to pay. Hell, I say.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: A drunken bacchanal for Katrina victims? Meh. It’s been topped:
http://world.the-environmentalist.org/2008/06/hunger-conference-with-canapes-and.html
A [World] Hunger Conference [in Rome] with Canapés and Thinly Sliced Veal
….
Berlusconi aides said they planned what they call a “Tricolore menu” — a meal that evokes the green, white and red of the Italian flag and has become a standard of formal dining under the patriotic premier. For the Tuesday dinner, guests were being served pasta with pesto, cheese and tomatoes, a beef steak with a tricolor side dish of vegetables and pistachio, and vanilla and strawberry ice cream.
Liz looks like she’s in a tag-team wrestling match against a dwarf that she locked in the crook of her left arm. You go, girl.
On a more sinister note, see how Jimbo’s left hand is pushing Liz down. Struggle, Liz, struggle, like your mama told you to.
As far as the photo quality goes, is Liz moonlighting for A&F? There have to be some half naked teenagers in the background there someplace, looking ruefully at their pre-frayed shorts and flip flops.
S.Luggo: Heh. Very nice! I always love a good canape when thinking about the poor unfortunate hungry people in the world.
Of course, my problem is that the story summary says that the party is for Hurricane Katrina, period. Not for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane supporters? Represent!
Can someone explain to me James Carville & Mary Matalin’s marriage? Even with the power, the money , and the glamour . . . how do you make something like this work? If it does work.
Holy shit! What a hottie!
(Sorry, James, I meant Liz.)
Polish that bald head, wouldja?
(THAT was for James, not a dirty suggestion to Liz)
Seriously though, Liz, you’re adorable
chascates: It’s for the same reason that lampreys mate for life. No one else will have them.
Will someone please give this girl and actual camera. I’ve had my fill of blur.
chascates: Hatef@#$ every night.
Liz, do you have any idea how much this picture can affect your future? Some may perceive you as damaged goods if they saw you standing next to cue-ball head over here. Where’s your self-respect, girl? Nevertheless, I agree: you’re cute.
should have had your pic taken with Terence Blanchard hon…i hear he was there too…
its one of those ‘respect yourself in the morning’ things…
How tall is Liz Glover? Is she 6′2 and feels the need to crouch below her photographic subjects?
Carville does look healthier all boozed up, more filled out and robust, almost like he’d eaten a sandwich. Usually, as a talking head - rather than a spinning Cajun drunk - he appears cadaver-like, wan and wasting.
The rumors were true. Kewl
Yech, all around! Why can’t Carville retire, or write a book, or do speeches at corporate events, or something? Now, he’s just annoying people!