Wonkette
- Why would Obama rather surf in beachy Hawaii and be President than live in Nairobi with his brother in a subprime lean-to? [Marc Ambinder]
- Embarrassing reggaeton musical act “Daddy Yankee” endorses McCain, at one of Cindy’s 11 high schools. [The Caucus]
- Joe Biden admired notable racist Strom Thurmond for his mysterious and fashionable hair. [Ben Smith]
- A bunch of losers Photoshop a button for Obama because they are too sad not to. [Huffington Post]
- “Barack Obama” is a fictional character created by Aaron Sorkin and he is played by Martin Sheen. [Ezra Klein]
- Dick Cheney is having his own Convention! In Azerbaijan, with Foreigns! [Matthew Yglesias]
- Joe Biden told his wealthy lobbyist son Hunter Biden to cut it out with the wealth and the lobbying. [Fresh Intelligence]
You mean Martin Sheen in blackface. But that’s okay now that Robert Downey Jr. has made it cool.
Emo! Emo!!!
How is Bob Barr doing these days?
Is there still time to send him money?
President Bush has asked the Vice President to travel to Azerbaijan, Georgia, Ukraine and Italy…
I guess they threw Italy in there so that at least one of the countries he visits won’t have been invaded by the time he and Bush leave office.
Emo for Obama: Now that’s cutting I can believe in!
It’s an excellent idea to send Dick Cheney on a junket to all our valuable allies in the Lesser Buttfuckistan area for the remainder of the Bush admin’s time in office. I will personally break a bottle of champaign in a toast to his glorious travels with great pomp and circumstance.
In other words, we host Dick Cheney over there so we don’t have to host him over here.
Joe Biden admired notable racist Strom Thurmond for his mysterious and fashionable hair.
“He (Boss Grissom) *was* a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice.”
- The Joker (Nicholson version.)
Never rub another man’s rhubarb!
Why is that “Obama loves surfing more than his half-brother that he has met once” video is voiced by a high school girl?
EMO for Obama, eh? Well, at least now I know what Obama would look like if he scalped Mitt Romney and wore the trophy as a wig.
“Barack Obama” is a fictional character created by Aaron Sorkin and he is played by Martin Sheen.
Ezra Klein is just figuring this out now? I thought it was obvious from the start that the Santos-Vinick race was a transparent fantasy matchup between Obama and Giuliani.
Doesn’t Cindy have half-sisters strewn all over rundown, poverty-stricken trailer parks around Phoenix?
If Barry’s half-sibling can’t make a few goats profiting off his name in Kenya, then he’s not trying. There is no reason he can’t parley fame into a real sheet metal and tar paper constructed tract home.
I want an ELO for Obama button.
McCain is living the American dream? America better wake up before he wets the bed. Again.
Crow T. Robot: Sure. But the Bob Barr campaign accepts only quatloos.
lovin’ that the campaign is taking on the dimensions of the Mt. Pleasant/Columbia Heights/Adams Morgan area. ‘cept I don think most of the dudes rollin’ around bumpin’ reggaeton are allowed to vote.
Why does Joe Biden hate Storm Thrumond so much?
He will need Hell in the electoral college tally if Barry doesn’t ratchet up his testicular attacks on the Republicrats.
Juli (if that is your real name), I vow, with GOD AS MY WITNESS, that I’ll chide Wonketteers for not making snide and snarky comments on you daily internist post.
Seriously. Where are the bitches? 270gabillion comments on some dead guy’s SON?
Daddy Yankee HAD to endorse McCain. McCain employs about forty of Yankee’s relatives at his many homes and would have no problem deporting them back to Puerto Rico and keeping the $200,000/year he pays them. The only question that remains: Does Cindy adore Daddy’s gasolina?
What happens to Obama’s half brother if he Obama wins the presidency? Does he get secret service agents outside his lean-to or will they just bring him to the US?
jeeze….how pathetic….im embarrassed for both Gramps McCain and Daddy Yankee….
America has seen better days…
[too bad theres no video]…