Wonkette
Here’s Fox News reporter “Griff” Jenkins trying to infiltrate the “leftist protesters” today in Denver, right where your Wonkette is! The courageous Griffer risks his life by walking into the throngs of rebel protesters who — and this comes as a surprise to Griff — do not all love Obama. Hmm! Then, hilariously, the crowd starts shouting “Fuck Fox News!” Griff can only respond by asking them, “Do you not believe in freedom?” Instant classic. [YouTube]
This is awesome, but the part that really made me laugh was the first 30 seconds when Griff (is that a NAME?) just toddles backwards like a drunken chimpanzee wearing a happy little grin.
Actually — and more perversely funnily — Griff asks “Do you not believe in freedom” right after one of the protesters says “Stop the torture, stop the war.”
And then the Fox bimbette says that “Re-create ‘68″ is a reference to the riots. Uh — miss bimbette, if that was really their purpose they’d be dressed as cops. Please look up “police riot” and then kindly fire your ass.
Jim Newell,
Freedom means that Midge doesn’t have to wear his adult diapers. Think about it…pretty scary.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
Fox again reinforces the truism that you are either 100% for something or you are 100% against it. If those protesters don’t want exert their free speech rights and talk to Fox News, they should have no rights to talk at all. Great job Griff. Yelling “what’s your name” and asking about their message rather than reading the signs is great journalism, but next time stick with the talking points. We don’t want to let it out that the loony leftists don’t like Obama as it tends to weaken our position that Obama is a loony leftist.
@Jim: I don’t care what year you’re recreating, as long as you aided in Fox News airing “Fuck Fox News” a bunch to millions of concerned Republican mothers.
How could a reporter for a conservative news outlet be so stupid as to walk into that crowd? I smell a USS Maine here.
What did they think would happen? That’s like wearing a Broncos jersey, going to a Raiders game in Oakland and not expecting to get cussed out (or murdered).
“Do you not believe in freedom” is the new five and a half years.
Those must have been GOP provocateurs disguised as protesters. There’s no way anyone could have come that close to real crowd of marching leftists without getting harangued about Mumia.
Classic. “Storybook.” Especially the indignant squawking about ‘do you not believe in freedom of speech’ right as they exercise it in his face and all over his station.
No ‘Free Mumia’ protesters? This is one sad day for American protests.
best, protest, ever.
I love the way E.D. Hill refers to the protesters as “far left protesters.” How many times do you think a Fox announcer has ever used the term “far right” or “right-wing extremists?” I’ll venture an answer: 0. I love the way the mention that the Green Party presidential candidate is marching, and then they act surprised that not all the marchers favor Barack Obama. I love it how the Fox News reporter seems to think that if protesters refuse him an interview then they don’t believe in freedom of speech. Sounds rather Orwellian, doesn’t it? Freedom of speech means you have to answer our questions. I love the way the reporter maintains that fairness, balance and detached objectivity for which Fox news is famous by yelling out to the crowd “Do you not believe in freedom!?”
Really, I just love everything about this clip.
wait a second, democrats are far left wing protesters? well, thank you fox news, now america knows the truth. god bless you and all you stand for.
I’m proud to see, at least their priorities are straight. They may not love my Hopey but above all…fuck fox.
Borat: I think these guys were Greenies.
Best Fox Clip Ever.
And I didn’t know that Freedom of Speech allows me to force people into interviews. I thought it just allowed me to tell 9/11 family members to shut the hell up. If only the crowd had started chanting “Loofah, Loofah.”
i didn’t realize that freedom of speech meant it was compulsory to speak to anyone who asked a question.
that blond bitch acts like right wingers don’t protest. hasn’t she ever seen an anti-immigrant rally? those are some violent, angry, bitters.
pickleandcake:
Or a Klan rally… which is pretty much the same thing, really.
Who knew it would take Fox News to bring the protesters together like that.
“Do you not believe in freedom of speech?” is the new “Are you not entertained?”
Mr-Clark: Pardon my ignorance, but where does the nickname “Midge” for McCain come from?
I can’t wait for Fox News to cover the far more significant Ron Paul movement at the Republican convention. Think we’ll ever see that?
On another reatrded note:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NrQ36Djf2E
Yay, Hillary!
and I’m “retarded” too…yes I am…yes We Can!
I like how Fox is trying to portray this as PART of the Dem convention, rather than as a protest AGAINST it. Also, the Denver cops totally pwned these retards by refusing to go all fascist on them when they broke the anti-protest rules. Apparently, the average post-Broncos game riot is a million times tougher to police than a couple hundred wankers with bandannas on their faces. Who knew?
Here’s some more Grifftastic fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moKZvY3tRuc
In this video, you can meet a guy who calls himself “The Yippie Pieman” and another guy who explains what happened on 9/11—finally! (It was an inside job!)
I was hoping that the video would return to capture Griff getting a Hanson brothers-style beating while he asked “Do you not believe in freedom of speech?”
WonkaBee: McCain, much like yourself, is an incessant & irritating swamp-dwelling insect which will sting if not promptly swatted, but whose sting spells certain suicide. In short, buzz off…
In other news, Pigasus ‘08.
Faux News strikes again. Sorry, can’t watch much of Faux - feel brain cells dying every time I see the logo appear. ^..^
F*cks News just doesn’t get the enemyofmyenemyismyfriend paradigm, do they? And BTW Blondie News-slut, genuine leftist street riots feature things like Marxists or Leninists or Maoists, burning buses, Molotov cocktails, etc. See any of those things? Noooo? Then STFU!!
And if you think this is bad, just wait until evening rush hour when a million Denver commuters realize that all the damn roads are closed!!
Wow, there’s more! Here’s video of the events immediately following Al Bundy’s old drinking buddy Griff, fleeing the Free-Mumia-on-crank protesters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D74Xs1VuYAE
If Fox keeps putting forth the notion that this kind of people oppose Obama, then they’re going to fail in their “radical leftist” message management.
I think Grif went full retard on us.
It takes quite a bit for me to respect teh hippiez….but once again Fox News is up to the task.
Jingo: Obama is no leftist and no loony. As a loony leftist, I can say this with certainty.
I will vote for Obama primarily for the “not a loony” part.
I may have to stick with Faux for the convention just for the
shits and giggles.
dingleberries: Well done, sir (madame?).
I’m guessing Griff Jenkins got a lot of wedgies in school.
dingleberries: Never go full retard.
Jingo: We don’t want to let it out that the loony leftists don’t like Obama as it tends to weaken our position that Obama is a loony leftist.
I think Fux is going for the Obama-is-so-unpopular-that-even-his-natural-base-don’t-like-him-that-much angle.
Man, that was such a great video. What I love the most is that to any normal person, it looks like just a bunch of harmless wankers. But to Griffy, it’s an army of doom, and then he proceeds to go in and antagonize until they finally start swearing at him en mass - which actually took a lot of work.
“Disgrased Professor Ward Churchill”… awsome.
Fox fucks news! Fox fucks news!
sezme: Hell, he probably got the whole swirly treatment as well.
“Don’t you believe in freed- *glug glug burble*”
*FLUSH!*
Cape Clod: They’d probably see a camera and let out a shrieking cry, summoning their brethren to storm it, seeking precious, precious exposure.
“My preciousssss!”
Scooter: In America, a “leftist” is somebody who wants to fund Amtrak for the next fiscal year.
loudmouthredhead: They’d probably see a camera and let out a shrieking cry, summoning their brethren to storm it, seeking precious, precious exposure.
“My preciousssss!”
Then how will we tell the Paultards from Joe Biden?
dingleberries: BWAH! Tropic Thunder: get some.
I almost gave myself an eyeball rolling hernia when Griff’s all “I got roughed up a little bit.” What, he got a wedgie? A side noogie? A titty twister?
These people are not “far-leftist.” They are agitators. I love it when Fox News tries to create a story and it fails miserably.
Cogito Ergo Bibo: Oh, be fair: Biden at least forms coherent sentences, using colorful language (rather than volume) to shock and draw the camera’s unflinching eye. That, and he occasionally half-jogs across stages to attract newspeople hoping to catch a Gary Bauer-esque trip-n’-fall.
sanantonerose: For Fox, democrat::far leftist as islamofascism::any muslim
Later that evening….”Griff” recounts the horrors he endured at the hands of teh hippiez:
“Look at this snake bite! I mean…ow! I think I have swimmer’s ear from the wet willies, and I won’t even show you my purple-nurples…”
WadISay: And without Amtrak, Joe Biden would have had to walk home for the last 36 years.
Lesson of the Day: Fox News considers “freedom of speech” to be compulsory speech. It just burns me that John McCain didn’t believe in freedom of speech in Vietnam when he was captured. Why does MCCAIN hate freedom, Fox?
dingleberries: DieOnTheTurnpike: …that movie was fukkin hilarious!
sezme:
Griff was found a short time later hanging by on flag pole by his underwear. Griff commented that this was one of the best and most professional Atomic Wedgies he has experienced since high school. “Jamey, sometimes you just have to take one for freedom”
sezme:
I’m pretty sure he was hoping to get punched… not, too hard, mind you… but hard enough to maybe crack his glasses and be the main story on Fox for the next couple of days.
I’m of mixed feelings on the fact that the protesters did not punch him.
He was trying to get himself beaten. They marched him and his camera man wearing Fox News Gang colors straight into a parade going the other way. It’s like having a reporter dressed as a gay hippy with “Village Voice” credential tags marching straight into a Young Republican’s Who Are Still in Denial About their Sexuality parade. Or putting a guy in a meat suit covered in bacon drippings and lowering him into a lion cage. This loser either drew the short straw, or was told that this was his way of getting beyond the “guy on the scene being blown around by hurricane segments”. Basic principle of journalism is “It’s not about you”. I guess when the success stories in your company are O’Reilly and Geraldo, the bar is a little lowered.
…what a dumb azz. Honestly this must be his first assignment, all the other big-wig douche bags were smart enough to turn it down. I have a feeling you wont be seeing too many FOX “reporters” on the streets with roaming packs of anarchist on every corner.
P.S.
Fukk Fox News!!!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: I always wondered why people like to point out the “loofah” aspect of the O’Reilly sexual harassment suit. Is the image too crass to point out that the complaint said Bill was using a vibrator ON HIMSELF during (at least) one of the calls? Every day I dream of seeing him, asking if his vibrator is called “The Spin Zone” and calling his wife a far-left monogamist.
the only way this could have made this drunk girl giggle more is if the rowdy crowd pants’d him.
Please rowdy crowd, pants the stupid Fox report.
Pleeeeeeeese.
Countdown to earnest Daily Kos diary exhorting Dem protesters to please just say “No comment” instead of using profanity “because it makes us ALL look bad”? T minus five seconds.
ReverendGreen: I will freely confess that I did NOT know that.
I wish I didn’t know it now, but hey, at least Wonkette can truthfully describe itself as “educational.”
ReverendGreen: Loofah is a very, very funny word. It gets instant reactions.
I have a vibrator called the spin zone. Motherfucker eats batteries like you wouldn’t believe!
What can I say that those people haven’t already said, “Fuck Fox News!”
The actual sighting of whores working the street is so disappointing compared to the fantasy. What comes across is how totally exploited Griff and his blonde pimp have become. The lawful, orderly “marching thing” (Griff’s description, unbelievably) showed Gandhi-like non-violence and class.
omg AWESOME!!
i’m not always down with the black blocs but i would totally make out with anyone chanting in that crowd.
wheelie: Fuck Fox news! Fuck Fox news!
Fox News has an add in the WaPo about how fair and balanced they are compared to the democratic CNN.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/24/fox-news-ad-targets-cnns_n_121026.html
I guess now that the Weekly World News is gone, they feel they are the only remaining source of truth.
Anita Cocktail:
I don’t think “fuck Fox news” technically counts as profanity. I think I heard Mother Theresa say that once.
Freedom of speech means being able to say “fuck” on television.
As is typical of our beloved MainStream Meadia, our dear friend Griff decided to make a story where there really wasn’t one. A group of crazies that nobody pays attention to anyway, but he has to walk into the path of their march (the marchers obviously filed all their paperwork, is what Super Griff did legal?), shoves a microphone and camera in their faces, and starts berating them with his personal opinions. Does he attend Westboro Baptist when he’s not on camera?
And you know they’re probably already singing songs of his “bravery.”
Of course, this is the same hard-hitting reporting on Fox News that was surprised that the Code Pink loons really don’t like Hillary Clinton all that much.
Of course, before today, none of us knew who Professor Griff even was. Now he’s slightly more famous. I’d say he was about four to five closed-fist punches to the head away from being a genuine YouTube sensation right there.
I’m really impressed. What a terrific way to show up the Beijing Olympic ceremony. Well played folks.
It reminds me of the classic John Stossel getting hit upside the head by the wrestler when he challenged him about professional wrestling being fake. Both winners of the Darwin Awards for Broadcasting.
…being that this guy looks like he is 16, you would think he would remember that you never ever ever ever approach the Emo or Goth kids!
I thought the FCC regulations imply that Faux News would be heavily fined for not censoring dirty words because the Jeebus people are still traumatized by Janet Jackson’s titty during the Super Bowl.
Serolf Divad: Was that before or after she forcibly made Cindy McCain take a baby?
Doesn’t Griff look a little “he seemed like a quiet lad until he took his father’s high-powered rifle and…”
Fair = our reaction to this instant classic.
Unbalanced = Griff
Just like Fox News to do something deliberately provocative and then blame the subjects of their provocation for behaving badly.
A bunch of harmless hippies march in Denver and they try to make out that the city is in chaos.
A bunch of bombs go off in public markets in Baghdad and they report that ‘the Surge is working!’
Wow. That footage had all the polish and professionalism of the worst college TV station. Who’s his mentor, Les Nesman?
Anita Cocktail: If I had to choose between having verifiable world-changing proof that “Jesus” was a human being and that Christianity is one big hoax, and verifiable proof O’Reilly uses a vibrator, I’d choose the latter.
Also, I can’t watch this video without finding something new and funny about it, I love how they walk into a “far-left” protest and shocked they would curse at him. Not to mention that the anchor chides the protesters after the reporter was “giving them a chance to speak out, to tell what their message is” by walking into a crowd during a rally, as oppose to, you know, researching their side and what they say and lining it up with the facts and opponents. What’s the word, journalism?
It actually reminded me of the Daily Show, except they left off the point where John’s makes clear that the correspondants have been behaving like total deranged pricks.
That just made my day. FUCK FOX NEWS! Boy, that felt good.
Obama should take note. All the cajoling and concessions in the world won’t get all of the Bitters.911Truthers,FreeMumia-ers, and assorted freaks back on his side. There’s only one thing that truly unites the left. Fox News.
Say it once Barry, and say it proud (into a microphone, preferably): Fuck Fox News!
As a former Denverite, this ‘riot’ was tailor made for the meter maids to handle. The Mile High City knows how to riot. It wasn’t unusual for my boss to message me after a major sporting event “Hey, there’s tear gas blowing in from LoDo, let’s go check out the action.”
Also: these were Greens, not Dems. Not that I expect Fox News to get even their own names right let alone more complicated facts like what party a group of protestors is affiliated with or whether it is in fact day or night.
Besides Griff’s wonderfully hilarious response about freedom, was the sight of Americans wearing bandannas to cover their faces in case they are recognized by their bosses for calling in sick; or perhaps out of solidarity for protesters in developing countries who might be arrested and “disappeared” for expressing differing views in public…nah…it’s America, it must be a fashion statement. Dear Lord, it’s great to be surrounded by simpletons…
(Nelson laugh)!
Serolf Divad: I don’t think “fuck Fox news” technically counts as profanity. I think I heard Mother Theresa say that once.
Win!
That was just generally fun.
Griff is totally an American Hero for risking his life for like 5.5 years in those leftist guerilla protesters and should totally run for president of the world.
First of all, that’s just about the WORST coverage of a political rally any of us has seen in ages. Dumb, stupid, juvenile, irritating, biased, unprofessional, offensive, stupid, stupid, stupid. Since when do you walk straight into a political march like that? Since when do you just barge up to people and say, “What’s your name? What’s your message?” DUMB! STUPID! IT’S AN ANTI-WAR RALLY, YOU MORON IDIOT, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THE MESSAGE IS? And since when does any reporter–ANY reporter–shout “Don’t you believe in freedom?” What a moron. And what the hell is wrong with the anchor? People yelling and screaming? Yes, of course, your moron stupid “reporter” and cameraman just barged directly into the middle of a permited political march. You morons at Fox do not know news, do not know objectivity, don’t know how to cover a political rally, don’t know anything about news or journalism. You’re just a bunch of juvenile, biased unprofessional morons!
“Out of control”, indeed…. I guess not kowtowing to Fox News is considered out of control these days. I would pay money to see Griff try that, mmm, maybe in Bagdad, Khandahar or similar.
I think this might be an enjoyable Monday after all. Ahhh….
Griff Jenkins has a blog. He says things like, “I am a fan of the Dave Matthews Band,” and “I don’t grow beards. I wish I could, but I can’t. Don’t have enough facial hair…” and “It’s Friday. I’m a KISS fan.” I think he is only 15.
Looks like this Griff chump got what was coming to him.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/rockymountainnews/20080824/pl_rockymountainnews/securitybreaksconfrontationbetweenfoxnewsand_1223925360
But we all have to agree that it would be great to see chants of FFN at every public event that they cover. If nothing else, maybe Recreate68 will start a movement that we can all enjoy.
The banner “Leftist Protesters Gathering for Big Rally in Denver” is the take home message that they would like their viewers to have of the entire Democratic convention. The provoked violence makes it even better.
For the Republican convention, it’ll be “Patriotic rally for John McCain” and “Returning troops, prayerful Christians and puppies welcome the Republican candidate”. The fawning will be somewhere between congratulatory and outright fellatio.
HollowBrain: That just made my day. Let’s hope he also got a contact high form being in the crowd and was fired by Fox for reeking of pot smoke.
thursdaynext27: Close. He is a producer for Bill O’Reilly.
thefrontpage: Yes, apparently the marcher’s are out of control when they continue to march and refuse to answer questions from an idiot who plunges into the middle of them, walking the opposite way with a cameraman and sound man.
This is the same fair and balanced presentation that explains why on Hannity and Whoever, you get two Republicans and Hannity v. one Democrat and Colmes.
LOL @ Typical Wonktard hypocrisy.
When Ron Paul supporters went after Hannity. You all responded with “Oh, those crazy Paultards. I feel bad for poor little Sean.”
Now your precious Obama supporters do the exact same thing and you all act like it’s the greatest thing, since sliced wonderbread.
thefrontpage: whoa. Sounds like someone’s got a case of the Mondays. I might suggest that you add some whisky to your coffee on Monday mornings.
Dildo Cereal: I don’t remember people responding like that.
Shorts? Can you please show Dildo Cereal here to the dick buffett? Somebody needs to do some eating.
Dildo Cereal: I don’t remember people responding like that.
Shorts? Can you please show Dildo Cereal here to the dick buffet? Somebody needs to do some eating.
Dildo Cereal: I guess sarcasm is lost on you, Mr….uh, Dildo?
sezme: Wait wait wait. So Faux News is trying to portray Obama as being very UNpopular?
But this goes directly against McCain’s Obama-is-so-popular-he’s-such-a-celebrity-and-that’s-why-he’s-a-bad-politician ads.
Faux News not doing their research and getting their details mixed up, or *gasp* running incorrect information? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
funny yes. supremely. but i also cringed at the thought of how Fox is going to spin this in a way that hurts us in November. seriously. some of those fucktards in the clip ‘protesting’ looked like they were just there to vent all the pent up meth rage. they go too…
Redhead: Stay on message…STAY ON MESSAGE! AGH! Our plans!
Dildo Cereal: Umm. not Obama supporters. Protesters with their own agenda. Please note that comments on this board have a high element of snark. So where you read “Poor little Sean”, please insert instead “Ha, ha, I hope they walloped his nutsack and made him cry.” We apologize for any confusion.
Dildo Cereal: Wasn’t the whole point of this Faux News thing that these protesters were *gasp* AGAINST Obama? As in, NOT Obama supporters?
Reading comprehension, please.
And “greatest thing, since sliced wonderbread?” Not only is that grossly mispunctuated, but also an oxymoron…
loudmouthredhead: Oh crap, you’re right.
I’m pretending to be Faux News today and forgot to drop in a racial slur or 20 when using Obama’s name. fail!
snig: When they cover the Paultard convention, they will be referred to as “mainstream moderates.”
Dildo Cereal: I think you are corect. Sumtimes I dissagreee wid you Paultard peoplz, but naw! Nowe I towtolly dont.
rEVOLution!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!
Redhead: Poor Griff…For failing to stay on message, he will be ritualistically spanked with a loufa by Bill O’Reilly while Sean Hannity looks on, massaging his nipples. He should have stayed amongst the hippies…
shortsshortsshorts: You forgot a few more 1’s in there, my friend. Your portrayal is not convincing
thursdaynext27: It’s the flying turkeys all over again–”oh, the humanity!”
loudmouthredhead: Oh you meant HIM! hahaha, I thought you meant me.
Yes, poor poor Griff. Because, you must not forget, somewhere betwixt the spanking and nipple massage will be Colmes yelling, “five and a half years! five and a half years!” while grabbing nipple clamps connected to a battery. Because what fun is discussing all the things McCain can now get away with without a visual demonstration?
Ya know, Griff really could have used his jet-powered hoverboard right about then…
The level of discourse from the protesters can probably be summed up in a question from one to Chris Matthews yesterday as he worked the rope line behind the Hardball set.
“Hey Chris, what do you think about Mark Emery being extradicted from Canada to the US?” “Who’s Mark Emery?’ a puzzled Matthews asked.
“He’s the ‘Prince of Pot’!” our enthusiastic protester replied. Matthews stopped, gave him the stick-eye and snarled, “I don’t care!”.
And neither do we! Great moment.
Pass the bong…
Jesus, who sent Les Nessman? The only thing missing is the band-aid on the forehead.
Deepthroat: No, silly, Griff had the cybernetic implants and the bad disposition.
Grif? Red sucks, blue rules.
amazingtomatoes: USS Maine here. Good observation, another false frag.
Remember Griff!
And fire the spliff.
I have a feeling they’re going to find the remnants of Griff’s body next to a saucy paper mache puppet of Dick Cheney by Wednesday. The man is trifling with the far left crypto-fascists who are no different than the Klan or Nazi party. God help his poor unfortunate ass.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
Undeterredbyreality: Okay, dammit, that was supposed to reply to the Les Nessman comment by Thursdaynext27: It’s the flying turkey show–”oh, the humanity!”
No case of the Mondays, “Office Space” referencer. Just telling it like it is, loud and clear, and putting Fox News and their idiots in their place. Really, that’s just not journalism. And it’s pretty sad that a television cable “news” “network” is airing trash like that. And it’s obvious from other reports now that this Jenkins guy is either insane or diseased or both. And it’s obvious he’s not a trained journalist. He needs to be yanked off the air and given a newsroom desk job assignment as soon as possible. And everyone at Fox News needs to take Journalism 101 again, mandatory, no exceptions!
Wow. The person who intercuts this with the Les Nessman will have my vote for president.
Did you know that Fox is the only “News” allowed in the White House?
Et Es a Fakt. I know cuz of my learninz.
Poor “Griff” and his patriotic civic-minded overlairds….they were just in the wrong place at right right time…..it’s all about timing (and lawn order):
http://safetystate.com/ss.cgi?action=material&id=34
Those damn ungrateful militant hippies, daring to not appreciate our giving them a chance to speak!
The victimization is just classic.
maryn: I suspect you’ll notice Les is far less of a douche than The Griffer
One can only hope that this ended up with Griff as the only casualty.
thefrontpage: Sorry, but what do you expect? It’s Fox News, quite in keep with itself.
“It’s a helicopter, and it’s coming this way. It’s flying something behind it, I can’t quite make it out, it’s a large banner and it says, uh - Happy… Thaaaaanksss… giving! … From … W … K … R… P!! No parachutes yet. Can’t be skydivers… I can’t tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they’re turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they’re plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”
68? For some strange reason, I feel like it would have been more appropriate for Griff to have been running around screaming “THEY’VE ARRESTED MALCOM THEY’VE ARRESTED MALCOM”
Some of the people in this crowd are reasonable, principled idealists. Some are shrill, militant morons. But every single Ron Paul supporter I have EVER spoken to is a complete and utter gibbering buffoon. If Griff had done this to the Paultards, he would have been bisected by a lightsaber.
On second thought, git ‘er DUN, Paultardnation!!
dearest: Personally, I’m kinda wondering what the standards for “inciting a riot” in Colorado are these days, or whether he can be charged with assault in the Ward Churchill bit (were the cameras running there?).
this man has discovered that the far-left hates fox news. give him a freaking nobel prize
John McClain: do you think they’d let us donate to the cause?
The comments on this post are getting crazy-long so apologies if this is a repeat, but i found this kick-ass little blurb and picture of the Griffer in full American flag body paint for Halloween 2001. Quotes Jenkins, “I have a message for Osama bin Laden — come anthrax this.” ooooo, saucy!… (fag)
damn, damn, damn!!! forgot the link!
http://www.paulroe.com/G1/Pauls%20Work/griffWT.gif
i’m confused — didn’t CBS have to pay a huge fine because bono inadvertently said “fuck” on the grammy awards once? shouldn’t fox have to pay several huge fines because these protesters said “fuck” a bunch of time? i’m fucking outraged at having to hear fuck on the fucking tv!!!
Undeterredbyreality: Did we check for any bandaid placements?
Fox news is pure satire. It is like the Onion for right-wing nutjobs.
whatever_dc: Fuck Yeah!
Deepthroat: AAAHHHHAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAA!!! That’s fucking great! Jeebus, staff parties at FNC must be absolutely retarded.
OH!!! you know what i thought was the best part of it??? when Griff asked what their message was and all they could say was Fuck Fox News, i thought WOW they have no message! not one that seems important anyway other than that they hate Fox- and that’s not much of a message. i’m glad that they represented you guys! because now i think the general public will think your crazy people, especially them for looking like a pack of wild animals zoning in on the kill
congratz
u_ppl_r_nuts: Woah, sorry! You lost me there, big fellah. Could you try typing in English next time? Or were you just asking directions to the Big $ale on Truck Nutz?
Where’s that fun guy in LA who bites Wingnut fingers off when you need him?!