Liberal Losers Cause Denver Tornadoes

So we thought it was kind of funny that the local radio was filled with scary tornado reports instead of welcome messages to the DNC crowd. But it turns out that these tornadoes — far from downtown Denver — are the biggest story of the day! Also, the Democrats sort of caused these liberal death funnel clouds, because … ah who knows, let’s get back to James Carville’s Katrina Party.

What does the National Press and International Media have to say about this minor weather event that didn’t actually hurt anybody?

• ACTUALLY ALL THE RADIO STATIONS HAD TORNADO ALERTS: “I was on my way back to Denver and my dad and I saw the tornado off I-25. It was scarey to see something so close. My thought is why were none of us alerted??? THERE WAS NOTHING ON THE RADIO ABOUT IT. NICE TO KNOW THE ALERT SYSTEMS WORKED WELL IN LETTING US KNOW!!! WE COULD HAVE DROVE RIGHT INTO IT WITH NOT BEING AWARE OF WHAT WAS GOING ON. WE WERE LUCKY TO HAVE SEEN IT FROM A DISTANCE AND HAD TIME TO GET OFF THE ROAD AND PREPARE FOR SHELTER. THANK GOD FOR CELL PHONES SO WE COULD CALL HOME AND HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT WAS GOING ON!!!” [Rocky Mountain News]
• Tornadoes strike near Denver on eve of Democrat convention. [Philippines Inquirer]
• “This time, 24 welcome parties across the city for delegates were consolidated into one event to reduce costs.” [MSNBC]
• “There are hundreds of Secret Service, police officers and other security personnel here in Denver at the Democratic National Convention. But they won’t do much good against a tornado — and there’s one on the ground about 15 miles southeast of downtown Denver.” [Dallas Morning News]