Oh man, thank you so much Wonkette operative “Dennis” for taking this screen shot of some blog called “Stay Red Kansas” that said it would SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN if they were wrong about Evan Bayh being Obama’s choice. Ballsy! But if you go to this blog now, you’ll find that clause of confidence mysteriously removed! Uh oh, did… did it turn out you had an untrustworthy source or two? Well tough luck, Stay Red Kansas, it is too late — you will PUT THAT SHIT DOWN if Evan Bayh is not VP. We are watching. [Stay Red Kansas]
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Stay red, Ponyboy. Stay red.
Stay flat, Kansas! Mmmm…pancakes.
I wonder if their inside source was that super-serial blog from inside the belly of the Washington Beltway known as Wonkette. Cuz they are never wrong, with their top-placed sources in the Mid-West bumper sticker industry…
Well MSNBC is saying it’s not Bayh or Kaine. My money’s still on Lieberman.
If Bayh is not the nominee, folks, we will shut down this blog – or not – that’s how confident we are.
[re=67096]Delicious[/re]: I lolled.
Hells yeah. If it ends up being Edwards, or Edwards, or Nelson, or Nelson, me and Joe Chan will “hack the Gibson.”
Word to your mother’s own.
“Even Bayh”? It looks like Kansas will not be staying red much longer.
You expect them to get that prediction right? Hell, they didn’t even get red right. Stay pink, Kansas!
I’m fairly confident that no matter what the text ends up saying they are going to have to shut that bitch down since to my knowledge no one named “Even Bayh” actually exists.
Ambinder says “Biden on the Move”! In other news, I’m going to kill myself!
…I have a feeling that “Stay Red Kansas” has been getting “inside tips” from Bill Kristol!
How about we just kick Kansas out of the Union if they’re wrong? I vote for that shit.
“SHUT THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN”
Like that phrase.
I shall work it into conversation this weekend.
[re=67108]passthearugula[/re]: Darnit I was just going to post something similar. I must improve my wit’s reaction time.
[re=67111]defeatism[/re]: Can we also put the McDonald’s and Hallmark boycotters in Kansas if it’s kicked out?
Yeah, if any blog has the inside dope on the inner circle of a Librul’s campaign, it’s got to be a conservative blog. And one in the middle of fucking Kansas.
Clearly we need a Fox News-style count-up clock…days since Bayh was not the VP and Stay Red Kansas is still in existence.
Fucking pansies. I they were really confident, they would offer to shut every right-wing blog down.
I’m not impressed.
Wonkette: Taking out the red blogs one at a time.
This, according to “several inside sources close to the situation.” Translation: “My roommate who saw that bumpersticker on Drudge that looks so professionally-made it has to be real.”
MSNBC says Bayh, Kaine are out of the running.
It’s Biden.
I’ll go one step further: if it is Bayh, I will motherfucking burn their blog down.
Oh yeah, SHUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!
I read just read that blog and think they should shut it down either way.
[re=67109]El Bombastico[/re]: Relax, the “move” Ambinder reported happened in Biden’s bowels. The man is taking a colossal dump, as we speak. Wolf Blitzer is standing by.
I’m sure glad Toto and I aren’t in Kansas anymore, but if Hell-a-ry gets the nod I’m Canada bound.
Vancouver’s looking good now, a nice place to watch O throw the election away from.
My last piece of advice to Barack:
If somehow Ms. Clinton gets on your ticket, learn to sleep with one eye open.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
[re=67109]El Bombastico[/re]: Aww, come on! Biden will be able to say everything Hopey can’t.
We just have to keep Obama healthy, cuz nobody wants to have a Dean Martinesqe presidency.
If they really believed their sources, they would promise hari-kari if they were wrong.
Has anyone noticed how articulate and clean Joe Biden is.
Truly stunning.
…this liberal use of the word “MOTHERFUKKA” must be a tribute to Bernie Mac!
MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,MOTHERFUKKA,
[re=67130]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I agree. That came out wrong. I meant I want to kill myself because of retarded media speculation. Clean articulate Joe would be awesome.
[re=67128]jagorev[/re]: In the Shituation Room?
No fruit too low-hanging for me, folks.
[re=67132]Speed Ball[/re]: It would be awesome if Hopey introduced him that way at the convention.
[re=67133]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Wow, you just FUKKED up my margins on IE. I must have closure on this madness NOW!
his site background is pink, like a ghey.
Now they’re saying the text won’t come out till tomorrow morning. How the fuck are they going to hide the fact that Biden is flying to Illinois?
Unless that’s another fake in a day of fakes and it’s HILLZ!
[re=67138]El Bombastico[/re]: ….hehehehe, FireFox MOTHERFUKKAS!!!
*****BREAKING!******
Nope, still got nuthin’.
[re=67116]Schadenfried[/re]: Can we? YES WE CAN.
They even admit that nbc news is reporting that Bayh and Kaine have been informed that it is not them. So crazy right-wing blog or heralded legitimate news organizations. hmmmm … I wonder who’s right.
I bet their sources are just the guys they buy truck nutz from.
Biden now? Okay, fine, I can deal with Biden at this point. Fine. Just give that motherfucker a decent haircut. That semi-combover puffy thing reminds me of my pedophile uncle.
[re=67149]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Just not a $500 haircut. We don’t need to hear that shit again.
[re=67149]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Peggy Noonan would like to strenously disagree.
Motherfuckers can’t evan spell.
Here’s what Ambinder is saying now: “Source: text will be sent tomorrow am, a few hrs before Obama speaks in Springfield. 9 minutes ago”
Goddammit, I need release. I’m off to 29th Street.
I’ve been watching the Joy Division documentary. Did I not miss anything?
By the way, Barry, love will tear us apart.
Well, I’ll be fucked.
They did it.
It’s gone.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hate to be off topic, but SNL’s Victoria Jackson has had a Jon Voight moment:
http://defamer.com/5040564/respected-pundit-victoria-jackson-weighs-in-on-anti+christ-whitey+hater-barack-obama
My new theory is Hopey is going to pick someone who will be a kind of father figure. Remember he never knew his father. He’ll need someone who’ll be an advisor on international affairs, who’ll know how to make things work on the hill, and is likely to be a rabid dog on the campaign trail. His hand-picked daddy then is likely Biden…. or Gore.
touche, stay red kansas, apparently you aren’t total dicks.
Maybe beer can help. I’ll be back later to let you know.
[re=67159]DoctorCulturae[/re]: Yeah. I’m coming around to this.
And you’ve been at this since 7am this morning also. Glad I’m not the only one.
[re=67151]El Bombastico[/re]: Er… Peggy Noonan knows my pedophile uncle? Strange days indeed!
[re=67149]ForTheTurnstiles[/re]: Clearly u kno biden transplanted hiz longest a$$ hairz 2 da top of hiz head. stuntn iz a habit.
[re=67164]Street Organizer[/re]: Well, I’ll be dipped in buttermilk!
I will SHUT DOWN my fridge if it’s not Limbaugh, folks.
[re=67155]Liquid[/re]: They’ll be back when they get StayInTheClosetKansas.com set up.
Stay Red, Trucknutz.
Then get that shit checked out, that aint normal.
Holy shit. It’s not just me, right? Did they actually shut down their blog?
Thi sis all very weird, as http://stayredkansas.com still works, but http://blog.stayredkansas.com has a *DNS ERROR,* which I didn’t even know you could shut down that fast. Something is afoot. But maybe it’s just Hope.
“Firefox can’t find the server at blog.stayredkansas.com.”
Either they’ve shut or — more likely — they can’t handle the Wonkette traffic.
They probably meant to register the domain stayredneckkansas.com anyway.
They’re running off a free GoDaddy account. If you’re too stingy to even pay a hosting fee, the amount of bandwidth they give you is enough to topple in a slight breeze of hits. Nothing to see here, just a case of exceeded bandwidth. If by morning when it’s plainly clear it’s NOT Bayh (like MSNBC is now saying) we’ll see if the site holds up their end of the bargain.
Bayh is muslamic for convert. He’s the VP Ubama choice. Trust me.
— Sarah Simmons, McCain Deputy Chief Strategist and EKG Attendant
[re=67132]Speed Ball[/re]: God, that would be the greatest thing ever, if Obama introduced Biden as clean and articulate.
I’m pullin’ for Sarah Palin. Oh boy, am I pullin’ *lascivious wink*.
Oh Crap! If Stay Red Kansas goes down, what will the 5 computer owners (3 can actually use them) in Kansas do with their free time? My guess is online searches for Hogzilla and crystal meth recipes will skyrocket.
Hey Jingo! Yeah, You! Guess what? I’m typing this on an effin computer from the effin middle of effin Kansas!! Yeah Baby, I’m one of the three!! So there!!
Aaah, I got nuthin.
Yeah and by the way Jingo, we don’t need to Google no damn crystal meth recipes since they’re already printed on the back of our drivers’ licenses. Jeez!
Even Bayh, thoughts abound like butterflies…
Dammit, their blog’s back up.
I blame ‘Even’ Bayh.
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