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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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28 comments

  1. Darehead

    I see you’ve given up on the idea that anything could possibly interest us besides ‘Here comes the Veep.’

    May the Horse be with us.

  2. shortsshortsshorts

    I would marry the media. Think about it.

    1. She doesn’t talk back.
    2. She doesn’t cause a fuss.
    3. She’s real pretty, but kindove an airhead.
    4. She’s always acting really excited about stuff (enthusiasm for life is vital).
    5. Her father is Rupert Murdock ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$).

  3. SayItWithWookies

    If it had said “Ass being rescued from deep hole,” I would’ve guessed it linked to Joe Lieberman telling McCain to just shut up about his houses already. But this is just a horse in a ditch.

  4. whiteasasheet

    Christ. I’m going to go sleep off my three martini lunch. Maybe something, somewhere will have happened by the time I wake up.

  5. Guppy06

    Call me heretical, but I’m more interested in horses and ditches than I am in this VP nonsense.

  6. AmericanValues

    I wanted you to be the first the know. I’ve selected a horse stuck in a ditch as my vice presidential pick.

  7. loudmouthredhead

    [re=66596]4everjung[/re]: Ba-zing.
    Headline continues:
    “The Rider? Fuck the rider! He dead!”

  8. loudmouthredhead

    [re=66653]AmericanValues[/re]: Obama/Horse ’08. Hope we can dig ourselves outta this shit.

  9. FunkyPalmettoBug

    It could be worse, it could be CNN’s live feeds of Evan Bayh and Joe Biden’s driveways.

  10. HomoPolitico

    Thats a pretty unflattering way to headline your article about Hillary being given a convention speaking spot.

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