It’s hard to imagine the primitive world of, say, 2000, when we didn’t have “smart phones” with web browsers and breaking news updates from CNN about a motherfucking horse in a ditch somewhere. Besides, Fox News broke this breaking story a year and a half ago. Fuck you, CNN Mobile. (Thanks, “Zach E.,” for sharing.)
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…somewhere Wolf Blitzer is crying.
And it’s not even the Sabbath. This is news?
I see you’ve given up on the idea that anything could possibly interest us besides ‘Here comes the Veep.’
May the Horse be with us.
How about just Fuck you CNN?
I would marry the media. Think about it.
1. She doesn’t talk back.
2. She doesn’t cause a fuss.
3. She’s real pretty, but kindove an airhead.
4. She’s always acting really excited about stuff (enthusiasm for life is vital).
5. Her father is Rupert Murdock ($$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$).
THANK GOD FOR CNN
How else would we keep up with this important breaking news?
If it had said “Ass being rescued from deep hole,” I would’ve guessed it linked to Joe Lieberman telling McCain to just shut up about his houses already. But this is just a horse in a ditch.
And I was just thinking . . . Ann Coulter has not made news in a while.
Christ. I’m going to go sleep off my three martini lunch. Maybe something, somewhere will have happened by the time I wake up.
Call me heretical, but I’m more interested in horses and ditches than I am in this VP nonsense.
I wanted you to be the first the know. I’ve selected a horse stuck in a ditch as my vice presidential pick.
Get this motherfuckin’ horse outta that motherfuckin’ ditch!
Our long national nightmare is over….
An Elmer’s Glue truck is coming by to “rescue” it.
[re=66596]4everjung[/re]: Ba-zing.
Headline continues:
“The Rider? Fuck the rider! He dead!”
[re=66664]Beef Supreme[/re]: First a chipper-shredder.
[re=66653]AmericanValues[/re]: Obama/Horse ’08. Hope we can dig ourselves outta this shit.
You try to give people timely, important news and what do you get? Nag, nag, nag.
This just in: they are saying now that it is likely to be a dark horse candidate.
[re=66700]TGY[/re]: Neigh, neigh, neigh.
Horse for veep: yea or neigh?
[re=66725]Darehead[/re]: Damn you!
I heart jello. Especially red.
The Horse is a Hint that it’s Mister Edwards?
…BREAKING NEW!!! CNN’s next headline story!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-blinds-abort-retry-fail.jpg
It could be worse, it could be CNN’s live feeds of Evan Bayh and Joe Biden’s driveways.
Thats a pretty unflattering way to headline your article about Hillary being given a convention speaking spot.
Well, it sounds like we have found John McCain’s running mate.
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