Here’s some lady named Tammany Hall on the teevee, making fun of the Chinese. Tiki Barber and the other gal are like, “who is this idiot?” The best part is at :11 when one of the two ladies makes this weird noise for no reason. [YouTube]
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Obama names Va. Gov. Kaine as running mate – WSJ
Obama names Ted Nugent as his running mate — The National Reporter.
Hmmm It sounds like they were talking about Barry’s vice ummm… President anyways.
Obama names Bigfoot as running mate —- The Weekly World News
Obama says “fuck it. Who needs a running mate? I aint gettin assassimutated. You can’t fuck with teh Jesus man.” – the Kenyan Muslim Journal
[re=66256]rubybuckaroo[/re]: yes, you made me look.
Obama names John Edwards as his running mate – National Enquirer
Obama names Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright as co-running mates.
[re=66269]KevoTron[/re]: Me too. Bastard.
Obama names Oprah as running mate, nation giggles maniaclly as they say it over and over again.
ObamaOprah, ObamaOprah, then gets stuck and can’t stop…
Obama names Michelle as running mate; tells world, “She’s got my balls, man.” – Ladies Home Journal
Her name is Tammany Hall? Boss Tweed should totally sue.
Barack Obama names Long Wang as his running mate – People’s Daily
These talking mannequins are so casual as to be comatose. I offer as proof fluoride in the water makes us stupid. Ding-dong dingey. Your third grade teacher is calling. She wants you three to stop talking and go back to reading Charlotte’s Web.
[re=66273]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: I didn’t get a text message. I should have known.
Obama names AngryBlakGuy as his running mate and appoints The Incomparable Tiny Valdez as his top Homo advisor! – Wonkette.com (a trusted name in news)
[re=66259]thefrontpage[/re]: “Barack Obama names Ted Nugent as cabinet secretary of Health & Bow-Hunting Services” – Guns & Ammo
Barack Obama names Wang Chung as his running mate – “Downtown” Julie Brown
Can people with no concept of Chinese please stop saying the words as though they have any concept of what just spilled forth from their stupid, stupid mouths? Please. The best thing about the Olympics being over is that I won’t have to hear one more idiot commentator telling me that the Chinese are screaming “Add petrol” as their official cheer WHICH IS NOT REALLY WHAT THAT MEANS.
…in her defense: SHE IS HOT!!! Her pants are so tight she should have a severe yeast infection!
That girl wants some Tiki so bad she’s lost her mind.
My friend Sarah just texted me to ask if I could go and walk her dogs, and I was all, “DO NOT TEXT ME WOMAN, FOR I AM WAITING FOR A MESSAGE FROM MY HOT MUSLIM TERRORIST LUVR.”
Barack Obama names Michelle Obama as his running mate. – Parenting
“Barack Obama names U.S. gymnast Alicia Sacramone as potential Secretary of Flexible Hotness” – Esquire
Apparently Drudge is saying it’s Jack Reed.
[re=66286]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Nono, the best part of the Olympics ending will be no more scripted groups of captive, paid chinese cheer squads screaming “add oil” only for their athletes at all of the events.
Some guy named “Chet Edwards,” apparently.
[re=66309]Dave J.[/re]: Wart? After Repubes made that video asking, “Is Barack Obama ready to Reed?”
[re=66295]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: She Rebanese. She no rike boys!
[re=66299]Outstando[/re]: She is having to use the toilet.
Well, this is a bummer. I always knew you could be a retard and get the teevee money. But I honestly don’t think even *I* can operate on that level moran-itudedness…
[re=66286]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: …agreed, living in Miami there is nothing worse than hearing someone try and speak a language that they cannot pronounce correctly.
[re=66286]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Actually, even better will be China ceasing to be so smug about getting the most medals thanks to their expertise at such events as badminton and ping-pong. OH, and let’s not forget their underage gymnasts! Hooray for good sportsmanship, China!
[re=66329]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: She’s feeling “not so fresh” after hearing “dong” jokes.
She said “dong,” right.
What’s on her mind?
[re=66334]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Oh, c’mon. It’s not accents I’m talking about. It’s smug fuckers who try to say “Add oil” (NOT WHAT IT MEANS) in Chinese and actually end up saying something totally different, all while eating a shit-eating grin.
[re=66351]WhatTheHeck[/re]: stale chinglish jokes?
[re=66280]KevoTron[/re]: …nah, I couldn’t possibly run for public office. Especially considering how many “questionable” photos I have floating around from the good ‘ol college day(2005). And besides, I’m a sex scandal waiting to happen!!!
The little meow noise is killing me. Killing me! I think I cracked a rib. ANy random 20 seconds out of this group (and there has been a lot) is equally hilarious.
[re=66360]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You stay classy, America.
[re=66334]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: That’s exactly what Vicente Fox thought every time Dubya came to visit.
[re=66357]loudmouthredhead[/re]:
It’s the best I can do today.
I’ve got one eye on the tv. One eye on the web. And one eye on the radio.
[re=66355]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: …yeah the whole thing is a bit condescending. Being African I feel your pain, you don’t know how annoying it is to hear people do “clicking and popping” noises when they want to “imitate” some African dialect. Since you got your gun already I can go make some molotov cocktails and we can start an uprising!
The best part is at :11 when one of the two ladies makes this weird noise for no reason.
Queef?
[re=66371]loudmouthredhead[/re]: …classy? Nah, trashy is way more fun!!!
Gawd I hope SayItWithWookies doesn’t get a text. I would miss your flair here.
AngryBlakGuy: just say “NO!” We need you here too.
Guess the new cheer will be: Yes. We. Kaine!
[re=66383]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Oh, that’s not a gun. I’m just happy to see you.
[re=66382]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Oh nono. I was answering your question about what was on her mind. I never insult others’ snark
[re=66339]loudmouthredhead[/re]: Nothing a little vinegar can’t fix.
[re=66360]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Ha! Sometimes over drinks at the bar I’ll get a little heated talking politics and somebody will say something like “you should run for councilman someday…”
Right… because voters totally want a bong-toking, shit-stabbing, Generation Y clock-watcher to represent them in important matters. It wouldn’t take more than a short look at my credit rating before these kind associates would find another bar stool to inhabit (and hide their wallets.)
[re=66684]KevoTron[/re]: …hehe, not to say the thought hasnt floated through my mind once or dozen times. I mean where else can you have 5 Vodka & tonics for lunch and put it on your expense report as a meal? But then again I curse too much and I would probably start a couple fist fights on the floor of the senate.
Damn you Jim Newell for ignoring my annoying Youtube links. This one is much better in that Tiki calls his idiot co-anchor a “Total Medal Cunt” and then Brian Williams has to pretend nothing happened while said idiot co-anchor has a brain aneurysm. Where is the love, Jim Newell?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o0N9m-jv84&NR=1
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