People keep on wondering why Hillary Clinton can’t convince her 18 million ceiling-cracks to get with the program and support Barack Obama. Well, it appears that these angry, bitter old white people are so full of insane rage and hate for everything that they don’t even really care for Hillary Clinton — they just hate her a little less than Obama — so they aren’t going to be bossed around by that gal.
The Observer’s Steve Kornacki suggests that many primary voters were never really into either Democratic candidate — they just hated the other person so much that for the first time in their adult lives they heaved their be-stirrup-pantsed asses off their sagging couches in the middle of Oprah and drove in their foreclosed Geo Metros to their polling station so that the other candidate wouldn’t win.
Ever since Obama clinched the nomination, all the fun’s gone out of it. And so Clinton voters have by and large returned to their natural habitat, in front of the teevee, eating the last unpopped kernels of popcorn out of their microwave bags. If Hillary Clinton tells them to vote for Obama, they’ll all just say, “But that meerkat show is on Animal Planet,” and then they’ll go back to resentfully scrapbooking.
Obama and the Democratic Unpersuadables [Observer]
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Ah, Dr. Frankenstein ran into this very problem.
First! And I knew it!
First she tells me not to vote for Obama. Now she tells me to vote for him. I can’t stand this flip-flopping.
Teevee for VP!!
Obviously the bitters who are defecting to McCain are doing so over policy differences… because Hillz and Walnuts! are EVER so much closer on policy than she is to Hopey… Any suggestion that it has to do with not wanting to vote for *shhhh* teh blacks *shhhh* is just hate speech and misogyny…
There were a lot of women in white ’92 Metros and lime green spandex pants at my polling place during the primary. I wonder who they were voting for?
by the time this deal is done, The Clintons will have a following of about 50 bitter cult members. Maybe they should apply for recognition as a Religion.
when the HOPE / SARCASM 08 tour gets rolling, the Clintons will be a distant memory
Many bitterz find stirrup pants too confining, and have switched entirely to warm-up suits, with elastic waistbands, of course
…does this mean that no one can say “why cant he close the deal” anymore?! Because if they do I’m gonna go Atilla the Hun(or some other historical blood thirst conquer) on their asses!!!
I think we need to fake a huge event just to please the bitters. Let’s hold a fake convention and pretend Hillary is prez of the world and then make sure none of the bitters own radios, tvs, or computers for the next 8 years.
“heaved their be-stirrup-pantsed asses off their sagging couches”
best. puma. description. evah.
They’re bitter and they cling to guns and religion to feel better about themselves. Fucking crackers.
[re=66129]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Or “People don’t really know him”, I hate that as well..
So the electorate the Democrats whipped into a frenzy isn’t smart enough to make a reasoned comparison of the remaining candidates and vote in its best interest? So nothing’s new — there are just more of them registered to vote now. So Mr. Nuanced Articulate Man has gotta start appealing to the Steak-ummms and simple answers crowd. Okay, some advice, Barry — learn to bowl, and don’t pick Biden.
[re=66121]kellygrrrl[/re]: Meh. They’ll never kill that debt if they organize tax-free. The best buddy of the Clintons, Ken Wilber, makes plenty of dough as a guru/consultant.
What Hillary needs to figure out is how to sell $200 “starter kits.”
http://www.amazon.com/Integral-Life-Practice-Starter-Kit/dp/0977227502
I want to see one of these resentful scrapbooks.
Congratulations Hillary, you are this election’s Ralph Nader.
They all firmly believe that they’re victims, and are acting out the roles of Dolly, Jane, or Lily from their life-defining movie, 9 to 5.
It’s a sad fact that because Clinton appealed to older folks in general, a lot of them are going to be senile — it just goes with the territory.
Don’t hate them. They need help crossing the street.
quiet. momma’s watchin’ her stories.
Early this week the DNC sent me an email recruiting bloggers to write poison-pen letters against J.Corsi’s book “The Obama Nation,” so I then naturally read the book, and I found that it tells the long-overdue truth about Obama. The DNC’s e-mail tacitly admits this; if the book’s assertions were untrue, Obama would simply provide proof of the truth instead of hiring or recruiting poison-pen bloggers. Instead, Obama is using his usual strategy of aiming his bloggers to barrage against any who seriously criticize him. This time though, his strategy may well stimulate interest in “The Obama Nation,” and awareness of Obama’s disproved claims about himself. Obama’s failure to provide documented proof refuting Corsi’s research is unspoken admission of the book’s truths.
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Also, Obama refuses to provide a physical certified, stamped copy of his birth certificate to prove he is legally eligible to be a candidate for U.S. presidency. As yet the Federal Elections Commission has not investigated this; and if Obama is unable to provide the certificate, many will believe his candidacy is not legal. Here again Obama’s failure to show documentation gives authority to Corsi’s assertions
[re=66148]HeyHey[/re]: At least they’ll be dead soon.
So, we’re going to dumb down the whole discourse just to appease a bunch of coal miners daughters?
Meanwhile, John McCain is slamming the First Cunt’s arm in a car door while getting a handjob from Joe Leiberman on National teevee and will still be elected because nobody cares and John McCain is a bald eagle maverick war hero country first patriot war hero maverick veteran. War.
A CNN weatherman just basically called TS Fay a PUMA . . . “stubborn; I could make a sexist comment but I won’t.”
[re=66118]Sara K. Smith[/re]:
Scrapbooking
Stirrup pants
Microwave popcorn
Meerkat Manor
Thank you, that was wonderful. I’d also throw in:
Twice-weekly trips to the bingo parlor
Articles of clothing decorated with a Bedazzler
Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee
This is all very interesting, but were you aware that John McCain is a GOD DAMN WAR HERO?? Get your facts straight.
Wolfy, You’re absolutely right in your belief that Senator Clinton can be a wise and beloved president & her supporters (and everyone else) will listen carefully to her address. Naturally we’ll pay close attention to the votes cast at the Convention.
And we’ll certainly do the things she says provided those things are in accord with what we’ve learned about her, Barack Obama, the DNC & McCain during and after the primaries. We could never in good conscience and belief support or vote for Obama, whose closest chums & ties include anti-Americans such as Louis Faraquan, el-slsl, or pastors Wright or Pfleger–A man is known by the company he keeps. Also, despite Obama’s claims to the contrary, he was raised as a Muslim; this is documented by various school records, etc. Also of course Obama is completely unqualified to be president and his basic beliefs and philosophy conflict with America’s principles. All evidence indicates that he, his wife and closest confidants do not like America nor most Americans, and what he would do if elected is fear-provoking. We could never trust an Obama with our future. This would be true even if Hillary Clinton, who is supremely qualified, had never entered the presidential race. Obama is not qualified and his philosophy, beliefs, associates, etc., all make him a danger to us and to America. Accordingly if Obama is nominated we will vote for & support John McCain, who is qualified, has repeatedly put his life on the line for America, & will assuredly do what he believes best for her. Thank you again for your comments.
[re=66156]Elitist Republican Tard[/re]: Your terraist avatar frightens and confuses me..
[re=66162]obfuscator[/re]: Children with FlowBee haircuts.
[re=66113]TexasCowGirl[/re]: You’re a massive fucking failure at life.
[re=66168]SayItWithWookies[/re]: At least the ones from the third marriage..
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Holy fucking shit.
I knew there was a benefit to Gawker’s closed comments system.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Are you lost, ma’am?
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: I believe you’re looking for the party next door. (Maybe Taylor Marsh or Hannity & Limbo.) Also, I think most of Wonkettes have short attention spans; we can’t read more than 3 or 4 lines of ‘Barry is a secret, ‘merica-hatin Muslim.’
[re=66140]SayItWithWookies[/re]: But…but…David Brooks SAID to pick Biden! He said Biden was THE ONE. And don’t we all want to follow David Brooks’ advice to the Democratic Party? Obviously he has our best interests at heart.
[re=66175]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: preferably, 3-4 lines that are punctuated by “I AM CONFUSED!!??!!?!”
Also — how delusional must one be to think that Hillary is qualified to run the country, when she couldn’t even run her campaign? Somewhere, Patti Solis Doyle is having intestinal pains caused by that post.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: If you think Walnuts! is qualified, perhaps you should go back to having your dog lick peanut butter off various parts of your anatomy.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Educate yourself. Corsi’s book is a pack of lies. He claims to have 700 footnotes, but a footnote is only as good as the source you’re taking it from. Hell, he doesn’t even get basic facts right, like the dedication of Obama’s book — which he could’ve checked by — um — looking at a copy. Anyway, read this.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/08/14/AR2008081403051.html
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Wlfy,rghtnyrblf tht SntrClintnc….
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Olbie last night. Anybody else get the feeling he’s reading Wonkette? He used the “get off my lawns” bit as well as the “noun, verb, p.o.w.” thing. Unless….is he a poster here?! AngryBlakGuy is really Olbermann?!!!! Discuss.
[re=66173]PeteJayhawk v2.0[/re]: I’ve been kind of surprised every post here hasn’t been run over by PUMAs in the past few weeks. Guess they aren’t as aware of internet traditions as the Paultards were.
wonky35, I think you responded on the wrong thread. There’s no ‘wolfy’ here.
But hey, whatever wins you your new McCain teevee.
BTW, factcheck has refuted the birth certificate charge, and everybody else has refuted everything else in Obama Nation.
An you’ve totally fooled us. We actually believe you used to like Obama but then found out the TRUTH.
[re=66175]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Actually, I think I’ve become a convert to Hillary after that long, completely humorless rant. It was a brilliant example of what can be done with the cut and paste function. And really, what DO we all know about this Barack Hussein Obama?
All,
Resist the urge to bite wonky35′s bait. Ignore it and it will go away.
Dear Wonky,
Speak for yourself – I’m pretty sure most of us former Hilltards are standing tall behind Barry, some of us may even be giving him hugs.
[re=66184]SkimLatteModerate[/re]: Yuh, Wonkland Security is doin’ pretty good. I’ve seen other sites totally overrun with McCaintards and Paultards alike. Guess it was worth it getting strip-searched for my initiation.
[re=66182]irisheyes[/re]: I’m ignoring Wonky..and yes, I did notice that about Olberman, but we’re getting famous, remember?
Wonky, give up your name. It’s like when a woman names her kid after his father who can’t remember her name.
[re=66182]irisheyes[/re]: I often wonder which of our best commenters moonlight as pundits. I say moonlight because commenting on Wonkette is way more like a real job than being on teevee.
[re=66139]freakishlystrong[/re]: Or “Is he really an American?” what with his exotic vacations to Hawaii and such.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Do you have any left over invitations to the Rapture? I lost mine. Thanks.
Wonky, methinks your stirrup pants are too confining…
The problem with the surly Clinton voters:
Really, they need to learn to love themselves first.
Then, and only then, can they truly Hope for a better future.
Mommy! Mommy! Get the camera! It’s real, live BITTER OLD HAG in the flesh!
[re=66186]Whiskeybaby[/re]: She reminds me of my sister-in-law who lives in Hot Springs, AR. Big HRC supporter & now refuses to vote for BO. Says he’s a Muslim, wants to take guns away & that he’s scary [black man]. Now her son is in Iraq, but she doesn’t seem to mind that McMansion will keep him there for 100 years. Of course she is one of the low-info voters who shouldn’t be allowed to breed, drive or talk, but there you go–there’s the state of America’s most valuable vote.
[re=66175]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: [re=66174]SkimLatteModerate[/re]: [re=66173]PeteJayhawk v2.0[/re]: …whats funny about these obviously brain damaged, former meth babies is the fact that they think by using terms like “all evidence”, “this is documented” or some random 5th party account gives their bullshit credibility. He knows that he chock-full of absolute garbage because despite using these fancy terms(probably cut and pasted from some right wing blog because lord knows they have a problem understanding anything with more 2 syllables, but I digress) he cant cant source any of his allegations. And if he has the balls to actually do it I guaran-fukking-tee that its some backwater right-wing blogger who doesn’t know how to work a spell checker!
[re=66154]wonky35[/re]: It’s Jerome Corsi everyone?
Or maybe John McCain himself – if I was running that old confusing bumbling loser’s campaign, I’d just tell him to learn how to type and troll the forums, everything else he does (speaking) harms his campaign.
[re=66194]V572625694[/re]: Or questioning (“he’s weak”), his foreign policy credentials, when the CurrentOccupantThatIsAnIdiot, is following said “weak” policy to the letter..I hate that too.
[re=66199]MoodProcessor[/re]: Are you saying all they really need is a good vibrator?
[re=66203]ReverendGreen[/re]: Grampappy McCain can’t use the googles.
Breaking news: Conservative white gal fears eloquent black man. More at 11.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Where is that magnificent ape?
[re=66206]grendel[/re]: Yes, yes, and furthermore, yes.
That’s why their Pumas, not Cougars.
[re=66204]freakishlystrong[/re]:
“I just don’t trust him.”
“I can’t prove it, but I just have this feeling about him… ”
“This country can’t afford to take a chance on him being elected… ”
“Just wait ’til he’s in the White House, he’ll have them running the country… “
[re=66207]magic titty[/re]: He knows this Google:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Google
Hey everybody, easy on Wonky-35. Don’t you know a paid troll when you see one?
[re=66224]obfuscator[/re]: And that ole’ chestnut, “He’ll raise taxes”, and this is from the “librul media”..
[re=66143]EnBuenOra[/re]: They’re ALL resentful scrapbooks. That’s why scrapbooking was invented.
I’m just wondering how god awfully blatant wonky1-wonky34 were as prostelytizing trolls if this is the highly evolved Mark XXXV version of the series. Corsi gave us such good advice last election and things are going so swimmingly with another 4 years of Worst President Ever. Every time you hear about a US soldier dying in Iraq, remember that’s another American killed because of Bush, and because people listened to Corsi.
[re=66144]Sussemilch[/re]: I’m hoping Ron Paul is the Nader. Or the Anti Nader.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]:
Jesus Christ! tl-motherfucking-dr.
Brevity is the source of wit, you pathetic dullard.
[re=66229]graceless[/re]: Strictly amateur hour. But if they post enough, they get blow up love dolls of Walnuts or Cindy.
[re=66173]PeteJayhawk v2.0[/re]: amen. And I love the “since he doesn’t prove it is NOT true, it must be true” argument. The esteemed “when did you stop beating your wife?” tactic.
Wonky-35: Thank you. Your well reasoned, eloquent post has really opened my eyes. MCCAIN 08! GIT R DUN!
[re=66229]graceless[/re]: No way. Her spelling and grammar are reasonably correct–those are the hallmarks of an amateur Hill Troll.
It doesn’t even have the courtesy to grace us WITH EMPORTANT ALL CAAPS BECUSE YOU MORANS ARE SO STUPID YOU CANT SEE HILARY IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER LOVED US AND NOW YOU HAS ALL BETRAYED HER!!1
We don’t believe in TRUTH(TM) here. Only snark!
… and gin.
[re=66144]Sussemilch[/re]: Nader didn’t drive voters away from him to Bush. That’s an accomplishment held by Hillary alone.
[re=66250]MoonshineJoe[/re]: Yeah, but stay away from that New Amsterdam stuff. I got a bottle last week at the state-sanctioned liquid vice emporium. Pleasant flavor, but wicked headaches the next morning.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Maybe my Snark-o-meter needs recalibration after some vacation and sick time but I’m having some difficulty finding teh funnee in your comment. wait. it’s only teh stoopid? oh.
[re=66203]ReverendGreen[/re]: Actually Corsi is a Paultard who hates McCain. His followers are also urging him to write a book swiftboating McCain, but….obviously he hates Obama more.
Wait until the TRUTH about Obama comes out! You’ll be sorry! He’s an Indonesian Muslim born to notorious gay marrieds Louis FARRAKHAN and OSAMA Bin Laden who gave millions of dollars to REZKO in exchange for heroin and blow jobs. This happened when he was going to a radical MUSLIM school in Hawaii, the fake Muslim state. He later went to Harvard Law School where he met Michelle Obama, known in inner circles as THE BLACK MAMBA, and they bonded over their hatred of whitey and love of killing infants. Later in life, he became famous for using AMERICAN FLAGS drenched in gasoline to blow up Hillary Clinton’s house with AYERS, because he is SEXIST!!!!!!! JEREMIAH WRIGHT!!!!!
IT’S NOT TO LATE, SUPERDELEGATES!!! PUMA 4 LIFE!
[re=66203]ReverendGreen[/re]: It can’t be McCain. He doesn’t know how to use a computer.
[re=66230]freakishlystrong[/re]:
A recent Newsweek cover story on The South quoted a 12 year old Civil War reenactor thusly:
“There are too many chances we would take if he became president, you know what I mean?” I said I wasn’t sure I did. “I don’t know if it’s a myth or it’s true,” said the boy, “but they say that they caught him trying to sneak Iraqi soldiers into the United States.”
Oh, and this is for wonky:
http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html
But let’s face it, facts are notoriously anti-American.
Google has never seen “be-stirrup-pantsed” before now, because the internet is elitist.
[re=66267]eatsshootsleaves[/re]: I cannot believe this moronic rumor has even eaten up this much energy. Unreal.
[re=66255]edgydrifter[/re]: Hendricks only imo.
wonky35…what tremendous sarcasm! Oh, er…my bad; wow you really fucked up the whole mood at Wonkette for Friday, girl…uh…took it all serious and all; especially over a piece of shit book like Corsi’s…c’mon, girl; back to the anger management with you…have a great rest of the day and please stay off the other comment sections…having fun over there…
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]:
Have you got those gems tied to hotkeys yet?
Ctrl-F5 – Obama, Muslim
Ctrl-F6 – Rezko, questions?
[re=66324]lumpenprole[/re]: Don’t forget*
Ctrl-F2 – Obama = Marxist, Communist
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Who the shit are you, and why are you thanking us for comments we’re making on a site that you just showed up to?
[re=66340]Darehead[/re]: And of course, Ctrl-F3 – BABY KILLER ZOMG OH NOES
[re=66267]eatsshootsleaves[/re]: It is well-known that reality has a liberal bias.
Whoo, feeling better now; and drugs have kicked in and Wonky 35 was just an anomaly; oh, she wasn’t; Oh Wellllll
[re=66324]lumpenprole[/re]: And:
Ctrl-Alt-Del = Obama radical black power
AAAH! What is this trickery? Obama is controls mine compuder!
I saw a pair of trucknutz flapping behind a pimped out escalade, southbound on Lake Shore Drive last night. They was CHROME BITCHAZ!
That’s one of the biggest collections of stupid, baseless stereotypes that I’ve heard in a long time. And I suppose this clown would start screaming that you are a RACIST for saying that Jessie Jackson carried SC in 1984. The 18 million people who voted for Hillary are MORE than HALF of the Democratic Party. Yeah, The Bitch DID win the popular vote. So are half of the Democrats in existence a bunch of bitter old lady couch-potatoes? Honestly, I have heard the most OBSCENE prejudices coming from the Obamana fans. Altho, I’m not sure that this guy is an Obama fan.
Ahhh, I’m so happy that Obama is going to be President. I will feel so secure knowing that he is sitting in the Oval Office singing “We shall overcome” with Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louie Farrahkhan, Mr. Rezko, and a million blackman marchers. So good to see that he’s not going to be racist or anything. No, black racism doesn’t count. Becuzzzz…….? Well, just becuzz.
Hmmmm, maybe another drink would help me to stop thinking.
[re=66488]Anon124816[/re]: Shit, why stop there? How about you just keep drinking until you stop breathing? That would be awesome.
What’s this I hear about Obama being attacked by PUMA’s? Is there video? Did he campaign on a butte in the New Mexico desert again?
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
[re=66488]Anon124816[/re]:
Hmmmm, maybe another drink would help me to stop thinking.
Doesn’t that imply you started thinking first?
There are over 70 million democrats in this country, you stupid fuck.
[re=66471]Anon124816[/re]: Did you get lost on your way to the silent cone? May we escort you?
Wonky35: Jamakan’s birth certificate proves he was born in Panama, which unlike Hawaii is not a part of the United States. Masticate on that a while, wont you?
*Sniff*
What’s that in the air?
Toxoplasmosis, mid-day cosmos, and desert-dry nethers, the scent of failure.
Someone point “her” back to hillaryis44 so hang out with the rest of the regressives/GOP handlers.
[re=66471]Anon124816[/re]: “Yeah, The Bitch DID win the popular vote.”
If “the popular vote” means “i’m going to cry bitter tears about florida and michigan after Hillary signed off on not counting them, but i’m going to simultaneously refuse to accept caucus votes”, then you’d be correct.
And totally dishonest, but hey that’s par for the course with the die-hards.
[re=66169]PeteJayhawk v2.0[/re]: I know. I never get to be first. But I still knew those bitters didn’t like Hillary, they just hated Barry because he has a terrible case of teh black.
Whoa, what is going on here today? I’m trying to take a nice relaxing break from work to get my Snark on, and what do I see? Trollers! sheesh, people, don’t you know you are ALWAYS the cock-blockers and buzz-kills at every damn party?
[re=66488]Anon124816[/re]: WTF are you talking about? Maybe you shouldn’t have anything to drink because you sound like you’ve had quite enough booze already. Bitter booze that is. Bitter booze that tastes like piss and swill.
And btw, were you ever this concerned about whether or not all of our white presidents were racist or not?
[re=66242]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: brevity is the SOUL of wit.
sorry, shakespeare geek.
and much like polonius, ‘brevity’ and ‘soul’ and ‘wit’ can be read as an ironic comment on angry bitterz.
Wow, looks like the mega-hostile ObaMorons have taken over Wonkette too! With their characteristic, mindless name-calling, fascistic intolerance and total lack of humor, they stand out in sharp contrast to the ostensibly calm and intelligent image that Obama attempts to project. But they worry me more than anything else about Obama.
If Obama is so reasonable and thoughtful, then how come his follows are so fanatically hateful, intolerant, humorless and fascistic? I think that it’s sort of like good cop, bad cop. Obama can act all nice and reasonable, then leave all the attack-dog name-calling to his legion of little baby Dobermans. Woops! I don’t mean to insult Dobermans! THEY are at least intelligent.
Responses to name-calling attack dogs: There may be 70 million Democrats, but Hillary got a majority of the people who voted in the primary. Period. It doesn’t matter of the little Fascists in the DNC “disqualified” us voters in Florida. We still voted. And of the people who voted in the primary, Hillary received the MAJORITY.
As far as the stupid red-state caucuses go, who cares. That’s another argument. That has nothing to do with the FACT that Hillary received a MAJORITY of the votes that were cast in the primary.
The line about taking another drink was something called a “joke”. Did you ObaMorons ever hear of something called a “joke”? No, I didn’t think so.
I still don’t understand this fanatical HATRED that the ObaMorons have toward Hillary. It’s kind of weird since, after endlessly calling her every name on earth, they castigate her for not supporting Obama. Why should she support Obama? What did he ever do for HER? What did he ever do for the Democratic Party? There’s a good chance that he will lose the election, which is a MOMENTOUS accomplishment. Mickey Mouse could win this election, if he ran as a Democrat. But Obama?
Oh yeah, blame it all on Hillary. Blame if all on “racism”. It has nothing to do Wright, Ayers, Rezko, Farrakhan, Jackson, Sharpton, et. al. It has nothing to do with Obama being totally and completely inexperienced and unqualified for the job. No. The ONLY reason that people refuse to vote for Obama is “racism”. Yawn.
Don’t get me wrong. I actually LIKE Obama. But he is WAY too inexperienced and too much of an unknown quantity to be sitting in the White House. Actually, he is a total and complete ARROGANT FOOL. The PERFECT SOLUTION for everyone would have been a Hillary/Obama ticket. 1) It would obviously have been good for Hillary. 2) It would have good for Obama, since it would virtually guarantee that he would be elected President in 2016, after 8 years of Billary. 3) It would have been best for the Democratic Party, since it would have given them 16 years of the White House. 4) It would have been best for the USA, because we would have had the proven experience of Bill Clinton in the White House to repair the economy and the nation.
But no. Arrogant FOOL Obama has to jump the gun. He does not need to “stew” as the Vice President. He ALREADY knows it ALL. He does not need further training for the most important job in the World. After all, he was a SENATOR for a year. What more does he need?
Yeah, there is still a CHANCE that Obama will win the election. But even then, he will be so GROSSLY unprepared for the job, that the next 4 years will wind up being a total disaster. Maybe in 2012 he will have had enough on-the-job training to get re-elected. But maybe not.
Hillary/Obama was a million times better ticket. Too bad the Democratic Party is now run by imbeciles. The odds are now favoring McCain. As unbelievable as that may seem. ARRRGGGHHHHH (Dean scream). Over and out.
[re=66808]Anon124816[/re]: You might wish to read your own posts before bitching about name-calling, buttercup.
[re=66154]wonky35[/re]: What about those 15 times you were arrested sucking cocks for crack money in public restrooms? You can not prove my statement false, so according to the “logic” you displayed in your rambling, incoherent post, it must be true.
[re=66154]wonky35[/re]: This post is the intellectual equivalent of those Chik Fil-A ads where the cow says “eat mor chikn”. You are an embarassing hack, you are not capable of writing that actually sounds extemporaneous, and frankly you are fishing in the wrong waters for the wrong kind of fish. Also, you’re a stain.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: OK, who the fuck are you and why are you on our monkeybars? I don’t even buy your Hilltard Bitter act. Is the walnuts camp really so desperate that they have hired tools like you to act as the most obnoxiously obvious trolls evar?
[re=66188]Servo[/re]: Dammit, servo. Guns already blazing.
[re=66826]Anon124816[/re]: I would like to publicly state to my dear friend Tom Servo that I have learned my lesson.
Anon, Go in peace. Sin no more.
Have another drink or try to get laid, whichever you think will ease the stress more. All will be well, and all will be well, and all manner of thing will be well.
Sleep well. If the bedbugs bite, Barack Obama is not responsible. Please do not post about your bedbugs.
[re=66165]wonky35[/re]: Hey, blow me, or whatever it is you trolls do in your spare time. I’m not pushing a bullshit agenda and I approve of this ad.
Jerry w
http://www.boskolives.wordpress.com
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