Obama Calls Failed VP Candidates To Officially Neg Them

That Barack Obama, he's such a gentleman! Not only does he carry his own luggage when he gets off a plane, he also personally calls the people who will not be his running mates to say, "Sorry bro you are not the one." (He says "bro" every time because his running mate will be Hillary Clinton.) So uhwho did he calllast night with this tragic news?

Nobody is saying, of course.

Sen. Barack Obama called some people on his shortlist for the vice presidential slot Thursday night to tell them he had not selected them as a running mate, a highly placed Democratic Party source said.

Sen. Barack Obama says he has decided on his running mate but is not yet ready to reveal the name.

The source did not say which people got the call.

Obama has told some other potential running mates over the last few weeks that he would not be choosing them.

So basically he has been prank calling Joe Biden every night for two horrible weeks and chortling over what a loser he is. Barack Obama is

monster.

 Obama notifies candidates on shortlist [CNN]