Wonkette
There is no way we are going to get to all the stuff we wanted to post before leaving for two terrifying weeks of convention madness, so here is a quick listcicle of some stuff we like that might be helpful to you and to us, the American Heroes.
- Oh check it out CSPAN will let you make embedded clips from the convention video, basically within minutes of it appearing on the teevee. This is going to be hella useful for preserving all those dumb little moments, and then posting them on Wonkette. [RNC version, DNC version]
- Are you a would-be Hopey who’s all Mopey because you’re too Dopey to … uh look if you are wanting to volunteer for Obama in “battleground states” but are a young loser with no moneys, there is a site trying to get you shipped as freight to a battleground state. [Travel For Change]
- Pretty much everything going on in Denver — parties, protests, whatever — is listed here. [Denver Post Politics West]
Denver makes NYC look like Denver.
“Listicle”?
Ken, have you been drinking already this am?
Save yourself man. You’ve got two weeks of serious drinking ahead.
Call me if you need to be bailed out in Denver.
Slackers!
Wonkette is my guide to everything politcally retarded. How could you have failed to highlight the MOST IMPORTANT CAMPAIGN EVENT EVAR!
> Shake Your Money Maker — Denver Mint
“Open to the public. Join us as we encircle the Denver Mint (where U.S. currency is produced) and use our collective power to raise the mint building in the air and shake the money out of it for the people.”
Please call Obama and the Powerpuff girls to rescue our windshields from the rain of change that will fall when the new-agers break out their levitation powers.
“shipped as freight”
Airholes included?
will wonkette organize a bar drinking event in denver plz?
sanguinesu: Also sorrowfully not reported on yet is Victoria Jackson’s reservations about a Black Satan becoming our next president:
“I don’t want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I’m scared to death that un- educated [sic] people will ignorantly vote him into office. My mom likes him because his children are well dressed!
You see, what bothers me most, besides that he is a Communist, and a whitey- hater, (although he is half white), is that he is a LIAR. He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime [sic] he speaks about Christianity. To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute! But seriously, he doesn’t have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil.
I know my stance might keep me from LA jobs, since (almost) the whole town is liberal but, some time in a man’s life, or a bleach blonde 49 year old woman’s life, one must stand for what they believe in, and put truth before popularity.”
MrAgro: Is that the Victoria Jackson of SNL fame?
Any chance we could sick that gator on Booschee and Darth?
she is a deeply unenlightened, ignorant, irrational twit. She goes.
MoodProcessor: That it is, right there on the front page of her website. To her credit, she has always been an insane Christian, so it’s not like when Kirk Cameron abandoned reason to become an asshole.
You better watch your ass up there in Denver Pope Cat. They know what you look like and are probably plenty pissed about you stepping on their mojo with the whole text-message-raid thing…
MrArgo:
WOW. Had to see that to believe it. There really aren’t words for that.
Victoria Freakin Jackson, of Celebrity Fit Club and that greatest of comedies, Strip Mall, fame?!? She totally cannot be held responsible for her rantings because her daddy told her she was fat, many times, while she was growing up. Considering her situation, I too would turn to ranting Jeebus lunacy and truckloads of Twinkies to console my aching soul.
Platypus: Harvey will kick her ASS.
itgetter: Harvey is all about Hopey and kicking ASS. I sense the synergy. Harvey for VEEP!
Thanks for the link! I’ma be a Hope Mule!