Wonkette
Here, according to showbiz site TMZ.com, is “the most hated man in reality TV,” who somehow got “into Obama’s face” yesterday, at a BBQ joint in Virginia somewhere. This, according to TMZ, is proof that the Secret Service is trying to kill Barack Obama. [TMZ]
And he’s wearing a Cubs hat!!!! That should have instantly tipped the Secret Service off…
Who now?
What is this “reality TV” you talk about?
Whoa, Spencer Pratt is looking rough!
ZOMG that’s Obama’s VP!
John Kasich has really let himself go.
Come on. It’s not like he was wearing a white robe and pointy hat. How could they know he might be a threat?
I have no idea who this idiot is but a quick google tells me that Danny Bonaduce would have been good at handling him.
…I thought Anne Coulter hated Hopey?!
I can practically hear the “Woooo” that goes with that thumbs up through the picture
I think I used to play hackey sack and listen to Pearl Jam bootlegs with that guy in college.
Wait aren’t those four Iranian missiles in the background?
United States of Twitnits. And one WANTS these people to vote for you?
And why no talk about Hopey’s courage in the face of bonkers racist wingnuts in this country?! See Dem chairman of Arkansas.
There’s no way the Secret Service is racist.
Simply no way.
Wow. Ellen Degeneres got married and then let it all hang out.
…geez, I know he said they were thinking out of the box when it comes to VP picks but this shit is ridiculous!!!
This is certainly shaping up to be a campaign about the issues.
Somehow we have gotten to a point where it is a given that acting like an utter idiot is the ticket to fame and fortune on TV. Since I have not really watched anything since my Sesame Street years (except for a bad, bad Law & Order habit when I am traveling), I cannot speak to this particular individual’s degree of idiocy, but he cannot be too dumb if he parlayed nothing into making a living.
But Hopey looks his usual unflappable, cool self, which of course means he is aloof and elitist. He is probably thinking, damn, I’d like an Honest Tea and a brie and arugula sandwich right about now.
Wilmer?
Poor Hopey looks like ass. Someone hand him a bottle lemon juice and tell him to start guzzling, or he’ll sneeze his way through the entire acceptance speech in Denver.
This guy looks like the brother of that guy that claimed to have killed Jon-Benet Ramsey (another certified fruitcake)
Look, it’s Barry von Hopey standing next to the Madam Tuseau’s wax version of Tori Spelling.
Doglessliberal: But Clay Aiken is SOOOO DREAMY.
Television is a huge pile of shit, set out in a humid sun, surrounded by flies.
Doglessliberal: Since I have not really watched anything since my Sesame Street years (except for a bad, bad Law & Order habit when I am traveling),
That’s like me, only I have a bad, bad porn habit when I’m traveling.
Thank goodness Jonny Reality Whore didn’t mount our fair Hopey.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFKPUFRxdE8
I think it’s a fine thing for Barry to be kind and personable to beach-bum retards. Who is this, again?
Doglessliberal: Try watching Gossip Girl, and maybe your opinion of TV will change.
Dave J.: Law & Order: SVU is essential law porn.
Mr. Cool, meet some Reality show Tool…
I was wondering what happened to David Spade. Oh wait — no I wasn’t.
Larry Fine: nah, I am weird and have zero patience for most shows. Our TV watching is limited to DVDs of shows once they are over, like the British Office (sheer genius), and the Sopranos.
Anyone take a look at the comments on the TMZ page?
Who knew that celeb gossip lovers were all a bunch of bitter racists?
And Gawd, what does one do to become the “most hated man in reality show tv”?
Boy, the TMZ crowd really hates them the Hopester. They are probably all bitter gay Hilltards.
freakishlystrong: yeah, I was thinking that. It must be pretty extreme. Maybe involving farm animals.
That’s just Lynndie England doing her thing.
AxmxZ: But remember how the crowd cheered when Hopey blew his nose onstage at a ralley. Think of the reaction should he snot-explode all over a Dem party bigwig. The crowd’s joy might be uncontainable.
Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is true vice prez hair.
Someone needs to check Obama for lice and crabs. He just came into contact with America’s sketchiest male reality show contestant.
http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/
It really pisses me off when I’ve been outta smoke for a week and my guy won’t answer his cell. Then I see he’s out making delivery’s? WTF dude? Just can’t trust a dealer these days.
freakishlystrong: That’s a label he largely gave himself. It might be a tad more accurate to say “The most hated man on Survivor:Pearl Islands”.
i LOVE Jonny Fairplay!! He’s my favorite Manhunt model. Too bad he and Jeff Gannon never got along; the way Jonny had Jeff all lashed up and begging for it on their video was AWE SOME.
This guy is the freakin worst.
Speaking of obama though - make sure you check out the new single from Pete Wince and the Tight Black Jeans: http://www.makemeyourvp.com
Pete is just another emo rocker who wants to be the vice pres…
These two have a lot in common. Johnny Fairplay faked his grandmother’s death to ry to win Survivor and Obama called his grandmother a racist to try to win an election.
Canmon (the Inadequate): I rate this about a B+. I think the Hilltards on TMZ were more in the A/A+ range.
Would “the most hated man in Reality TV” be kind of like “the stupidest member of the Bush Administration”? I mean, there are so many to choose from, and they all have their attributes.
Voyou Charmant: “Who knew that celeb gossip lovers were all a bunch of bitter racists?”
All they do is sit at home and mooch off the system, calling in the local podunk fire engine lift when they want to leave and go downtown, couch fibers still grafted to their swinebottoms.
Canmon (the Inadequate): “try to win an election.” Who’s getting nominated this week in Denver again?
Barry should be performing a “Bonaduce Bounce” on this dude.