EXCLUSIVE Barack Obama Hawaiian Beach Photo (With Phallic Thing)

 
 All those press pool photographers from the Big Media didn't exactly bring home any tremendous Barack Obama beach pictures from Hawaii. But Wonkette is proud to announce THE MOST AWESOME SHIRTLESS OBAMA photo in the history of politics, plus oh jesus what is that thing hanging out of his swim trunks?

First, the shocking email from somebody who was in Hawaii last week:

From: Johnny Utah

To: tips@wonkette.com

Date: Wed, Aug 20, 2008 at 6:01 PM

Subject: Obama's Penis

While I was vacationing last week in Hawaii, me and my dad decided to go snorkeling in a Famous bay. Obama decided to snorkel that exact same day. I took this picture while Obama was about to enter the water, and if you look it looks like the black snorkel that he is holding is his penis. My friend loves your site and said that you would love to have this picture.

Sincerely,

Nick D.

Thank you, Nick and your friend. Thank you thank you.