Here’s some low-level fuckery to get you through the afternoon, courtesy of perverse Wonkette Operative “Bobby,” who sends hilarious instructions for sending legitimate-looking TXT announcements from Barack Obama. Who will be the new vice president? Whoever you want, that’s who!

Using Verizon’s website its super easy to send fake VP nominations…

Just make the From and Reply to number 62262.

(You have to put your real number in the Call Back field, but it doesn’t show up in the text.)

… and send a message (to your verizon wireless friends) thanking them for their support and letting them know you have chosen Hillaryt Clinton as your running mate!

Don’t forget to hit the Urgent checkbox!


Thanks Bobby, you really know how to take advantage of excitable Obamatards.

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  • InsidiousTuna

    Excellent. Michael Phelps for VP.

  • OneSarcasticMexican


  • MoodProcessor

    I’m going with Ghouliani. He’s so damn hawt!!!1!!

  • southernbitch

    haha. i’m going to put lieberman just for the added gross out factor.

  • jinmoom
  • 4tehlulz

    hai 0ba/\/\a+4rd. 1 p1kz 63rr13 f3rrar0 4 mai \/p l0lz

    l8r lu\/ t3h |-|0p33

  • AngryBlakGuy

    …hehehe, may I suggest Obama/Jihndal ’08!? Or maybe Obama/Edwards!!!

  • Tawmn

    [re=64143]4tehlulz[/re]: Umm… Win?

  • 4tehlulz


  • AmericanValues

    …pleased to announce that hopey has selected John McCain as his running mate and has effectively canceled the election.

  • denver_80203

    Need Drudge’s private email now…

  • johnbpt

    Here’s Sam Nunn’s big chance.

  • Ken Layne

    [re=64157]AmericanValues[/re]: That’s pretty much how Obama won his Illinois state senate seat!

    So I sent my messages. Barack Obama chose either Sen. Barbara Boxer, or former Vice President Walter Mondale, depending on which message you got.

  • GIJoeIce


  • shortsshortsshorts

    Ted Stephens, with a bullet. Too bad my Obamatard friends are also self-loathing intelligible libruls.

  • Too Lazy To Sign In

    “Hi Barack here,

    Just wanted to let you know that my running mate will be…

    Your Mom!”

  • grendel

    It’s gotta be Schwarzenegger … I mean, sure, the Constitution says he can’t be President, but it doesn’t say anything about Veep, does it?

  • obfuscator


    “Always Vote on Black!”

  • Jobbotch

    [re=64180]grendel[/re]: But then, when Hillary poisons Obama, who gets to jump to the front of the line? Pelosi?

  • defeatism

    Um, the callback number definitely shows up in the text.

  • theblackdog

    I, Barack Obama, have picked Robin Quivers to be my candidate for Vice President.


  • FunkyPalmettoBug

    There goes my afternoon.

  • freakishlystrong

    Maybe her?, she’s Phat…

  • masterofzen

    I just texted Rep. Dr. Ron Paul. He shares our campaign’s opposition to the war in Iraq.

  • Monkey

    OMFG! Now my entire afternoon is shot! Cancel all meetings! This is so much fun.

  • masterofzen

    By the way, the Verizon site works for Verizon numbers only. Try this instead:

  • Liquid

    Oh, please, someone send an “Obama/Cheney” message.
    Then we can talk freak-out…

  • JadedDIssonance

    I told my Obamafreakyfriends it was Paris Hilton…not trying to be too cruel…they make it so easy though!

  • ronaldpagan

    Obama/Lieberman ’08.

  • AbeServer

    Obama/Oprah! OO 08! Pass it on.

  • 4tehlulz

    Obama/LaRouche ’08

  • jinmoom


    Those don’t look “official” at all. It says it’s from Txt2day and has some major formatting issues.

  • JadedDIssonance

    Oh, teh lulz!

  • The Incomparable Tiny Valdez

    Obama/Yo-Yo Ma

  • CivicHoliday

    Obama/Socks 08
    (I know we can get a harmless Clinton in there SOMEHOW)

  • grendel

    [re=64260]CivicHoliday[/re]: Socks’ health would become an issue.. How old is Socks anyway?

  • obfuscator

    Obama/Edwards 2008

  • superfecta

    [re=64238]4tehlulz[/re]: That would explain why there have been young LaRouchies outside my train station every day this week. I always assumed they had a lower age limit, but apparently I was mistaken.

  • shortsshortsshorts

    [re=64268]grendel[/re]: 18.
    Thyroid condition. Cancer survivor…

    Probably more reliable than McCain living through the next four years.

  • S.Luggo

    One must decide either to indulge in satire (Obama/Geo. Allen) or to crush the fembotz with false hope (Barry/Hillary). Choices, choices.

  • Cogito Ergo Bibo

    Hmmm. Obama/Kittens? Or Barry/Ice Cream?

    Oh, hell. Barack Obama/Katherine Harris ’08. [Send! Mwuhahahaha.]

  • El Bombastico

    This will help the chances of Rep. Truck Nutz (D-TX) immeasurably.

  • CivicHoliday

    [re=64268]grendel[/re]: Socks has 5 out of 9 lives yet to go. That’s 4.7 more than McCain.

  • voidifaltered

    Obama/Justin Timberlake

  • grendel

    [re=64298]CivicHoliday[/re]: Five and a Half Years, Allan! Five and a Half Years!

  • DieOnTheTurnpike

    Barack Obama is pleased to announce his running mate for the 2008 presidential campaign: Ronald Reagan Jr! Obama/Reagan 08! Details at

    that should do it.

  • DieOnTheTurnpike
  • Bitter-Elitist

    Obama / Byrd 08 FTW

  • JuiceMe

    My wife totally screamed when it said Hillary Clinton. Too funny!

  • secretagentgirl


  • TJBeck

    Barack Obama’s Campaign for Change is pleased to announce he has accepted Hillary Clinton’s offer to be the 2008 Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee! Thanks for signing up to be the first to know. Visit to donate and get your official campaign gear!

  • Voyou Charmant

    I don’t even know anyone with Verizon or T-Mobile.

  • larz

    Abigail Fillmore!


    MISTAHCOUGHDROP (Google him!) reached in Paris, France was more than pleased to accept the invitation to be Barrack Obama’s running mate. “This is so freaking cool,” says MISTAHCOUGHDROP. “I don’t even have a cell phone! What do I do now?”

  • Jingo

    Obama/Jesus ’08! Let’s see how many evangelicals and Jews vote for McCain now.

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