Wonkette
Here’s some low-level fuckery to get you through the afternoon, courtesy of perverse Wonkette Operative “Bobby,” who sends hilarious instructions for sending legitimate-looking TXT announcements from Barack Obama. Who will be the new vice president? Whoever you want, that’s who!
Using Verizon’s website its super easy to send fake VP nominations…
https://text.vzw.com/customer_site/jsp/messaging_lo.jsp
Just make the From and Reply to number 62262.
(You have to put your real number in the Call Back field, but it doesn’t show up in the text.)
… and send a message (to your verizon wireless friends) thanking them for their support and letting them know you have chosen Hillaryt Clinton as your running mate!
Don’t forget to hit the Urgent checkbox!
-Bobby
Thanks Bobby, you really know how to take advantage of excitable Obamatards.
Excellent. Michael Phelps for VP.
AWESOME!!!
I’m going with Ghouliani. He’s so damn hawt!!!1!!
haha. i’m going to put lieberman just for the added gross out factor.
“Barack Obama is pleased to announce his running mate for the 2008 presidential campaign: Michael Phelps! More details at http://www.barackobama.com ”
Here we goooooooooooooooooooo!
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…hehehe, may I suggest Obama/Jihndal ‘08!? Or maybe Obama/Edwards!!!
4tehlulz: Umm… Win?
Obama/Keyes
…pleased to announce that hopey has selected John McCain as his running mate and has effectively canceled the election.
Need Drudge’s private email now… eggman@drudgereport.com?
Here’s Sam Nunn’s big chance.
AmericanValues: That’s pretty much how Obama won his Illinois state senate seat!
So I sent my messages. Barack Obama chose either Sen. Barbara Boxer, or former Vice President Walter Mondale, depending on which message you got.
Obama/Snipes!
Ted Stephens, with a bullet. Too bad my Obamatard friends are also self-loathing intelligible libruls.
“Hi Barack here,
Just wanted to let you know that my running mate will be…
Your Mom!”
It’s gotta be Schwarzenegger … I mean, sure, the Constitution says he can’t be President, but it doesn’t say anything about Veep, does it?
GIJoeIce:
“Always Vote on Black!”
grendel: But then, when Hillary poisons Obama, who gets to jump to the front of the line? Pelosi?
Um, the callback number definitely shows up in the text.
I, Barack Obama, have picked Robin Quivers to be my candidate for Vice President.
BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY!
There goes my afternoon.
Maybe her?, she’s Phat…
I just texted Rep. Dr. Ron Paul. He shares our campaign’s opposition to the war in Iraq.
OMFG! Now my entire afternoon is shot! Cancel all meetings! This is so much fun.
By the way, the Verizon site works for Verizon numbers only. Try this instead:
http://www.txt2day.com/
Oh, please, someone send an “Obama/Cheney” message.
Then we can talk freak-out…
I told my Obamafreakyfriends it was Paris Hilton…not trying to be too cruel…they make it so easy though!
Obama/Lieberman ‘08.
Obama/Oprah! OO 08! Pass it on.
Obama/LaRouche ‘08
masterofzen:
Those don’t look “official” at all. It says it’s from Txt2day and has some major formatting issues.
Oh, teh lulz!
Obama/Yo-Yo Ma
Obama/Socks 08
(I know we can get a harmless Clinton in there SOMEHOW)
CivicHoliday: Socks’ health would become an issue.. How old is Socks anyway?
Obama/Edwards 2008
4tehlulz: That would explain why there have been young LaRouchies outside my train station every day this week. I always assumed they had a lower age limit, but apparently I was mistaken.
grendel: 18.
Thyroid condition. Cancer survivor…
Probably more reliable than McCain living through the next four years.
One must decide either to indulge in satire (Obama/Geo. Allen) or to crush the fembotz with false hope (Barry/Hillary). Choices, choices.
Hmmm. Obama/Kittens? Or Barry/Ice Cream?
Oh, hell. Barack Obama/Katherine Harris ‘08. [Send! Mwuhahahaha.]
This will help the chances of Rep. Truck Nutz (D-TX) immeasurably.
grendel: Socks has 5 out of 9 lives yet to go. That’s 4.7 more than McCain.
Obama/Justin Timberlake
CivicHoliday: Five and a Half Years, Allan! Five and a Half Years!
Barack Obama is pleased to announce his running mate for the 2008 presidential campaign: Ronald Reagan Jr! Obama/Reagan 08! Details at http://www.barackobama.com
that should do it.
Need to send to a T-Mobile account?
https://web.mms.msg.t-mobile.com/smsportal/index.html?act=smsc&locale=en
Obama / Byrd 08 FTW
My wife totally screamed when it said Hillary Clinton. Too funny!
I.LOVE.THIS.
Barack Obama’s Campaign for Change is pleased to announce he has accepted Hillary Clinton’s offer to be the 2008 Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee! Thanks for signing up to be the first to know. Visit ClintonObama08.com to donate and get your official campaign gear!
I don’t even know anyone with Verizon or T-Mobile.
Abigail Fillmore!
MISTAHCOUGHDROP (Google him!) reached in Paris, France was more than pleased to accept the invitation to be Barrack Obama’s running mate. “This is so freaking cool,” says MISTAHCOUGHDROP. “I don’t even have a cell phone! What do I do now?”
Obama/Jesus ‘08! Let’s see how many evangelicals and Jews vote for McCain now.