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McCain’s Other Daughter Also Has A Crappy Blog!

When will the mulatto baby get a blog?
John McCain has so many wives and daughters, it’s hard to keep track of which one has the dumbest blog. Oh, right, it’s Meghan McCain who has the dumbest blog. But this one, which maybe is a joke, is also dumb. [McCainBlogarella]


12:44 PM on Wed August 20 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Which stupid Jesus thing? There are so many.

  2. SayItWithWookies says at 12:50 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Good lord that’s hilarious. I was wondering what Princess Sparkle Pony’s been up to lately.

  3. The Real JR Revisted says at 12:52 pm, August 20th, 2008

    THAT DAY WE WERE SURROUNDED BY THE BIKER REDNECKS AND I GOT FELT UP BY A GUY WITH A NECK TATTOO.

  4. The Real JR Revisted says at 12:53 pm, August 20th, 2008

    THAT TIME I WAS TRYING TO DO DONUTS WITH THE BUS AND HIT SOME CRIPPLED BLACK GUY IN HIS CAR, LOL.

  5. The Real JR Revisted says at 12:54 pm, August 20th, 2008

    OMGWTF I HAVE SOME SORT OF AUNT OR HALF-AUNT OR SOMETHING. WOULD SHE BE KNOWN AS MY HA-FLAUNT. HEE HEE HEE, MY FLAUNTIE!

  6. Gopherit v2.0 says at 12:58 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Somehow, this rings more true than Meghan’s blog.

  7. Is “that stupid Jesus thing” what McCain’s other daughter calls church?

  8. AnnieGetYourFun says at 1:00 pm, August 20th, 2008

    I think the spoof site is complete awesome. But then, I am more easily amused than most of you.

  9. The Real JR Revisted says at 1:00 pm, August 20th, 2008

    YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. THOSE FERRAGAMOS WERE ON SALE.

  10. The Real JR Revisted says at 1:03 pm, August 20th, 2008

    DADDY SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME PRINCESS OF GEORGIA. AWESOME. I HOPE THEY HAVE A MALL.

  11. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:03 pm, August 20th, 2008

    “DAD VISITS WITH THE ABRAMOFFS
    [PHOTOS REMOVED]”

    ha ha ha ha !!!!!

  12. The Real JR Revisted says at 1:06 pm, August 20th, 2008

    THE TRUE STORY OF HOW MY DAD, A FORMER POW, LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP.

  13. BillyClubb says at 1:06 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Toooo funny, but obviously someone’s on to Meghan McCain’s antics. All the good stuff is [REDACTED], like the CIA scrubbed out the juicy stuff we all really want to read.

  14. botlrokit says at 1:09 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Wait, wait, wait… we’re looking at this all wrong.

    For one, I’m still waiting on someone from the Hensley McCain camp to chastise her privately, and then declare publically that it’s all a fake. Don’t rub her fake nose in the poop just yet.

    And on the other hand, isn’t it possible that Princess Beer may be beneficial to our interests? After all, it doesn’t appear that she’s the least bit interested in her father’s campaign. She may buy Prada, but she may be an unchecked box on her Daddy’s website.

    Keep reading. Let’s see if she gets unredacted.

  15. anabellum says at 1:12 pm, August 20th, 2008

    dumb?…i think its perfect…

  16. “Dad called Mom a trollop and a cunt again. She threatened to cut off the money spigot and he apologized. They’re so good together, I wish my second marriage will be that good.”

    http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

  17. BigBrainOnBrad says at 1:17 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Just noticed that on the real Meghan blog she has a picture of WALNUTS! with the caption “Dad!” I guess even family titles get an exclamation point now.

  18. villageatrois says at 1:31 pm, August 20th, 2008

    An I-phone the size of your finger! Set it to “buzz”. But where to put it when you go to the beach?

  19. Manofsteel says at 1:32 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Is there a Miss Buffalo Chip Jr. pageant? If so, I offer up Meghan, extraneous h and all.

  20. Cracker Barrel. BWAHahahahaha*sniff*.

  21. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 1:39 pm, August 20th, 2008

    OMG!!! Like, Kaylie is soooooooo much more intelligent that Meghan!! LOL!!!!

  22. OneSarcasticMexican says at 1:43 pm, August 20th, 2008

    THE DAY I SAW MY DAD AND UNCLE LARRY CRAIG WRESTLING

  23. obfuscator says at 2:21 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Cracker Barrel is the most aptly named restaurant chain in the country.

  24. Joey Ratz says at 2:48 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Sorority recruitment is clogging up the U of Arizona campus this week, and the more I see of it, the more willing I am to think this blog is real.

  25. Joey Ratz: Um. None of McCain’s children (even the boys) are named Kaylie according to Wikipedia.

  26. travellabyrinth says at 9:03 pm, August 20th, 2008

    Like a French Baguette? I don’t get it.

  27. HughJennicks says at 12:53 am, August 21st, 2008

    McCainBlogarella is the processed cheese spread that goes on top of the Chee$eburger$ sold through the lobbyist drive-thru at McCainolds Restaurants.

  28. sanantonerose says at 1:02 am, August 21st, 2008

    Fuck that. Hagee doesn’t eat at Cracker Barrel. He eats at Jim’s!

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