• May 27, 2012

McCain’s Other Daughter Also Has A Crappy Blog!

by Ken Layne  12:44 pm August 20, 2008

When will the mulatto baby get a blog?
John McCain has so many wives and daughters, it’s hard to keep track of which one has the dumbest blog. Oh, right, it’s Meghan McCain who has the dumbest blog. But this one, which maybe is a joke, is also dumb. [McCainBlogarella]

{ 28 comments }

cal August 20, 2008 at 12:46 pm

Which stupid Jesus thing? There are so many.

SayItWithWookies August 20, 2008 at 12:50 pm

Good lord that’s hilarious. I was wondering what Princess Sparkle Pony’s been up to lately.

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 12:52 pm

THAT DAY WE WERE SURROUNDED BY THE BIKER REDNECKS AND I GOT FELT UP BY A GUY WITH A NECK TATTOO.

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 12:53 pm

THAT TIME I WAS TRYING TO DO DONUTS WITH THE BUS AND HIT SOME CRIPPLED BLACK GUY IN HIS CAR, LOL.

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 12:54 pm

OMGWTF I HAVE SOME SORT OF AUNT OR HALF-AUNT OR SOMETHING. WOULD SHE BE KNOWN AS MY HA-FLAUNT. HEE HEE HEE, MY FLAUNTIE!

Gopherit v2.0 August 20, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Somehow, this rings more true than Meghan’s blog.

dmac August 20, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Is “that stupid Jesus thing” what McCain’s other daughter calls church?

AnnieGetYourFun August 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm

I think the spoof site is complete awesome. But then, I am more easily amused than most of you.

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. THOSE FERRAGAMOS WERE ON SALE.

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm

DADDY SAYS HE CAN MAKE ME PRINCESS OF GEORGIA. AWESOME. I HOPE THEY HAVE A MALL.

shortsshortsshorts August 20, 2008 at 1:03 pm

“DAD VISITS WITH THE ABRAMOFFS
[PHOTOS REMOVED]”

ha ha ha ha !!!!!

The Real JR Revisted August 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm

THE TRUE STORY OF HOW MY DAD, A FORMER POW, LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP.

BillyClubb August 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Toooo funny, but obviously someone’s on to Meghan McCain’s antics. All the good stuff is [REDACTED], like the CIA scrubbed out the juicy stuff we all really want to read.

botlrokit August 20, 2008 at 1:09 pm

Wait, wait, wait… we’re looking at this all wrong.

For one, I’m still waiting on someone from the Hensley McCain camp to chastise her privately, and then declare publically that it’s all a fake. Don’t rub her fake nose in the poop just yet.

And on the other hand, isn’t it possible that Princess Beer may be beneficial to our interests? After all, it doesn’t appear that she’s the least bit interested in her father’s campaign. She may buy Prada, but she may be an unchecked box on her Daddy’s website.

Keep reading. Let’s see if she gets unredacted.

anabellum August 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm

dumb?…i think its perfect…

Miller August 20, 2008 at 1:14 pm

“Dad called Mom a trollop and a cunt again. She threatened to cut off the money spigot and he apologized. They’re so good together, I wish my second marriage will be that good.”

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

BigBrainOnBrad August 20, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Just noticed that on the real Meghan blog she has a picture of WALNUTS! with the caption “Dad!” I guess even family titles get an exclamation point now.

villageatrois August 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm

An I-phone the size of your finger! Set it to “buzz”. But where to put it when you go to the beach?

Manofsteel August 20, 2008 at 1:32 pm

Is there a Miss Buffalo Chip Jr. pageant? If so, I offer up Meghan, extraneous h and all.

TGY August 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm

Cracker Barrel. BWAHahahahaha*sniff*.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm

OMG!!! Like, Kaylie is soooooooo much more intelligent that Meghan!! LOL!!!!

OneSarcasticMexican August 20, 2008 at 1:43 pm

THE DAY I SAW MY DAD AND UNCLE LARRY CRAIG WRESTLING

obfuscator August 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Cracker Barrel is the most aptly named restaurant chain in the country.

Joey Ratz August 20, 2008 at 2:48 pm

Sorority recruitment is clogging up the U of Arizona campus this week, and the more I see of it, the more willing I am to think this blog is real.

TGY August 20, 2008 at 3:59 pm

[re=64207]Joey Ratz[/re]: Um. None of McCain’s children (even the boys) are named Kaylie according to Wikipedia.

travellabyrinth August 20, 2008 at 9:03 pm

Like a French Baguette? I don’t get it.

HughJennicks August 21, 2008 at 12:53 am

McCainBlogarella is the processed cheese spread that goes on top of the Chee$eburger$ sold through the lobbyist drive-thru at McCainolds Restaurants.

sanantonerose August 21, 2008 at 1:02 am

Fuck that. Hagee doesn’t eat at Cracker Barrel. He eats at Jim’s!

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