Wonkette
You may remember Tony Rodham from the 1990s when he and his brother Hugh were constantly getting their sister Hillary Clinton in trouble by securing pardons for their buddies, befriending hostile foreign leaders, having affairs, doing drugs, and so forth and so on. They were not very classy folks, unlike their morally stalwart sister and her husband, the President. And now Tony is back, fucking everything up again, and hosting a get-together with John McCain’s female outreach coordinator, Carly Fiorina, in an area of Pennsylvania that voted heavily for Clinton in the primary. [Scranton Times-Tribune]
Hillz for VP!!!!!
Truck Nutz for $$$alez!!!
“Poor Hillary,” she said. “You can pick you friends, but you can’t pick your family.”
But you can off ‘em. Or someone else can.
Hugh Rodham. Hah…
this is exactly why the Bolsheviks killed the Tsar’s family
When were some Hillary supporter confused about what’s in their best interest?
From the moment of conception.
Someone quickly invent a time machine so that we could go back and neuter all Rodhams retoactively.
Are all Rodhams huge hipped losers? So far it seems that way.
SayItWithWookies: z. Supporterz. Way to embarrass yourself in front of Unisex Pinpoint Oxford Shirt Girl, dumbass.
Okay, okay, okay. I need some answers here. HOW COME I CAN’T SEE THE AMERICAN APPAREL HEROIN ADDICTS??? At home? yes. At friends’ homes? yes. Work? no sluts anywhere on the page.
WTF? It’s not like I read this site for the snark. I need me some junkie-chic hotties to maintain during the slow times.
That photo is definitive proof why men should not have pleats on either pants or shorts.
Terry:
Can we add “front butts” and “mouth-breathing” to that list of don’ts?
worse than fucking herpes, this clan
permanent losers is the best tag ever.
obfuscator: Thank you. I was totally thinking mouth breater when I saw that photo.
GAH! BREATHER
Hey, I’ve played golf with those guys. Or at least behind them. You can follow the trail of empty Cheetohs bags all the way to the bar.
The reason why birth control was invented.
That picture needs a couple cans of Billy Beer in their hands
Barry could nip this whole thing in the bud right now: Carly Fiorina for Veep!
Otherwise, tub o’lard Bill Clinton is going to explode like the Hindenburg right in the middle of Invesco Field….Hillary will reveal her recent Massachusetts marriage to Ferraro and go on to defeat the Republicrats and the Democrans in November as a write-in candidate.
GlennBecksTaint: I dunno, I’d say he’s more of a Rasputin character than family.