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McCain’s Angels Will Stop Gay Marriage


Well, this is … mature. Here is Michael Addis’ disgusting new comedy series about McCain’s idiot crime-fighting gal trio, the “McCaingels.” Pretty unsafe for work. But there’s finally a use for recordings of McCain jabbering about whatever “political positions” he has this week. [Atom Films]


11:27 PM on Tue August 19 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 11:32 pm, August 19th, 2008

    I was waiting for the Lesbian scene and nothing. Damn you McCain, what the fuck kind of pr0n is this?

    Oh, it wasn’t pr0n?

  2. Wow, McCain has some hot foxes working for him. If I vote for McCain, will I get to have hot foxes too?

  3. Say what you will, but none of them are as fat as Drew Berrymore.

  4. Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star says at 11:49 pm, August 19th, 2008

    Neilist: ha ha.

    That is all.

  5. Darehead says at 11:49 pm, August 19th, 2008

    It’s nice that Wonkette has some decapitation stories to pull out while we sit and sit and wait and wait for Godo–I mean, the veepmate.

    I didn’t hear these McCaingels say anything about our Jeebus or the antiChrist or these United States. Can we be sure they are real?

  6. Mr Blifil says at 11:50 pm, August 19th, 2008

    Wake me when internet satire producers are able to afford union talent.

  7. I like their politics, but the movie sucks.

  8. KittyKatMan says at 11:56 pm, August 19th, 2008

    haha..i loved that he shot himself in the mouth at the end.
    ….almost too much.

  9. sanantonerose says at 12:07 am, August 20th, 2008

    Aurelio: McCain is one wild and crazy guy!

  10. Perot le fou says at 12:08 am, August 20th, 2008

    The fat guy is from cell phone commercials, you are welcomed.

  11. Canmon (the Inadequate) says at 12:13 am, August 20th, 2008

    Perhaps they could have picked a different position to satirize given that Obama also opposses gay marriage.

  12. Advocatus_Diaboli says at 12:14 am, August 20th, 2008

    I’m so much dumber for having watched that.

    Fuck you Ken Layne.

    No, really, fuck you.

  13. Hurray for decapitating homos!

  14. wurst. film. evah.

  15. Darehead says at 12:24 am, August 20th, 2008

    Advocatus_Diaboli: If Obama had veeped by now, we wouldn’t have this. If Obama didn’t have a cold, maybe he would have the energy to announce the veep. If Obama hadn’t gone to Hawaii, he wouldn’t have a cold. If Hillary hadn’t made him so burned out, he wouldn’t have needed to go to Hawaii. If…

  16. AnnieGetYourFun says at 12:33 am, August 20th, 2008

    Am I the only one who laughed? Am I the only one who is drunk AND high?

  17. That asian girl was a knockout, and clearly none of them are FOR walnuts

  18. Richard Gozinya says at 12:49 am, August 20th, 2008

    I interrupted watching girl on girl bondage pr0n for this? Oh, and how dare you accuse John McCain, a former prisoner of war, of inspiring horrible internet comedy films. He was a POW damnit!

    POW

  19. Darehead says at 12:52 am, August 20th, 2008

    The appendage-checker should have been around for Crist’s wedding.

  20. momentum57 says at 1:04 am, August 20th, 2008

    and you thought that the conservative dry humor of Arthur Bach was a yawn well now you can see tasteless comedy is hard to pull off too. Thank you Pineapple Express and Tropic Thunder for showing how its done.

    NO MR BACH! WE HAVE YOUR USUAL TABLE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT AT IT OR USE IT AS A TOILET! drunk degenerate aristocratic pompous ass

  21. thwanger says at 1:04 am, August 20th, 2008
  22. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 1:11 am, August 20th, 2008

    AnnieGetYourFun: I’m drunk. I’ve been drinking since 7. It’s now 1. That’s six hours. And i thought this was the best movie ever ever ever ever EVER.

  23. AnnieGetYourFun says at 1:24 am, August 20th, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: See, now we’re BFFs.

  24. AnnieGetYourFun says at 1:26 am, August 20th, 2008

    dupontd: Her tits were fucking AWESOME.

  25. mattbolt says at 1:32 am, August 20th, 2008

    I wish they would’ve gotten McCain’s Weather Girls to star in this. That old chick and the fat black one showed promise.

  26. mothermaven says at 3:11 am, August 20th, 2008

    AnnieGetYourFun: Yes, Yes, and Yes. Sigh.

  27. Sabre_Justice says at 5:19 am, August 20th, 2008

    Yeah, this pretty much sums up the McCain campaign.

  28. gurukalehuru says at 7:25 am, August 20th, 2008

    AnnieGetYourFun: I laughed, but I’m high,too.

  29. gurukalehuru says at 7:29 am, August 20th, 2008

    My favorite part was when they started kissing to try to blend in. I thought it was going to go that way,where they got all turned on and decided they dug it, and wound up rolling, naked, on the grass, tonguing (sp?) each other all over and moaning in ecstasy.
    I eagerly await the remake.

    Overall, I give it a 6.5 out of 10. I don’t know what that is in Whore Diamonds.

  30. The Incomparable Tiny Valdez says at 7:52 am, August 20th, 2008

    No comment.

  31. RuperttheBear says at 8:06 am, August 20th, 2008

    My sister in law is lesbernian, so I like to learn as many possible slang names for her as possible. This was very informative.

  32. Pelagius says at 8:43 am, August 20th, 2008

    No wonder McCain is ahead of Obama in the polls.

    P.S. Suck it, America.

  33. No sistas among the Angels? Typical.

  34. The Real JR Revisted says at 9:17 am, August 20th, 2008

    I had to turn it off at “clambangers”.

    Jesus, who wrote this?

  35. I Am Not Your Gary Busey says at 9:31 am, August 20th, 2008

    The Real JR Revisted: Obviously it was written by Jonah Goldberg’s mother to fight the two following irrefutables:
    1) That Jonah would never marry a real live woman.
    1b) “No shikse is good enough for my darling Jonah.”
    2) Jonah’s junk is actually of the “innie” variety.

  36. KevoTron says at 11:14 am, August 20th, 2008

    The Incomparable Tiny Valdez: I have no comment about your no comment.

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