New Wonkette Intern Burns Down John Edwards' Mill
Look everyone, we are returning "this thing," your end-of-the-day roundup of political news. New Wonkette Intern JULI will write it. Very nicely welcome Intern Juli!
Why won't McCain lose his own 11 homes and $520 moccasins to foreclosure, in solidarity? [ The Caucus ]
Four alarm symbolism! John "son-of-a-mill-worker" Edwards' precious mill burned to the ground yesterday. [ Fresh Intelligence ]
McCain is choosing every resident of Ohio as his Vice President. [ Marc Ambinder ]
Respected journalist Jerome Corsi links McCain to jihadists in Muslim Kosovo and the St. Regis Hotel. [ World Net Daily ]
McCain insists Obama is disguising his shameful ambition with "claims" and "positions" on Iraq. [ Top of the Ticket ]
Thumb-sucker/Freudian caricature Sally Quinn wants John McCain to transform into a winged horse and rescue her from an earthquake, just like she used to fantasize her father doing. [ On Faith ]
Only the Libertarians can save children from horrible field trips to Mark Twain's house. [ Hit and Run ]