Hey, it’s still Friday, so here’s some of that “fun” you people don’t like so much. Walnuts! has a running mate, and she’s also a has-been burnout. [Barely Political]

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  1. OOps. You did it again, John.
    Paris is burning MAD. You so led her on she could be veep and you even approved her energy plan. Hiltons want all their money back, now!

  2. I’m glad Hopey went on vacation to Bora Bora or wherever, leaving the stage to McCain so he could make an even bigger fool of himself all week. Now come back, tanned and refreshed, and KICK SOME ASS!!

  3. Best part of this, besides the fun cuts is the cheezy southern folk rock. Glorious muz-rock blandness. Almost expect a chorus of Big John! Or maybe Cindy dancing slow turns ala Stevie Nicks in one of her trollop dresses.

  4. Gross.

    With all of the important issues facing Murkins – Poland declaring war on Russia, Big Foot moving to Palo Alto (grad school?), Michelle Obama declaring herself the antiChrist, drugs and sex and child porn in the darkened halls of Congress, and Pelosi threatening to read the articles of impeachment unless Cindy Sheehan is declared incompetent – why would Wonkette run this terrible, depressing and unnatural video of Britney open-mouth kissing Walnuts!, a man two hundred times her age?

    I’m putting the kids to bed and watching this again.

  5. You can see the moment, just about 0:20, where McCain decides that he hates himself forever.

    “I did everything I could to get him elected…” [SOUL DEATH] “…and reelected president.”

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