TGIF  2:14 pm August 15, 2008

McCain-Spears 2008

by Ken Layne


Hey, it’s still Friday, so here’s some of that “fun” you people don’t like so much. Walnuts! has a running mate, and she’s also a has-been burnout. [Barely Political]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 19 comments }

itgetter August 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm

If she cleans up her act a bit, she could really help him with the fundamentalist christian vote. I’d consider her.

erymanthian bore August 15, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Ima big boy. hunnh hyunnh hyunnh Where dat Nurse!! I gotta poopy plops in my diapers. Where dat Nurse!! Big boy. hmmm

Darehead August 15, 2008 at 2:21 pm

OOps. You did it again, John.
Paris is burning MAD. You so led her on she could be veep and you even approved her energy plan. Hiltons want all their money back, now!

SwanSwanH August 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm

She’s also a has-been burnout

Twice.

graceless August 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Bob Dole?

shortsshortsshorts August 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm

WHY ARE YOU NOT JUST DOING WHATEVER YOUR PRESIDENT TELLS YOU? You fucking assholes. Always making jokes. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!1!

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 15, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I’m glad Hopey went on vacation to Bora Bora or wherever, leaving the stage to McCain so he could make an even bigger fool of himself all week. Now come back, tanned and refreshed, and KICK SOME ASS!!

Aurelio August 15, 2008 at 2:36 pm

OMFG! She’s giving him tongue! Eeeewwwww!

Serolf Divad August 15, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Here’s an interesting bit of trivia you probably didn’t know: McCain is even older than Madonna.

Tawmn August 15, 2008 at 2:45 pm

this is dusty.

DoctorCulturae August 15, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Best part of this, besides the fun cuts is the cheezy southern folk rock. Glorious muz-rock blandness. Almost expect a chorus of Big John! Or maybe Cindy dancing slow turns ala Stevie Nicks in one of her trollop dresses.

cynbot August 15, 2008 at 3:19 pm

[re=60814]Serolf Divad[/re]: True, but Spears has a slightly lower plastic content than Mittens. So the two couples are about equal.

SayItWithWookies August 15, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Buttisevil/Buttercrazy 2008!

AngryBlakGuy August 15, 2008 at 4:13 pm

…they should have edited his head onto K-Fed’s body in that god awful Popozao music video!

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 15, 2008 at 4:53 pm

Gross.

With all of the important issues facing Murkins – Poland declaring war on Russia, Big Foot moving to Palo Alto (grad school?), Michelle Obama declaring herself the antiChrist, drugs and sex and child porn in the darkened halls of Congress, and Pelosi threatening to read the articles of impeachment unless Cindy Sheehan is declared incompetent – why would Wonkette run this terrible, depressing and unnatural video of Britney open-mouth kissing Walnuts!, a man two hundred times her age?

I’m putting the kids to bed and watching this again.

Ken Layne August 15, 2008 at 6:03 pm

[re=60814]Serolf Divad[/re]: You can’t prove that.

Jewdishoowary Square August 15, 2008 at 7:05 pm

You can see the moment, just about 0:20, where McCain decides that he hates himself forever.

“I did everything I could to get him elected…” [SOUL DEATH] “…and reelected president.”

liquiddaddy August 15, 2008 at 7:44 pm

It’s cool how they photo shopped Brittney’s image into a shot of McCain kissing Bush.

SayItWithWookies August 16, 2008 at 1:17 pm

[re=61089]Ken Layne[/re]: Yeah, it’s too bad both their birth certificates were lost in the Flood.

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