Wonkette
Socialist villain Barack Obama has been endorsed by another group of Blame America First gay sellouts, those lazy clowns known as “America’s Firefighters.” The International Association of Fire Fighters is endorsing Obama at some fire in Las Vegas today, because the Democratic candidate thinks lazy firemen deserve “collective bargaining,” which sounds pretty communist, so that’s why John McCain is bravely against firefighters getting paid a decent wage. [CNN Political Ticker]
Between this and the popularity of Men’s Olympic swimming, I’m seeing far too much man nipple these days.
Oh and uh…yay Hopey.
John McCain opposes collective bargaining for firefighters because he was a POW in Vietnam.
hot!!!
It’s a sad day when both our soldiers and firefighters show their hatred for America by endorsing Hopey McChange. A truly sad day.
Hopey’s Heroes?
WTF?! It’s like they think keeping buildings from being blown up by terrorists is more important than standing on a pile of rubble. Are we all gay communists now?!
4tehlulz: FIVE AND A HALF YEARS!
Hopefully the Exxon endorsement for Walnuts will completely trump all these stupid American voting “people” endorsements, if you can even call somebody who doesn’t make 7 figures a “person.” I personally think their disgusting.
Hopey will have to call them “Heroes” a minimum of 10,000 times to get their endorsement. I call ‘em drunken wife-beaters with flashy blue lights.
SuperRounder: Ahem, no such thing as too much when we are talking about what the men’s swimming team is flashing.
SayItWithWookies: Yes, apparently, we are. And we hate America. And want everyone to have abortions on a weekly basis, while drinking green tea and reading the Qu’ran.
Hey, you’re spot on SayItWithWookies. A guy could set himself up real nice on a pile of rubble, politics-wise, and especially fire fighters, if they don’t mind picking off the bits of charred human grizzle from the the Rolex watches and gold wedding bands that might be laying around in abundance.
…ok, so far Barry has been endorsed by the troops, firefighter and Indians. So all he needs now are the police union, construction union, Biker gangs and cowboys for him to pull off the “Village People” coalition!
C’mon we all know McCain is going to one up Obama by getting the support from the International Association of Garbagemen.
That reminds me, I need to go to the grocery store.
AngryBlakGuy: Now that, sir, is truly comedy!
Serolf Divad: Keep going, Hopey, and win the whole Village People outfit set!
AngryBlakGuy: Glad you remembered the cowboys this time.
Five and a half years, Wonkette! Five and a half years!
You’ll never get it.
grendel: oh fudge
sezme: which provides a perfect opportunity to post this site, because these dudes are fabulous.
http://www.dccowboys.org/
sezme: …wikipedia my friend, wikipedia!
But so many more highrises collapse from terrorist attacks with Republicans in office. Lazy whiners.
Doglessliberal: Hell then — I’m gonna invest in arugula futures — that shit’s gonna go through the roof.
this proves it, barry is sooo gay. i guess you get an endorsement for buying their calendars in bulk for decades. watch for this shocking story on fox tonight.
If fire-fighters were gay communists, I’d be an arsonist.
Did the sex workers union already endorse Obama?
Then his conquest of America is complete.
So I guess our troops and firefighters are duped by elitist “celebrity”. Oh damn them and their guns and hoses. They cheat with their service.
The “International Assn. of Fire Fighters”? Well no wonder they want Hopey McHasselhoff.
Call me when the ‘Merican Association of Firemen (MSFBLA) endorses.
HomoPolitico: win!
What about the Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputies?
SayItWithWookies: go long on jicama, too, because there you’ve got the growing Latino population plus the elitists who think they are chic for eating such a unique vegetable.
Who’s NAMBLA endorsing?
Great…now when there’s a fire the firefighters are all gonna stand around debating the greater good and the fire’s right to exist in a free and open society, and if they put a fire out in this neighborhood should they light a fire to be put out in that neighborhood so that services can be equally distributed, and if the truck crew adequately represents the community or if they need another handi-capable fire fighter and one more homosexual.
freakishlystrong: The Boy Scouts
Did they actually get banned from selling that calendar? Because if not…sign me up. I’ll hang it over my bed and wait for it to fall on me. I’m sure my husband won’t mind a bit.
They did prevent the sales, yes, because it would offend our sensibilites. But I just noted that the DC Cowboys have one where they are pretty much naked. Careful, not really SFW http://www.dccowboys.org/page.aspx?Store
Six and half whore diamonds for that young gentleman’s musculature. Well done, Wonkette.
Am I too late to make a joke about hoses, or did someone already beat me to it?
AngryBlakGuy: “Biker gangs” are taken; the Man from Sturgis nailed it, thanks to his robotic wife unit and her polka dot undies.