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Thanks to Wonkette Operative Lauren for sending this strange thing she spotted on the AP news. The Edwards Saga just keeps getting creepier.
TWO AMERICAS
John Edwards Scandal Just Gets Weirder
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The AP calls ‘em likes they sees ‘em. John Edwards is a bitch.
Holy cow! Julia Child was a spy?
Christ on a biscuit — how many people was this man cheating on?!
As a victim of such philanthropist assfucking, why cannot there be forgiveness for Edwards’ wife, who obviously didn’t fulfill her duties as a wife (when she had cancer). Why no mercy for the wife? Okay okay, she deserves a circumcision.
but it wasn’t BECAUSE of the affair, it was because of the horrible, horrible cancer.
Golly, what a tarheel.
Thank god her wife is by her side.
Oh yeah, buddy! That’s some girl-on-girl in remission action!
I still say that Edwards should repay his $150K of Coulter cash. The man is clearly NOT a faggot!
Oh, I see that extra word now. Damnit.
I want to see a photo of Liz’ lez wife before I say, “I’d hit that!” But it’s safe to say it’s damn likely…
Huh. I didn’t know EE lived in MA…
That’s what I was saying. Elizabeth Edwards had no room to complain, being a bigamist and all..
Elizabeth Edwards was married to Julia Child, the Amazon OSS spy (she was 6′1″ in her youth)? Was this after John shortened his name and quit his job as a Puritan preacher in New England? Were they a menage Detroit? Does this mean they are disaffected Mormons? (Where is the Enquirer when we really need it?)
So does this mean there is something about John we’ve all been missing?
PuffAdder: Or maybe something he’s missing. He did seem awfully sure about not being the father.
Menage a Spy Souffle. My favorite dish!
He shoulda had an affair with Pastor Joel Osteen’s wife…sounds like she’s a real tiger…at least on an airplane. She’s got passengers “backing her up”. bam shika bam bam!!
Wow. Anguish. But imagine the fights.
Edwards: “Oh yeah, well you cheated with your stupid cancer!”
Now, Elizabeth has something else to talk about with Hillary other than univeral health care.
I cannot wait for a woman President and put an executive order to castrate cheating husbands.
What’s happening to AP? Vote Enquirer for Pulitzer!!
The Edwards hubris and arrogance is only exceeded by their stupidity and disdain for the voting public.
But other than that, they’re as solid as the ages of the Olympic Chinese gymnasts.
Adultery is the new empowerment.
Julia Child did what now? Wonkette, find out more about this culinary spy ring. The publin demands it!
Would have been kind of cool if both John and Elizabeth were nailing the same chick on the side…
Rielle has teh crazee eyes — I think she’s capable of playing for both teams.
John gave her teh ghey. Little known fact; its stronger than chemo.