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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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26 comments

  1. shortsshortsshorts

    As a victim of such philanthropist assfucking, why cannot there be forgiveness for Edwards’ wife, who obviously didn’t fulfill her duties as a wife (when she had cancer). Why no mercy for the wife? Okay okay, she deserves a circumcision.

  2. Quacker

    I want to see a photo of Liz’ lez wife before I say, “I’d hit that!” But it’s safe to say it’s damn likely…

  3. jasonelias

    That’s what I was saying. Elizabeth Edwards had no room to complain, being a bigamist and all..

  4. lawrenceofthedesert

    Elizabeth Edwards was married to Julia Child, the Amazon OSS spy (she was 6’1″ in her youth)? Was this after John shortened his name and quit his job as a Puritan preacher in New England? Were they a menage Detroit? Does this mean they are disaffected Mormons? (Where is the Enquirer when we really need it?)

  5. Mahousu

    [re=59327]PuffAdder[/re]: Or maybe something he’s missing. He did seem awfully sure about not being the father.

  6. Perrys Mollycoddler

    He shoulda had an affair with Pastor Joel Osteen’s wife…sounds like she’s a real tiger…at least on an airplane. She’s got passengers “backing her up”. bam shika bam bam!!

  7. KittyKatMan

    Wow. Anguish. But imagine the fights.
    Edwards: “Oh yeah, well you cheated with your stupid cancer!”

  8. imatter

    Now, Elizabeth has something else to talk about with Hillary other than univeral health care.
    I cannot wait for a woman President and put an executive order to castrate cheating husbands.

  9. limama56

    The Edwards hubris and arrogance is only exceeded by their stupidity and disdain for the voting public.

    But other than that, they’re as solid as the ages of the Olympic Chinese gymnasts.

  10. toastandlove

    Julia Child did what now? Wonkette, find out more about this culinary spy ring. The publin demands it!

  11. Not_So_Much

    Would have been kind of cool if both John and Elizabeth were nailing the same chick on the side…

    Rielle has teh crazee eyes — I think she’s capable of playing for both teams.

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