TWO AMERICAS  12:19 am August 14, 2008

John Edwards Scandal Just Gets Weirder

by Ken Layne

Wait, what?
Thanks to Wonkette Operative Lauren for sending this strange thing she spotted on the AP news. The Edwards Saga just keeps getting creepier.

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 26 comments }

angryhippopotamus August 14, 2008 at 12:25 am

The AP calls ‘em likes they sees ‘em. John Edwards is a bitch.

sati demise August 14, 2008 at 12:28 am

Holy cow! Julia Child was a spy?

SayItWithWookies August 14, 2008 at 12:31 am

Christ on a biscuit — how many people was this man cheating on?!

shortsshortsshorts August 14, 2008 at 12:36 am

As a victim of such philanthropist assfucking, why cannot there be forgiveness for Edwards’ wife, who obviously didn’t fulfill her duties as a wife (when she had cancer). Why no mercy for the wife? Okay okay, she deserves a circumcision.

Perot le fou August 14, 2008 at 12:38 am

but it wasn’t BECAUSE of the affair, it was because of the horrible, horrible cancer.

Smoke Filled Roommate August 14, 2008 at 12:42 am

Golly, what a tarheel.

Smoke Filled Roommate August 14, 2008 at 12:47 am

Thank god her wife is by her side.

Lolo August 14, 2008 at 12:57 am

Oh yeah, buddy! That’s some girl-on-girl in remission action!

Lolo August 14, 2008 at 12:58 am

I still say that Edwards should repay his $150K of Coulter cash. The man is clearly NOT a faggot!

Perot le fou August 14, 2008 at 1:00 am

Oh, I see that extra word now. Damnit.

Quacker August 14, 2008 at 1:19 am

I want to see a photo of Liz’ lez wife before I say, “I’d hit that!” But it’s safe to say it’s damn likely…

demtard August 14, 2008 at 1:29 am

Huh. I didn’t know EE lived in MA…

jasonelias August 14, 2008 at 2:35 am

That’s what I was saying. Elizabeth Edwards had no room to complain, being a bigamist and all..

lawrenceofthedesert August 14, 2008 at 4:19 am

Elizabeth Edwards was married to Julia Child, the Amazon OSS spy (she was 6’1″ in her youth)? Was this after John shortened his name and quit his job as a Puritan preacher in New England? Were they a menage Detroit? Does this mean they are disaffected Mormons? (Where is the Enquirer when we really need it?)

PuffAdder August 14, 2008 at 7:01 am

So does this mean there is something about John we’ve all been missing?

Mahousu August 14, 2008 at 8:19 am

[re=59327]PuffAdder[/re]: Or maybe something he’s missing. He did seem awfully sure about not being the father.

sanantonerose August 14, 2008 at 8:48 am

Menage a Spy Souffle. My favorite dish!

Perrys Mollycoddler August 14, 2008 at 9:41 am

He shoulda had an affair with Pastor Joel Osteen’s wife…sounds like she’s a real tiger…at least on an airplane. She’s got passengers “backing her up”. bam shika bam bam!!

KittyKatMan August 14, 2008 at 10:02 am

Wow. Anguish. But imagine the fights.
Edwards: “Oh yeah, well you cheated with your stupid cancer!”

imatter August 14, 2008 at 10:10 am

Now, Elizabeth has something else to talk about with Hillary other than univeral health care.
I cannot wait for a woman President and put an executive order to castrate cheating husbands.

imatter August 14, 2008 at 10:12 am

What’s happening to AP? Vote Enquirer for Pulitzer!!

limama56 August 14, 2008 at 10:53 am

The Edwards hubris and arrogance is only exceeded by their stupidity and disdain for the voting public.

But other than that, they’re as solid as the ages of the Olympic Chinese gymnasts.

limama56 August 14, 2008 at 10:53 am

Adultery is the new empowerment.

toastandlove August 14, 2008 at 10:58 am

Julia Child did what now? Wonkette, find out more about this culinary spy ring. The publin demands it!

Not_So_Much August 14, 2008 at 11:22 am

Would have been kind of cool if both John and Elizabeth were nailing the same chick on the side…

Rielle has teh crazee eyes — I think she’s capable of playing for both teams.

lolbyist August 14, 2008 at 12:27 pm

John gave her teh ghey. Little known fact; its stronger than chemo.

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