Wait, what?
Thanks to Wonkette Operative Lauren for sending this strange thing she spotted on the AP news. The Edwards Saga just keeps getting creepier.

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  1. As a victim of such philanthropist assfucking, why cannot there be forgiveness for Edwards’ wife, who obviously didn’t fulfill her duties as a wife (when she had cancer). Why no mercy for the wife? Okay okay, she deserves a circumcision.

  2. Elizabeth Edwards was married to Julia Child, the Amazon OSS spy (she was 6’1″ in her youth)? Was this after John shortened his name and quit his job as a Puritan preacher in New England? Were they a menage Detroit? Does this mean they are disaffected Mormons? (Where is the Enquirer when we really need it?)

  3. He shoulda had an affair with Pastor Joel Osteen’s wife…sounds like she’s a real tiger…at least on an airplane. She’s got passengers “backing her up”. bam shika bam bam!!

  4. Now, Elizabeth has something else to talk about with Hillary other than univeral health care.
    I cannot wait for a woman President and put an executive order to castrate cheating husbands.

  5. The Edwards hubris and arrogance is only exceeded by their stupidity and disdain for the voting public.

    But other than that, they’re as solid as the ages of the Olympic Chinese gymnasts.

  6. Would have been kind of cool if both John and Elizabeth were nailing the same chick on the side…

    Rielle has teh crazee eyes — I think she’s capable of playing for both teams.

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