Ah, here it is, gamesetmatch for McCain — Obama’s been caught kidnapping/fathering black children in French Hawaii! We knew something was up with this slimeball. If you want to see more spy photos from this man’s private vacation, the Huffington Post has a nice collection. What a family! When we look at this picture, all negativity and trauma briefly drowns out from the world; every problem has been momentarily solved and there are no more questions to ask. When a HuffPo commenter looks at this picture, however, (s)he types, “Awww … how sweet. BO takes yet ANOTHER vacation while another country goes under. Good thing HRC is on the trail saving his inexperienced a**!!!” You’d have to be a damn fool to believe these nice vacation photos wouldn’t become attack fodder. [HuffPo]
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DAS RIGHT HILLARY TAKE SNIPER FIRE WHILE BARRY JUST SIT ON BEACH.
Look at that RED golf shirt! And those communist SANDALS! No wonder he doesn’t want to start World War III with the Russkies like McCain.
Big sale on Outrigger Nutz.
I hope he’s not golfing at one of those Biracial Elitist Secret Mulims only country clubs.
Gee, I feel better for just looking at those. Now I’ll never need to actually *go* to Hawaii.
Sorry, can’t snark. What comments?
Why is Obama’s daughter sitting on Denzel Washington’s lap?
Crazy old me thinks those pictures of Barack looking all cool and calm while John McCain can barely contain himself about his glee of starting WWIII will actually help him, but what do I know?
Sigh…Lucky kidnapped black chile…meanwhile the Fratboy is giong to “clear brush”, (sober up), in a few days, thank God..
Obviously that “Huffpo commentor” was HRC.
Also, for some reason–maybe seeing it angrily thrown about by imbecilic Internet commenters for months has something to do with this–I HATE the acronym “HRC” as a reference to Hillary Clinton. Is it just me?
I was checking these out earlier today and got all giggly and sappy. He was walking on the beach holding hands with his daughters! That’s a real man. It takes a deranged fuck to view those pics and turn them into a mouthpiece for their twisted hate-spew machine. November can’t come soon enough.
He’s not a true patriot because he hasn’t given up golf in sympathy with our brave soldier overseas.
I lived in Hawaii for four years and let me tell you that is one super-elitist place. All elite with their Spam, rubber slippers, crystal meth and poverty. Absolutely sick with pretentiousness. Only the filthy rich people can afford to visit time-share condos and rent Isuzu Troopers all the while eating at posh establishments like Zippys and Planet Hollywood.
How DARE Hopey go on vacation when our own President is hard at work… wait… what’s that you say? Olympics? Crawford? oh…right. Well those Republicans are real busy shouting in the dark and for that Hopey should be ashamed.
So, Barry’s sunbathing while Hillary’s breastfeeding dehydrated, orphaned, babies in debris and ‘splosions?
Was that photo taken before or after prayers to Mecca? They are clearly facing east.
Barack loves to vacation with white beaches.
Yes, even a summary glance at the comments section at Huffpo will depress you. PUMAs up the Wazoo. No bad language, but incredible stupidity. They missed the Drunk Bush photos entirely. People arguing in the comments section about the right way to hold the flag. Wonkette should show some more of those photos. Really.
Loved the Obamafamily pics, though
[re=59013]american mutt[/re]: Hillary?? Breastfeeding?!? Urp…urp..urp…..spwwwahhhh!
AWWWWWWW. Sorry, I cant snark about this, its… just…. so… beautiful.
Damn you Barry!! I can’t quit you.
[re=59019]Gopherit v2.0[/re]: Beat me to that one. I just got my head out of the toilet.
[re=59013]american mutt[/re]: powdered milk?
[re=59009]Gregory_of_Nazianzus[/re]: It’s not just you.
Do all HuffHo commenters only come in extra-bitter?
[re=59009]Gregory_of_Nazianzus[/re]: I pronounce it “Herk!” sharply and from the stomach, like a barely-contained vom.
Another bitter from huffpo: “Barry also didn’t take Mrs. Grievance and the Obama Babies to granny’s. Guess she is too ‘typical’ for them.”
What’s the internet equivalent for bitch slapping?
Holy shit, the holding-his-daughter’s-sandals-and-putting-a-flower-in-her-hair photo actually made me tear up a bit – and I hate kids.
Sure woulda been nice to see Michelle in beach attire.
[re=59009]Gregory_of_Nazianzus[/re]: Oh! You mean HRC = Billary, Inc.?
Here I thought it was a reference to the right wing queer rights organization, Human Rights Campaign.
Can I go back and change my Ohio primary vote, please?
Yes, but did he find The Hatch?
i don’t whats wrong with you weak-kneed celebrity worshippers. all i see in those photos is the Montauk Monster and its evil brood, only more Muslim
well, at least McCain is sending his guys (Leiberman and Graham) to Georgia to find out what is going on (thanx to TPM for that). That should get things clear. JFC, he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing so he sends two of his equally clueless buddies to find out. Meanwhile the President is in China and the Sec of State is … I dunno … France? Washington? somewhere. This is some kind of keystone kops kind of thing. Only BHO is acting in a rational way. Christ, why does he even want the job?
[re=59026]american mutt[/re]: SPAM
One of the comments on HuffPo actually gave me a good idea for a new slogan. Start practicing it now and use it to bring down the house at the DNC:
“WE CAN’T WAIT _ WE CAN’T WAIT _ WE CAN’T WAIT”
[re=59036]Oscar Folsom Cleveland[/re]: The Human Rights Campaign is right wing? or is that snark? I’m a little pissed off today and my sense of humor is failing me.
Oh GAWD soon it’s going to be so bad for the Republicans their gonna start shooting DNC officials! HA HA HA
oh wait.
[re=59012]KevoTron[/re]: “Olympics? Crawford? oh…right.”
Uh oh, I don’t like how this sounds. Last time Shrub and Cheney, Condie and Colon went into hiding we ended up with mystery unmarked plans hitting WTC and Pentagon causing collapse of buildings constructed to withstand even worse disasters.
Could it be they’re hatching another coup d’etat only this time before the election?
(On Jon Stewart last night, Cuban-born Florida Senator Mel Martinez was asked what his state was gonna do this time to fuck up the election. He just laughed.)
people who like the clintons dislike happiness.
[re=59027]Jobbotch[/re]: Ditto on the hating kids. lol
Very cute pictures, although I wish the media would leave the man alone for a little bit and focus on WALNUTS!
I’m an angry black woman like Michelle. God, where is my Barack!?
[re=59013]american mutt[/re]: Silly you, HRC can’t breasfeed. That would require girl-parts. You just got it backward. The babies breastfeed HER. And by breastfeed, I mean she eats their souls.
[re=59056]Oscar Folsom Cleveland[/re]: Jesus fucking Christ that is troubling. I’m in such a foul fucking mood that I could just skip out of work and head to the liquor store to consult with my good friend Jamieson. I have an appointment to donate blood this afternoon. Whoever gets my blood better not be doing any driving immediately after the transfusion.
Where’s my michelle?
He’s shipwrecked and living in a tree house! Swiss Chocolate Family Robinsobama!
[re=59026]american mutt[/re]:
There’ll always be haters, that’s the way it is
haters niggas marry hater bitches & have hater kids
/kanye’d
That place looks so….FOREIGN!!
This could all go pear-shaped if one of those girls brings home an ancient tiki.
[re=59089]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Didn’t that happen on the Brady Bunch Hawaii Vacation? Dayum.
Ooh, look, they have a picture of Barack pick-a-nicking with a bunch of Marxists in some socialist park, sitting on the ground like muslims, “sharing” food. Nice shade tree, gay-wad!
If Obama wasn’t such an elitist snob, he would have been born on an island without a shoreline to vacation near.
If “saving his ass” means “slipping crazy shit into the Dem platform while Sir Hopealot is out of town”, then yes she has certainly been saving his ass as quickly and as thoroughly as she possibly can.
In about the fourth picture down you can clearly see that Barry’s wristwatch left a light stripe across his wrist and his skin under his T-shirt is also much lighter. MY GOD!! HE’S NOT BLACK HE’S JUST TAN!!!
Man, to live in a world where Hillary Clinton is the only thing standing between us and chaos. I wonder if she succeeded in making video games un-fun in that world yet.
Those pictures are absolutely snark killing. Ralph Lauren and all his expensive marketing minions could not produce pictures of an American family to match these.
[re=58999]obfuscator[/re]: I tried to get into one of those clubs but they said I looked a little Christiany
He is gonna come back from vacation super-charged.
He better start hitting back harder when they question his patriotism.
Gloves in the face?
Poetry Slam?
God, there has to be a perfect put down line about patriotism for Obama to use against McCain.
I don’t know who Eric Whitaker is (maybe I should), but he looks WAAAY too much like Jeremiah Wright to be appearing in photographs with Barry.
[re=59009]Gregory_of_Nazianzus[/re]: She’ll always be Hilldog to me!
[re=59043]qwerty42[/re]: Oooh that’s right, McCain’s sending his “delegation.” If they go through with this, that’s good news for everyone, because when they’re in Tblisi or however the fuck they want to spell it the Russians will be able to sprinkle Polonium into their orange juice.
[re=59182]El Bombastico[/re]: I completely agree. Send him to Ghana too!
[re=59182]El Bombastico[/re]: Are you suggesting Barry has to throw all light skin black men under the bus now?
I agree with the Huffpo commenters. Those pics are all staged and/or photoshopped. I mean, seriously, who uses a golf cart in the fucking jungle? Other than our current president, that is.
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