Wonkette
This is one of many great short films submitted to something called Cinemocracy.org, which is the official film festival of the DNC in Denver! One of these lucky crazy people, hopefully this one, above, who is moaning into a 9-foot-long tube, will be the winner and get their crazy-ass little YouTube shown to 75,000 people at the Mile High Stadium when Barack Obama is anointed as the Prince of Lies, by Barbra Streisand in a Soviet-red burkini.
Or maybe this one, which is a terrible sort of “rap” video about FEMA concentration camps, will be shown while Mark Warner pulls off his Nixon mask and reveals that he, too, is wearing a burkini.
Oh and here are the new stars of animation, the makers of the popular apocalyptic movie “Wall-E,” with their new hit global-warming satire, “Oh my god the ice caps have taken over most of the world, which is just a vile chicken slum anyways so who cares?”
Watch another five-hundred of these goddamned things over here, at the website, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite (the first one) which will be shown on all screens throughout the weeklong Democratic Convention.
That first one made my ears bleed.
God. She doesn’t even use a real didgery-doo. Commie.
The first one sounds like the sort of music I studied in college. Stockhausen ain’t got nothing on this bitch.
They’ve apparently turned into big white blank spaces in the post due to the magic of HTML, proving that God’s a great editor. Praise Jesus!
“Any insufficiently advanced technology is distinquishable from magic.”
-TGY’s corollary to Clarke’s Third Law
Ken, I’m only one person, but I felt violated by wonkette for making me view those.
american mutt: Now that I think about it, I spent too much money on that gd music education so I’m going to do some unabashed self-promotion:
Tom Waits cover (not like that johannson crap): http://www.em411.com/show/release/4332
People should have to get a license before they operate a video camera. Teh intertubes have made it possible for people who were once constrained by technology to forcing their home movies upon captive relatives to now inflict their “art” on the masses. Yay for us!
None of these videos are loading for me, which for the first time makes me actually suspect that a merciful God may exist.
Where’s Bob Saget when you need him?
You sure these videos aren’t on a paultard site? Cuz I’m smellin’ paultard.
“The U.S. Government has spent millions on reinovations.” That’s right. It said “reinovations.”
I’ve heard gray whales do a better job with the national anthem. Jesus.
The 3rd one was not nearly as funny, because it was actually kind of good.
That hippie lady is SO into her grunting song, blowing that pipe like she’s Dizzy Gillespie. C’mon, baby, make that pvc sing!
See, this is what happened when Jimi Hendrix died. The music died with him.
Seriously I’m just listening to her blow that thing and every time I think it can’t possibly get any worse, she goes and tops herself. Makes me long for the innocent days of Hillary Clinton campaign songs and ‘Raining McCain’.
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And to think, the woman blowing that thing may have actually spent time considering another path in life. We’re so lucky she made the correct choice. Yeeesh!
I just died a little inside. Thanks, Wonkette, for encouraging me to watch those videos.
I don’t know what’s more incredible: that I made it all the way through “The Star-Strangled Banner,” or that people actually applauded at the end.
I’m encouraging my son to submit his film, which is a metaphor for the Russian occupation of Georgia and the need for America to keep up a strong defense and improve it’s relations with it’s allies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND_ADDh7vAI
Johnny Zhivago: I got that metaphor. He’s a regular Eisenstein. But he needs a collaborater. Maybe he should look up Rielle Hunter? She could use a new project, I bet.`
Larry McAwful: Good idea! We’re also submitting it to the RNC Convention Video Blog as a metaphor for self-sacrifice and as a re-enactment of John McCain’s capture and imprisonment by the North Vietnamese.
Johnny Zhivago: Georgia, Vietnam… yes, it all hangs together. Such a versitile piece!
Hey, she’s a Clintonite! That thing she is sucking is Nine Feet Long.
But her tone might improve with application of Drano.