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WARNER TO DELIVER FANCY KEYNOTE SPEECH: The Democrats have tapped former Virginia Governor Mark Warner to deliver the keynote speech at their little convention. Mark Warner’s great! He didn’t run for president this year, but he does have huge teeth, and he’s also going to win a U.S. Senate election this fall by like 30 points — in a slave state to boot! [AP]
2:04 PM
on Wed August 13 2008
By
Jim Newell
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So what you’re saying is that the picture accompanying this post is of a real human and not some terrifying CGI mashup of Nixon, Tommy Hilfiger and Gerard Depardieu? Huh.
Is this guy related to Jim Neighbors? He looks like him.
My GOD! Those teeth!!! He’s got to be related to Bababooey!!!!
This is going to cause even more confusion in Virginia, where everybody keeps wondering how that nice John Warner was able to find time in his busy schedule for four straight years to be a senator and governor at the same time.
Is it just me, or is he channeling Nixon’s Nose?
With teeth like that, who needs smiles?
…am I the only one that sees the Warren Beatty resemblance?
AngryBlakGuy: after someone hit Warren in the head with a lead pipe.
Larry Fine: several times
mookworthjwilson: The bulbous Walter Matthau nose helps to balance the horse teeth.
I can almost hear Morton Downey Jr.’s voice shrieking about pablum-puking liberals when looking at those ivory mouth-boulders.
AngryBlakGuy:
Billy Bob Thornton + Barbaro
Man, I haven’t seen those novelty wax lips & teeth since I was a kid back in the 70’s!
Good times….good times….
This is Bob. You know, the natural male enhancement guy?
Seriously.
Isn’t it?
He’s got Teef!
That man is a living Nixon mask.
That magazine cover still haunts my dreams.
personally, i think the cover of NY Times Mag is tasteless…it goes far beyond caricature or even satire…
i realize they meant it to be funny, but its not THAT funny…the artist has only succeeded in pandering to worst instincts of the American public…
if the cover was truly meant as caricature they should have at least added a funny pointed hat, some face paint, and a clown nose…maybe used some balloons in the background…
i am appalled at this lapse in journalistic good taste…
naturally, the Bitters are PISSED that HRC didn’t get the keynote address.
Rumor has it, he declined to run for President due to some unfortunate pictures, involving him, Sarah Jessica Parker, and a pile of hay.
That boy better be careful out here in Denver. Choppers like that, somebody just might want to decorate their TV room wall with that fine-looking head. Put it over there next to my giant skunk.
Whiskeybaby: and some Great White.
Shark.
But I can see how he got his good looks from his mother, Liz Taylor. Haunting.
Fox has a new show: Mr. Ed runs for Senate.