Jeremiah Wright Does Not Plan To Release Presidency-Sinking Book About Obama After All

Hey, maybe Jeremiah Wright wants Barack Obama to be president after all! Following EXPLOSIVE reports that he was going to publish a picture book in October featuring Barack Obama getting AIDS from the Muslim prophet Mohammad, Reverend Wright's daughter now says that he has absolutely no plans to write a book any time soon. She also says her father would respond personally to email inquiries, but he is in "email hell," which we are informed means "a place in Ghana where it's difficult to send and receive email." When will Barack Obama apologize for his former pastor's daughter using the word "hell" so glibly? [ The Roland Report ]