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Here is a video from the future. 2022, we estimate. A colony of highly advanced space monsters have posted it to YouTube. We learn that after Barack Obama finishes his presidency, he becomes John McCain’s maid in a shanty town. It also looks like John McCain becomes a black person at some point, except for his head, which will always be white as snow. Never forget. [YouTube]
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7:11 PM
on Tue August 12 2008
By
Jim Newell
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I already know, without watching this, that I cannot watch it.
why do men insist on wearing V-necks? it’s a fashion travesty
…is this the meaning of Black Men for John McCain? Maybe a more appropriate t-shirt would say “House N%GGER’s for John McCain”
“She’s providing him a connection to the outside world… You can’t underestimate how important that is to somebody in the twilight of life.” Nice.
That’s a scream. I especially like the “twilight of life” line.
Why isn’t that strumpet Abigail Fillmore taking care of her old boyfriend? Barack has Germans to preach to.
I would be disappointed if we did not next see a grainy, black & white secret home video of the caregiver beating the crap out of the invalid patient.
John McCain… Evenstar of his people.
Barack Obama is your wheel chair.
I hope Barry draws the line at changing his diapers. That’s not presidential.
It’s practically common knowledge that Harry Truman retired to become Dick Nixon’s lawn maintenance flunky in San Clemente and was occasionally “loaned out” next door to clean Bebe Robozo’s pea trap.
What put John into these straits?
Was it the war with Russia over Alaska?
Was it the war on terror?
Or was it that he lost to a black man?
The creepiest part was the John McCain head that kept talking without any sound.
AngryBlakGuy: They prefer the name “Step n Fetchit Republicans.”
There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as raping apelands and as timeless as Trollops. It is the middle ground between the Russian Empire and the McCain Empire, between evolution and Sturgis, and it lies between the pitmarks of a man’s cheeks and the summit of his mangy pate. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the “Twilight Zone of Life.”
SayItWithWookies: Actually, that was the best part. Imagine if real life were like that.
liquiddaddy: Bebe Rebozo? Whoa, I’m having a Johnny Carson flashback.
I love it! Well done, “Mariusvenn” of Norway. There is more MEOW! in this video than a thousand cute youtube kitty videos.
So I guess noone is going to bring up the fact that Ba-Rack was sprinkling crack on John McCain’s watermelon. DONE.
Ha, Ha, Obama is definitely basing his publicity events on what Youtubers will make video of to mock McCain with.
Best drive Miss Daisy to the re-tire-ment home and feeds her a nice piece of pie.
I wish I could make out more of what mulatto McCain was mumbling during this vid. “Harumph harumph…shoulda been me in da white house, not that uppity ni…gaaaaaaa…oooohhhh….could someone change my diaper now pleeze? I soiled myself”
That was good, but I hope the next video from the future has a stock ticker running along the bottom. I could use a few good tips.
Yassuh, Missah Morton!
I think this proves the point that at the end of the day, effete snow-boarding arugula-noshing and uppity Hopey Hussein can humble himself to serve an American hero and experienced man of the world, Juan McSame.
Why not accept the inevitable, Barry, and join the team as the Veep. After all, it’s only four years - maybe less, Walnuts! could easily break the record currently held by Old Tippecanoe, our ninth president (now deceased) - and then Hopey could move up to whitey’s office.
I was so impressed with how Barry pretended to like the boss man; good acting, as always!
The gibbering McCain was what really made me so happy in this all too plausible film–
I know this has teh funny, but I like seeing Barry doing housework. Counters all the elitist silliness. He seems more relaxed, grounded. And of course McBib is grounded too, or ready for the twilight.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: WEzl for the win!
Does this make me a LotR dork?