Wonkette
Here’s a fun picture from February 8, 2006, probably at the Capitol. It’s Barack Obama, doing the old “I’ll distract this old man with a friendly handshake, and then I’ll smash his fucking skull.” And when McCain finally regained consciousness and tried to speak, Dr. Bill Frist leaned over to hear McCain sigh contentedly …. [Digg?]
Hopey can sting like a butterfly. Uh. Something like that.
“I’m gonna knock your ass into Czechoslovakia, muthafucka!”
I HAVE NEVER SEEN OUR NATION’S TWO BIGGEST CELEBRITIES SHAKING HANDS BEFORE.
Can they end that stupid political attack now? Pwease?
“You’re luck I don’t have my pimp ring on.”
I pity the fool who compares me to Paris Hilton!
Wow, Ken, your closing sentence? Fucking. Awesome.
LOOK AT THE BLACK PANTHER FIST. THIS PROVES THAT BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS MOSLIM AND BLACK SEPRATIST. NOOBAMA 2008!
Black people are terrifying.
“Thats two for flinching”
McCain’s taken worse punishment than what Obama could dish out.
AnnieGetYourFun: Ditto
Break a jaw like McCain’s and it’s a felony, not a misdemeanor.
“To prepare for this campaign, I done rassled me a alligator (Hillary). I tousled wit a whale (Mark Penn). I done handcuffed lightning (I like to think Michelle) and threw thunder (hopefully Dubya and Dick both) in jail.”
Walnuts is laughing so hard. He looks like he’s going to pee.
AnnieGetYourFun: I completely missed that the first time — that’s hilarious.
trophy(forparticipation)wife: Thank God for the Depends.
Perfect scroll-over, Ken.
Even back then, Obama was trying his best to show how the democrats were a blood-thirsty,
war-like, militant bunch.
The old man just laughed.
McCain looks older in that picture than he does now. Which is goddamn weird.
…what did the five fingers say to the face?!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
McCain: Uncle! I said Uncle…Tom’s Cabin.
How about a Hawaiin punch?
“You know, if my fist is bigger than your face, it means you have cancer. Allow me to demonstrate.”
Or Hawaiian.
Barry is totally crushing McCain’s right hand. He’s not laughing, he’s wincing. And farting.
btw, if this isn’t Hopey’s campaign poster in negative two days ago, I will be furious.
“Care for a Hertz Donut?”
This is the best open caption contest ever. Except I can’t think of a caption.
[furrows brow]
Nah.
Hopey: “How’d you like a Hawaiian punch?”
McCain: “I’ll stick with the Hawaiian pizza. I get more pussy that way. You cunt!”
He’s just attempting a friendly terrorist fist bump.
“Is Barack Obama gonna have to choke a bitch?
This is in fact an early prototype version of the terrorist fist jab. When McCain did not respond appropriately, Hopey realized that the Manchurian programing implanted in McCain by the Viet Cong had not switched on yet.
But it will, America….it WILL.
Walnuts: “What do you call 1000 black Senators buried in sand to their shoulders?”
Barry: “I dare you to say old man, please, just whisper it and I’ll kick the snot out your ass”
BadNewsJack:
Well played…
Notice how NEITHER OF THEM are sporting FLAG PINS.
Why do the McObamas hate America so much?
…don’t move, you have something on your face!
My new wallpaper!
Right on, he’s channeling Jules from Pulp Fiction! “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
“What’d you say about my mama?”
Maybe it’s just my hormones talking, but every single picture I’ve ever seen of Barry leads me to believe that he would smell delicious.
McCain, on the other hand, looks like he smells like wee.
“I swear to god, I meant to say Damn Naggers”
trophy(forparticipation)wife: For the win.
McCain is just about to get a Hertz Donut.
LittlePig: You are too kind. I was feeling so lame because of the spelling error and then the omission of ‘nice’.
“How about a nice Hawaiian punch?”
That was a long time ago.
BadNewsJack: awesome.
“See my hand here? See that wedding ring?”
“Kheh heh heh! Your life force flows into me now..I hope you’re ready for a long campaign, sonny.”
Sen. Obama is saying: “You gamey old motherfucker. If you or anyone in your campaign ever dis my wife again, I will pound that ugly black mole to the other side of your face.”
Sen. McCain: “Not the face, not the face. And go easy on my hand. I’m a goddam war hero you know.”
Obama is cracking McCain’s knuckles with his handshake, while distracting him with a raised fist. This is an old trick.
I got it played on me many times as a kid. My, how we laughed!
Let me just say…
“And when McCain finally regained consciousness and tried to speak, Dr. Bill Frist leaned over to hear McCain sigh contently …. ”
Lines like that are what makes this site so fantastic!
McCain :”If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”
*POW*
“OK, I was wrong.”
Wait! I suddenly like McCain. He was trying to touch Hopey’s pipe. He couldn’t restrain himself. He was so close, he just had to reach out…and…try to…..(brb)
OK. Back now. Phew!!!! That was AWEsome. You guys need to get you some touching Barry and fist imagery going! HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.
Whiskeybaby:
I hadn’t thought about that but now that you mention it, I bet he does smell good. But then I got to thinking about how Bush and Cheney might smell. Then Condi. Then my mind considered Hillary and of course Bill. Here’s my fragrance chart for the aforementioned:
Bush—Baby powder and bubble gum
Cheney–Old cigarettes, sweat and shoe polish
Condi—Chanel No. 5, vodka and orange peel
Hillary–My grandmothers couch
Bill— BBQ sauce, Old Spice and saw dust
Unrelated - but the evidence is in. McCain has been on his knees.
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c3508ce2-67d1-11dd-8d3b-0000779fd18c.html
It’s hard to tell what’s going on because the table is just cut out of the picture, but this was shot at the nightly “Senators Only” craps game, and Obama’s gettin’ ready to throw down a Hard 8.. McCain’s just wishing him luck before he goes back to filling out Keno cards in the buffet area.
even walnuts can’t resist the charms of barry’s fist jabbing ways. he totally has a crush on him but barry doesn’t do old white dudes, hence the recent fatal attraction turn his campaign’s advertising has taken. He won’t be ignored Barry!! He won’t!!
he kicked walnuts ass with one hand cuz walnuts grabbed for the secret saddam hussein plans tucked up under his other arm
POW! Right in the kisser!
This is now my new desktop wallpaper
later, in the hospital…
“Where is that wonderful gorilla?”
President von Hindenburg, get the fuck out of my way. From now on, “Party All the Time”.
To (mis)quote the Greatest American Hero - Chuck Norris:
“You come back into the Senate, Honky, and I’m going to hit you with so many lefts you’ll pray for a right.”
(From “Invasion U.S.A.,” I think. Wonderful “cinema.”)
McCain must have been standing on a table during that photo.
If this involves birthday punches, McCain’s going to end up dead.
How can McCain even point and shoot in the urinal with that limp grip?