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Fred Thompson’s Website Now An Italian Gambling Hub

Remember last summer when “real conservatives” were pushing actor Fred Thompson to run for president so as to save the Republican party from the several gay divorcee Mormon liberals also running? And he was like “yeah sure, probably I’ll run or whatever” but didn’t really announce until September, on the Jay Leno program, during a Republican debate that he was too lazy to attend? Well it was during that “probably” time that he launched “imwithfred.com,” his proto-campaign website. And after everyone realized Fred Thompson was a lazy douche and couldn’t win anything, Fred’s people sold this domain name to a bunch of Italian gambling e-entrepreneurs, as you can see in the screen capture above. Vote “Italian Gamblers” for president, the real Republican’s alternative to WALNUTS! [I'm With Fred via The November Blog]


4:10 PM on Mon August 11 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. AngryBlakGuy says at 4:14 pm, August 11th, 2008

    …hahahaha, pretty much sums up his whole campaign doesn’t it?

  2. pondscum says at 4:19 pm, August 11th, 2008

    I will never tire of the dipshit mcgoo tag.

  3. SayItWithWookies says at 4:20 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Molto conveniente e sicura: i casinò online sono molto convenienti per tutti. Non si devono seguire particolari regole per quanto riguarda l’abbigliamento o aver paura di essere essere buttati fuori dal gioco. Giocare quanto vuoi. Il sistema è molto sicuro in particolare per le transazioni di denaro.

    That’s the most sensible thing his campaign ever put out.

  4. ManchuCandidate says at 4:21 pm, August 11th, 2008

    It was either that or a Gay Porn site.

  5. Mahousu says at 4:21 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Finally, a change I can believe in.

  6. CivicHoliday says at 4:24 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Wow, fantastic! Can we go here to bet on the outcome of the election? $20 on Hopey. Unless it turns out he cheated on Michelle with John Edwards in a MN bathroom. Then my entire life savings on Ron Paul. (Because I predict McCracker will have suffered a stroke and been reduced to an unelectable blubbering wheelchair bound old grumpy codger by then)

  7. superfecta says at 4:26 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Well, ‘e Cashback garantito’ is more than his donors got, right?

  8. Gopherit v2.0 says at 4:32 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Betcha Bill Bennett still has this bookmarked.

  9. Canuckledragger says at 4:33 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Hmmmm. Fred Thompson? Fred Thompson? That name rings a bell for some reason…

    Oh, yeah. Isn’t he married to the current reigning Miss Buffalo Chip? Sure, she’s the one who slipped and fell on her way to the pickle-licking podium…. When he saw how anxious she was to be workin’ the gherkins, it was love at first sight. True love prevailed.

    So… he’s doing whatnow?

  10. Perot le fou says at 4:34 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Just like Fred Thompson, you ain’t gonna win.

  11. WaldoJeffersHead says at 4:37 pm, August 11th, 2008

    “Imwithfred” is Italian for “Bet the farm on blackjack.”

  12. econdave says at 4:47 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Interestingly enough, Ralph Reed’s website also links to the same site.

  13. I bet they have penny slots.

  14. trophy(forparticipation)wife says at 4:55 pm, August 11th, 2008

    SayItWithWookies: What are the special rules regarding clothing?

  15. sanantonerose says at 5:03 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Loosest sluts in town!

  16. sanantonerose says at 5:04 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Sorry. Just woke up. What?

  17. WadISay says at 5:10 pm, August 11th, 2008

    McCain/thompson 08: Naptime in America

  18. BadNewsJack says at 5:18 pm, August 11th, 2008

    WadISay: McCain/Thompson 08: Banana Mush for everyone!!

  19. Not_So_Much says at 5:22 pm, August 11th, 2008

    Isn’t that AA code for “I’m drunk”?

  20. casinojunkie1 says at 8:38 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Hmmpp..
    How about McCain?

    Well, most of the people loves gambling…

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