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DEMOCRATS TO SPEND CONVENTION WEDNESDAY PRETENDING THEY AREN’T PUSSIES: The Obama people announced on a conference call today that the Wednesday of their convention — the night the vice president speaks, assuming there ever is one — will be National Security Night, meaning it will focus on “Securing America’s Future.” You know, with guns and sheee-iiiit. And that is why Dick Cheney will be Obama’s second black vice president. [The Page]
Perhaps “securing” means with chains and leather and ball gags? ‘Cause that could be pretty entertaining for many many nights to come.
If the Dems want to prove they’ve got balls… and I’m not talking rabbit pellets here, but a hairy set of truck nutz, then they could do worse than take William Kristol up on his suggestion that we fight a war with Russia.
No way it will have anything to do with this guy. Nuh uh, no chance.
And then Thursday morning Barry will go wind-surfing at Martha’s Vineyard. And hold a press conference asking John McCain to please, pretty please stop with those silly negative ads.
Oooh fun. Another leak suggests that Thursday is Pizza Day!!!
Hopey: Stay AWAY from the tank.
If they put Hopey in a helmet, I am totally voting somebody else ’cause no amount of Hope can overcome that much Retard.
if tey wer cerius abut nachenel sacureety tey wood nuuk teh meedle eest.
This is better than the original ideas for Wednesday night:
1. John Edwards Bobble Head night.
2. Beat up a sissie boy night.
3. Pizza and Chick Flick night.
…maybe they can invade Georgia or has that lost its novelty already?
Here’s a suggestion. How about we Secure America’s Future by not making the rest of the world hate us and want to see us fail?
StripesAndPlaids: Damn, and I was all set to be one of the sissie boys…
I wish all you people would quit clowing around about all this stuff.
If you keep it up, Hillaryous may rescind her kind offer to let Barry be her lawn jockey.
Let that be on your heads when it happens…
paolaccio: How about this guy?
http://www.carnegie.org/reporter/03/images/sam.jpg
Spence: Screw those countries that hate us. If they hate us, we’ll lay a regíme change on’em!
They should have a Pamplona style running of the bulls in the Pepsi Center. Not only would it prove they’ve got balls, but you could tie it into the Truck Nutz concession.
But what night will be “All Hail Bubba” night?
‘Coz I’ve been putting off rearranging my sock drawer.
V572625694: Teh gheyz will go apeshit if they pick that ol’ dirtbag. Besides, he is 99% probable to be racist.
…ironically in that photo the gun on the donkeys back is aimed at the back of its skull. Pretty much sums up the past 12 years of Democratic politics.
V572625694: That guy’s fine with me, but I’d go for this other white guy. Dude from Rhode Island. Very boring but makes few mistakes, which is the point. Wesley Clark talks too much.
Sooooo… all the dems in attendance will be wearing flag lapel pins, talking about raping the environment and generally sounding like republicans.
I hope the remember to bring some male pages with them.
oh goodie, i was wondering when the Fearsome Democratic Army of Tomorrow would raise its mighty head, take aim at the future, and spurt ‘National Security’(TM) on our eager, upturned faces…
Serolf Divad: Oooh! War with Russia! Count me in. As long as we invade and annex Canada in the process.
anabellum: Something about the way you talk makes me want to make you feel secure all over.
God I love that picture!
paolaccio: THAT’S MY MAN RIGHT THUR!
V572625694: He doesn’t make me feel secure
anabellum: Unlike Cheney or McCain, I’ve never gotten wood hearing someone talk national security before. Thanks for that.
Serolf Divad: The money quote from that article: “Meanwhile, Russia has sent troops and tanks across an international border, and now seems to be widening its war against Georgia more than its original — and in any case illegitimate — casus belli would justify.”
God damn it, I love you, Kristol. Total lack of introspection. Brilliant!
ForTheTurnstiles: V572625694: Plus Sam’s gotta be a thousand years old or so. So these things combine to make him the perfect compliment to Obama:
Obama Nunn
Black Anti-black
Young Old
Attactive to men Ew
I rest my case, if the table works.
V572625694: and the table didn’t work. Well, it would’ve been funny. Maybe.