Cokie Roberts Does Not Want Barack Obama To Vacation In Exotic Locale Where Foreign Teevee Shows Such As 'Magnum P.I.' And 'Hawaii Five-O' Were Filmed

Oh good God. It is probably time for either Cokie Roberts or Wonkette to retire, now that we have said basically the same thing about Barack Obama's elitist vacation to some place called "Hawaii," which is located in the lower left-hand corner of the map right next to Alaska -- and yet has burning hot summers, whereas Alaska is forever enshrouded in snow. Why won't Barack Obama apologize for visiting his grandmother in this curious "Mystery Spot" where many Americans go on package tours? [ YouTube ]