Wonkette
Democratic operatives are surprisingly not scared shitless about Obama’s upcoming vacation to Hawaii, despite the party’s well known reputation as shirtless pussies who are always being gay on beaches: “In a piece of footage endlessly recycled to mock his supposed elitism and even foreignness, Mr Kerry was caught on camera windsurfing off Massachusetts. Since Mr Obama is taking his holiday at a private beach house in Hawaii, surrounded by the secret service, campaign officials worry less about his exposure to the paparazzi. Besides, they say, most Americans will be tuned into the Olympics.” The Olympics? Ha! You silly campaign officials, letting down your guard. [Financial Times]
VACATION TO HELL
ronnie/nancy: not hot.
Looks like any remaining fat Nancy had was blown right off her and on to Ronnie.
Wow, Nancy really didn’t have any boobs. I always thought that was a myth.
Also, is windsurfing a well-known elitist sport? I never really assigned any notions about class or culture to it. It’s just what people do in the Columbia River Gorge.
I don’t think Barry’s campaign will be hurt by pictures of him with no shirt on. And Michelle in a bathing suit? Yes please.
is Ronnie rockin a woodie?
Wow, those guys in Sturgis really did a number on Nancy.
What was that little mantra we were all reciting last week? “Please overlords remove that startling image of anorexia and the fat, Republican Christ figure guy. I know it’s a period in our history etc…” Help me out here.
kellygrrrl: No, that was his post-baby uterus bulge. More crudely known as a ‘gunt’…
New shirtless on the beach Obama pictures! Thanks, Muslim Jesus!
…Nancy Reagan’s breasts are sagging so low that they look like tangerines in a pair of knee high tube socks.
AnnieGetYourFun: Lives near water = elitist.
Why is Charlie Crist in the new American Apparel ad?
KevoTron: That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.
AnnieGetYourFun: Columbia River Gorge
Meaning PDX, I presume. What is more ELITE than that pinko-hipster bastion of Naderism & heroin (plus meth besides, for the bitters in the hinterland)?
Seeing Nancy ‘like that’ recalled an anecdote told to me by the late Jimmy Kirkwood who wrote “Chorus Line”. Apparently Nancy was celebrated in Hollywood for her expertise in giving blow jobs. Jimmy said Nancy’s were the best - and coming from a gay guy, that’s quite an accolade.
I rather like the new American Apparel ad. I just wish his fun wasn’t hidden away.
Right wingers are hot gluing their keyboards to this picture.
Please….must….stop….running….these….old….pictures….of..the Reagans….and Hillary Clinton…must….stop………………………….
I wonder if Ronnie had his pubes dyed as well. Wait, why am I wondering that?
i just want a pic of barry and his racist granny, perhaps one of him helping her out from under a bus or something. seriously though, i hope we get at least one pic of michelle in a bathing suit.
Always knew he had the tits, she had the cock. And he called her Mommy. And we name buildings after the dumb bastard. I’m going to the liquor cabinet now.
And that, my friends, is not swim-suit change we can believe in!
Why is the Gipper wearing his boxers in the water? It’s like they’re in their 1920s bathing suits.
USC just emailed me this, via some alumni e-newsletter thing.
USC Alumni and Decision 2008
In addition to Cindy McCain ‘76, MS ‘78, two other USC alums are involved in the 2008 presidential election: former Georgia Congressional representatives Bob Barr ‘70 and Cynthia McKinney ‘77 are running for president on the Libertarian and Green Party tickets, respectively.
Are we really bragging about that?
ElectricZen: [ slow clapping ]
Between the old pictures of the Reaganauts, the Clintonites and the Cristgays today, everyone will be having Jack Daniels and tequila shots for dinner tonight to get the crazy images out of their brains.
Isn’t it obvious? Ever since those first “beach babe” photos came out, and Barry pretended to be horribly embarrassed of his hot half-nekkid self, he’s been hitting the gym two to three times a day so that when the next set of beach candids comes out, he can look even hotter in them and act even more outraged that everyone is fixating on his hot ass instead of his policies.
this girl is dreamin of Barry on vacation pics…
for that matter, theres no doubt that michelle is gonna show us how to do that voodoo that she does so well…
as far as the pic?…vintage republican porn has never interested me…
I wanna see Michelle’s ass. This isn’t funny or witty, I just want to see that ass.
Let’s hope to god the paps get some new topless shots of Barry. That one photo from last summer has long grown sticky and wrinkled. Give the people what they need!
http://www.extrememortman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/Barack%20Obama%20beach.jpg
AxmxZ: Really? You think he’s that vain?? Me too. I’m looking forward to seeing his new abs and pecs.
Oh no!!! The Hawai’i wind has whipped the melatonin right off Hopey and his Baby Mama….AND her breasts! Still, Barry looks kinda hot in those kewl boxers, what a QT!
The sad fact is that Barry’s elitism is revealed by his very ability to even take a vacation this year. Real Murkins take staycations.
That tears it. If Barry’s caught playing anything more Elitist than stickball, I’m moving to Canadia.
tunamelt: WIN!
AnnieGetYourFun: Don’t know the dates, but she had the breast cancers. Breast cancer is never funny.
Unless, you know, Tony Snow gets it.
The Station Manager: You mean Canuckistan?
tunamelt: what can i say?…i do feel bad for you…
tunamelt: pussy
RuperttheBear: Hadn’t heard that.
josereyes.theroof: The Dalles, I guess. So, yeah. I don’t know, I never think of people who windsurf, or surf, as elitists. Sun-baked potheads, maybe.
AnnieGetYourFun: Quick search says 1987. Of course, there’s a center named after her now.
wheelie: Barry re-defines vain. I’d say there’s a picture of him next to the word in the dictionary, but there isn’t - he decided the dictionary wasn’t high profile enough, and he won’t settle for anything less than the Encyclopedia Britannica.
i hear he’s officiating a gay wedding
AnnieGetYourFun: Like roller blading, the hardest part about wind surfing is telling your parents that your gay.
Somehow, Ronnie looks disturbingly like Moe Howard to me in that photo.
AxmxZ: You do realize that is a done deal, right?
Please, God, no pix of O with an umbrella drink in his hand. Otherwise, Pennsylvania’s a goner.
Jukesgrrl: If anyone can pull off an umbrella drink, it’s Barry. Also, Speedos. Pull ‘em off!
tunamelt: Where’s our resident “tsunami”? Maybe s/he could help.
Mahousu: I don’t really see the resemblance. There’s always a few people in any presidential cabinet who look like the Holy Trinity, though in Ronzo’s case the mannerisms were more like Shemp. Nice way to start off the day, with a photo of this evil old man basking on the beach next to his evil old fellatrix of a wife. I’m so happy I was up in Mendocino the week he cacked, so I was away from all the tv sets blaring away about how the old perjurer ended the cold war and was a grandfather to us all.
Mahousu: Nyuk nyuk!
I like to think it’s cause Barrys is incapable of looking horrendously ridiculous without also looking adorable, however I have been proven wrong in the past.
sleepy: Well, wrinkly and uncool as they are, they still look hotter than Sid and Nancy.