Who loves Hillary! Everyone, of course, and that’s why she held a pretty hilarious & tragic “blog chat” on her Internet today with supporters. Many of these supporters are basically illiterate, which is the “hilarious” part, and yet Hillary answered their questions in ominous ways, which is the “tragic” part.
As you can see, any asshole named “Larry” could ask a question and get approved by Hillary’s web-vetters:
Hey Hillary you are such a great person I went to a rally of yours during the primary in New Hampshire & did some campaigning for you here in albany ny you put a smile on my face every time I saw you whether in person or on tv. You are a strong women don’t give up keep fighting for whats right. I hope our country can take a new step in the right direction once Barack Obama is president. I want to say if he does ask you to be his VP you should and you would make a great vice president Mrs. Clinton:)
God Bless
Larry D.
Albany ny
Hillary was looking at porn while Larry was asking his question, which was really not a question at all but, rather, a shit on the legacy of the keyboard’s inventor. Hillary had to respond to this and had nothing really to say, so we won’t post it.
Next:
Question #12
Hillary, I hope that we will be able to talk with you at the Convention in Denver!
Please consider meeting with us — YOUR supporters!by ginamc at 8/7/2008 12:31:24 PM
Well thanks “ginamc,” that’s a GREAT QUESTION AND A GOOD USE OF EVERYONE’S TIME. You are TRENCHANT. And yet, Hillary copy-pasted the wrong response from her canned response list:
Answer: And, I love Texas! I am looking forward to seeing and talking with as many people as I can during the Convention. I will have a very busy schedule, and I am really looking forward to it. Thank you so much for your continued support.
Texas, did someone mention Texas? “ginamc,” are you a Longhorn, as it were? No, you are not, and Hillary is on Xanax and it’s not March so what the fuck is anyone talking about here.
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And then she typed “I can haz presidentz?” and then the internet exploded.
If Hills was actually looking at porn during the debates, she would have had my vote.
Jim, I hope that we will be able to talk with you at the Convention in Denver!
Please consider meeting with us — YOUR supporters!
by noturevrydaywezl at 8/7/2008 5:03:31 PM
assure,ensure,be sure alliterations make me paranoid. this is code for something.
That picture of Hillary looks like something out of a bad 1950′s movie about a demon child.
My favorite question was this one:
New family in the neighborhood, at first play date, 5-year-old boy threatened to kill at least 3 other children there (all little girls) as well as their mother. Do we say something to the boy’s mom? We don’t know her, she seems so sweet, and it’s a strange welcome to the neighborhood to be hit with this info. Also, she just had a new baby, maybe her son is acting out because of that? What to do? Now the little girls are afraid in their own neighborhood.
Oh wait, that’s Carolyn Hax’s live chat.
[re=54503]carerer[/re]: Hillary’s answer: “I love Texas! Thanks for your support!”
It had to get old, though, when she kept responding, “What is your credit card number?”
Did someone forget to tell Hillary that Denver is not in Texas? Oh, snap…the DNC is trying the old “uh yeah…the convention…it’s in TEXAS…that’s right…it’s totally in Texas” routine while the rest sneak off to Colorado.
I’m not a big fan of corporal punishment, but someone needs to smack these petulant spoiled whiners
help me pay down my campaign debt is sooooo gauche. I don’t even beg my mother like that.
[re=54498]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: She’s always looking at online porn, You wouldn’t believe the times she’s caught Bill, sporting a fake mustache, on chubbylovers.com.
Gee, I should have blogged with the Rod. My question — When Big Bill was tom-catting around, did he ever bring you a case of the clap? ‘Cause it sure looks like he’s trying to give the Dems and Sen. O a big dose. He’s just a gift that keeps on giving. Is it too early to make him ambassador to Asshattistan?
Aw, Hillsie looks so cute there, the bad seed ready to start a new chapter.
“The fireworks begin today.
Each diploma is a lighted match,
each one of you is a fuse.”
Mayor Ed Koch
Will it stop if she becomes Barry’s VP?
she sure does have a purty mouth
I’m all lost in the supermarket,
I can no longer shop happily.
I came in here for a special offer,
Guaranteed rhinoplasty.
She has totally had work done on her schnoz since this pic was taken.
[re=54514]Mr. Herpes[/re]: Hey wait a minute! I gave her $25 and she promised to make ME ambassador to Asshatistan, and I don’t even know where it is!
[re=54517]RaptorAvatar[/re]: No. There will be a coup if that happens, Hillary leading the way with sword in hand.
How much did she charge bitters for the privilege?
Like any good naturalist, Hillary is aware that the only habitat of the wild “ginamc” is in Texas.
Jim, this “shit on the legacy of the keyboard’s inventor” is primo, but where’s the ominous? That she’ll be “very busy” during the convention?
Question #11
Good Morning Senator Clinton:
Thank you for taking time to chat with your supporters. Is there any possibility of your name being placed in nomination for President at the convention? This would at least give your supporters a voice in the choice for the party’s nominee.
by alrd1950 at 8/7/2008 12:07:51 PM
Answer: I know that there have been a lot of questions on this subject. Senator Obama and I share the goal of ensuring that the voices of everyone who participated in this historic process are respected. I want to assure everyone we are working together with Senator Obama’s campaign and the DNC, and I am confident we will have a successful and unified Convention in Denver.
by Senator Clinton
**Notice there was no clear answer as to whether Hillary’s name should be placed in nomination for President.
thank god its almost the weekend, I could really go for a filet mignon and a threesome.
And, I love porn!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Avwfgz7vvq7Rk56ZwBZXS73S7BR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080807142448AAZjQ4l
Stupid
What exactly does “placed in nomination” mean? Does that just mean allowing people to vote for her? I don’t know how they could stop that. People have voted for Archie Bunker at the convention before.
[re=54529]sezme[/re]: just let me take my goddamn nap already. the comment after yours explains. nap.
The Force can be used to control the weak-minded, and Darth Hillary is the master of the Dark Side. The Hilltard Army will demand that her name be “placed in nomination” at the Democratic convention. And when that happens, all hell will break loose! There will be a hostage situation…ahem…”floor fight” of epic proportions. Darth Hillary has foreseen it! If she doesn’t get her way, Hopey’s convention will go DOWN IN FLAMES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
There aren’t words for the loathing I have developed for that woman, Ms. Clinton. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. As if…..
Dear Hillary,
What are you going to say in response to the inevitable McCain campaign advertisement showing you questioning Mr. Obamas Commander in Chief credentials?
Why do you think a person who donated to the McCain campaign in 2000, and then made one donation to your campaign in 2008 started the PUMA group?
Do you and Bill have buttsecs? Together?
yeah! On to Denver!
We need a woman in the house! The white house down the street from me! To bake me cookies!
Wait–is it me, or a momentary flash of insanity, or does Hillary Clinton, dare we suggest it, actually look sort of, kind of, cute in this picture? Is it possible? How old is she here? And why the hell didn’t she run for office then? If she ran then, looking that cute (if it’s not the momentary insanity), she likely would have been president by now, and everyone would have free health care and the Defense Department would be “discontinued.”
[re=54547]Jim Newell[/re]: Fair enough. We’ll wake you up after Pres. H. Clinton’s third term is over.
Wow. Give it a rest, Hilltards. She’s not going to be Prez or VP of anything, other than maybe of a Crispy Creme franchise in Harlem. Go ahead and pay down her debt if you want to, but don’t keep asking stupid questions and begging for attention and love. She’s not your mom. She’d eat your mom if you paid her enough.
oh gawd,…this gives me the that very special version of the mother/daughter creeps…
Sorry, but the photo looks like she just heard the facts of life. From a drunk cheerleader. “You’re kidding. The guy puts his what where?”
[re=54586]anabellum[/re]: meaning its manipulative…right?…
yep, girlfriend is playing on a very low level…
Darn! I tuned in to the wrong blogfest. No wonder Babs looked so different…and drinking so much more healthfully, too. Honey, chili and lemon, but no bourbon or gin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tU40Icq2lg
Is it bad that I find Hillz to be kind of cute in this picture?
Wait. Don’t answer that. I already know the answer.
[re=54577]thefrontpage[/re]: i bet you dug that swimsuit junkie slut, too.
[re=54614]The Station Manager[/re]: Ed Wynn as a young man.
You are the homo for a clown.
I was curious about “ginamc” so I did a Google search. Unfortunately, it quickly gave me the correct answer (HuffPo bitter), but I persevered and came up with this image instead:
http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/4/11/ginamc1/f_6cng8ltm_aaa4e80.jpg
Oh, look at the dreary pic. She makes Carrie look insouciant.
Only her eyebrows look the same. Everything else, nipped, tucked or bleached.
I think Barry should graciously offer her the ambassadorship to Luxembourg, and just be done with it.
[re=54565]madirishman[/re]: Saw the video on Keith Olbermann tonite. She actually looked alarmed at the vociferous Hilltards in her midst. A lot of soothing/placating going on there, it appeared. She certainly wasn’t going to turn her back on them (literally and figuritively). I don’t Hil is so stupid as to attempt a coup—though 400 or so really pissed women may be capable of anything. They could come in handy to goose some stubborn Obamacons to help pony up on the debt, though. Perhaps some of that “walking around” money that wasn’t used…
I never thought I’d live long enough to see a political version of the Bacchae. I f you hear them coming, run!
[re=54753]Wagamuffin[/re]: Never underestimate the narcissism of a politician. You don’t run for President because you think it’s a nice idea. You run for President because you have been CALLED BY GOD! If Obama wins the Presidency, then Hillary is done until 2016. By then, she’ll be 68 and people will be calling her “Grandma”. Her moment is NOW.
I remember Ted Kennedy’s “you should have nominated ME” speech from the 1980 convention. It left Jimmy Carter looking foolish. On the Republican side, I remember Pat Buchanan’s hate-filled “holy war” speech from the 1992 convention. It convinced the evangelicals that George H.W. Bush wasn’t “conservative enough”. They stayed home on Election Day, and we got eight years of Bubba.
There is no depth that Darth Hillary won’t stoop to. She’ll demand a convention speech in prime-time. She’ll say something along the lines of “I have heard the cries of my Hilltardz, so I am re-activating my candidacy!” It’ll electrify the convention and lead to a bruising floor fight. She might not steal the nomination from Obama, but she’ll divide the Democratic party and cripple Obama’s campaign–which would set up HILLARY as the savior in 2012. IT’S ALL ABOUT HILLARY!
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