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HE IS NOT ONE OF US

Let me eat my to-go aluminum pancakes, thanks, assholeFREAK: An important dispatch from the Associated Press: “‘A stack of pancakes to go,’ Obama ordered as he walked from table to table. Not the usual order for fast food. Would he get them in a plastic bag? The pancakes were served to Obama on a plate covered with aluminum foil.” Pancakes to go? Aluminum foil? WHAT AN AWFUL FREAK. [AP]


3:49 PM on Thu August 7 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. Dave J. says at 3:53 pm, August 7th, 2008

    DID HE ORDER THEM WITH TEH ORANGE JUICE?1?!?!?!?!?!???1

  2. masterdebater says at 3:54 pm, August 7th, 2008

    No bacon? Yup, he’s a mooslim alright!

  3. pondscum says at 3:59 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Evidently Jim had a bad experience with foil in his youth…

  4. jagorev says at 3:59 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Someone got paid to write that? I mean, really?

  5. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 4:01 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Thank God all our other problems have been solved so the media can concern itself about Obama’s pancake order.

  6. JimNewell says at 4:05 pm, August 7th, 2008

    pondscum: I done chewed on it this one time.

  7. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 4:07 pm, August 7th, 2008

    So, like, hotcakes from McDonald!? Fucking faggot-loving flaggot.

  8. 4tehlulz says at 4:08 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Jesus Christ, I felt my IQ fall while reading that.

  9. natoslug says at 4:10 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Did he get syrup? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. McCain only uses American Grade A Maple syrup.

  10. WadISay says at 4:12 pm, August 7th, 2008

    You mean he ordered pancakes without saying the pledge of allegiance???!!!

  11. StupidGeek says at 4:14 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Pancakes are the new Hamas waffles.

  12. ColdCupofHope says at 4:17 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Um, this sounds french to me. The American way to eat pancakes is to inject a bread-like substance with “pancake flavor no.3″ and shove in some pork product in there for good measure. Then, and only then, will I vote for you, Barry.

  13. CollegeStudent says at 4:18 pm, August 7th, 2008

    You people are all so naive. The tin foil wasn’t for his panckaes, it’s to smoke his crack on.
    Geez, its so obvious.

  14. Fata Morgana says at 4:23 pm, August 7th, 2008

    ColdCupofHope:

    Agreed. No vote from me until I see Barry with some spam in his mouth.

  15. pondscum says at 4:33 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Jim Newell: Best pet trick ever: foil booties on a cat. If you don’t have a cat, go borrow one. Totally worth it.

  16. pondscum says at 4:34 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Fata Morgana: Damn you! I’ll have that damn spam song in my head the rest of the day. Spam spam, spamity spam!

  17. The Station Manager says at 4:35 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Plate with foil on top? That’s how the Illegal America-Hating Immigrants serve me my Mexican food to go. Obviously, BHO is not a real ‘Merkin citizen.

  18. WIDTAP says at 4:38 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Jim, the tin foil keeps the Alien Overlords from licking the pancakes. The last thing a guy wants is Alien Overloard spittle on his pancakes.

    Also, I assume that is an “elitist pancake” pictured above.

  19. trophy(forparticipation)wife says at 4:38 pm, August 7th, 2008

    He’s a clever one, our Hopey MacGuyver. This must have something to do with his real energy plan.

  20. weirdiowasculpture says at 4:41 pm, August 7th, 2008

    That picture is one of them elitist waffles from Belgium, which is right next to France. Need I say more?

  21. Whiskeybaby says at 4:44 pm, August 7th, 2008

    weirdiowasculpture: How do we know Barry isn’t, in fact, from Belgium?

  22. Wagamuffin says at 4:48 pm, August 7th, 2008

    WIDTAP: Win! Great call. Yes, the foil is easily converted to special antennae that BO can wear to contact the Mother Ship as he plans the invasion. Somewhere, Bill Bixby weeps.

    For glimpse of just what evil inter-galactic empire-ish things await the US citizenry, please see today’s American Apparel ad, upper left-hand corner of this page. In it, Barry’s vice president-erect Borat is seen defiling Britney and Paris.

    Resistance is futile!

  23. trophy(forparticipation)wife says at 4:48 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Whiskeybaby: He does waffle. Ba dam bum!

  24. AnnieGetYourFun says at 4:51 pm, August 7th, 2008

    pondscum: I like painter’s tape on the tail and or paws.

  25. carerer says at 4:51 pm, August 7th, 2008

    He ordered them for show. He’s actually going to eat crepes when he gets home.

  26. Wagamuffin says at 4:53 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Whiskeybaby: weirdiowasculpture: Wait! Belgium? France?? Wasn’t that where the Coneheads were “supposedly” from? And Dan Ackroyd, who played Beldar Conehead is interested in the para-normal and UFO’s and..and…er..that’s it.

    Sorry, lost the train of thought…

  27. CollegeStudent says at 4:57 pm, August 7th, 2008

    weirdiowasculpture: That is can’t be Hopey’s plate. If you look closely, you’ll notice a piece of sausage, PORK sausage, and as masterdebater so aptly pointed out, no Mooslims eat pork.

  28. Wagamuffin says at 5:00 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Did anyone notice that this half-eaten Flemish waffle looks like the continetal United States—sans FLORIDA! Someone call Al Franken!

    To the barricades, mes amis!

  29. WonderWomyn says at 5:05 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Flap-jacks for the flip-flopper. Coincidence? Hummmm.

  30. pondscum says at 5:13 pm, August 7th, 2008

    AnnieGetYourFun: Have you tried a sock over the head? They keep backing up trying to get out.

  31. Beef Supreme says at 5:41 pm, August 7th, 2008

    It was served to him on a plate? Real americans eat out of a bowl, with all their food mashed together. Who the hell eats off a fancy plate, the Prince of France?

  32. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 7:24 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Silly Americans - everyone here in Old Europe knows that “pancake” is Jihadist slang for Thermite (yeah, same stuff used by Cheney to bring down WTC.) Barry got his to go, wrapped in aluminum which is the only element that will keep Thermite stable on a bouncing white van ride through city traffic. Makes perfect sense!

    http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2006/WTC-Jones19mar06.htm

    (Remember “yellow uranium cake”? That’s Jihadist for “waffle”. Mmmmmm good.)

  33. josereyes.theroof says at 7:27 pm, August 7th, 2008

    Dave J.: Elitist British indie-rock!

  34. Just saw this picture and post and haven’t read any of the comments. Ergo, I’m probably not the first to point out that those aren’t pancakes. They’re waffles, like the Belgian ones. O being an elitist, these are probably foreign waffles.

  35. Wagamuffin says at 2:59 am, August 8th, 2008

    Oscar Folsom Cleveland: Yellow Uranium Cakes. Isn’t that what they put in the bottom of urinals?

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