Wonkette
FREAK: An important dispatch from the Associated Press: “‘A stack of pancakes to go,’ Obama ordered as he walked from table to table. Not the usual order for fast food. Would he get them in a plastic bag? The pancakes were served to Obama on a plate covered with aluminum foil.” Pancakes to go? Aluminum foil? WHAT AN AWFUL FREAK. [AP]
HE IS NOT ONE OF US
DID HE ORDER THEM WITH TEH ORANGE JUICE?1?!?!?!?!?!???1
No bacon? Yup, he’s a mooslim alright!
Evidently Jim had a bad experience with foil in his youth…
Someone got paid to write that? I mean, really?
Thank God all our other problems have been solved so the media can concern itself about Obama’s pancake order.
pondscum: I done chewed on it this one time.
So, like, hotcakes from McDonald!? Fucking faggot-loving flaggot.
Jesus Christ, I felt my IQ fall while reading that.
Did he get syrup? There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. McCain only uses American Grade A Maple syrup.
You mean he ordered pancakes without saying the pledge of allegiance???!!!
Pancakes are the new Hamas waffles.
Um, this sounds french to me. The American way to eat pancakes is to inject a bread-like substance with “pancake flavor no.3″ and shove in some pork product in there for good measure. Then, and only then, will I vote for you, Barry.
You people are all so naive. The tin foil wasn’t for his panckaes, it’s to smoke his crack on.
Geez, its so obvious.
ColdCupofHope:
Agreed. No vote from me until I see Barry with some spam in his mouth.
Jim Newell: Best pet trick ever: foil booties on a cat. If you don’t have a cat, go borrow one. Totally worth it.
Fata Morgana: Damn you! I’ll have that damn spam song in my head the rest of the day. Spam spam, spamity spam!
Plate with foil on top? That’s how the Illegal America-Hating Immigrants serve me my Mexican food to go. Obviously, BHO is not a real ‘Merkin citizen.
Jim, the tin foil keeps the Alien Overlords from licking the pancakes. The last thing a guy wants is Alien Overloard spittle on his pancakes.
Also, I assume that is an “elitist pancake” pictured above.
He’s a clever one, our Hopey MacGuyver. This must have something to do with his real energy plan.
That picture is one of them elitist waffles from Belgium, which is right next to France. Need I say more?
weirdiowasculpture: How do we know Barry isn’t, in fact, from Belgium?
WIDTAP: Win! Great call. Yes, the foil is easily converted to special antennae that BO can wear to contact the Mother Ship as he plans the invasion. Somewhere, Bill Bixby weeps.
For glimpse of just what evil inter-galactic empire-ish things await the US citizenry, please see today’s American Apparel ad, upper left-hand corner of this page. In it, Barry’s vice president-erect Borat is seen defiling Britney and Paris.
Resistance is futile!
Whiskeybaby: He does waffle. Ba dam bum!
pondscum: I like painter’s tape on the tail and or paws.
He ordered them for show. He’s actually going to eat crepes when he gets home.
Whiskeybaby: weirdiowasculpture: Wait! Belgium? France?? Wasn’t that where the Coneheads were “supposedly” from? And Dan Ackroyd, who played Beldar Conehead is interested in the para-normal and UFO’s and..and…er..that’s it.
Sorry, lost the train of thought…
weirdiowasculpture: That is can’t be Hopey’s plate. If you look closely, you’ll notice a piece of sausage, PORK sausage, and as masterdebater so aptly pointed out, no Mooslims eat pork.
Did anyone notice that this half-eaten Flemish waffle looks like the continetal United States—sans FLORIDA! Someone call Al Franken!
To the barricades, mes amis!
Flap-jacks for the flip-flopper. Coincidence? Hummmm.
AnnieGetYourFun: Have you tried a sock over the head? They keep backing up trying to get out.
It was served to him on a plate? Real americans eat out of a bowl, with all their food mashed together. Who the hell eats off a fancy plate, the Prince of France?
Silly Americans - everyone here in Old Europe knows that “pancake” is Jihadist slang for Thermite (yeah, same stuff used by Cheney to bring down WTC.) Barry got his to go, wrapped in aluminum which is the only element that will keep Thermite stable on a bouncing white van ride through city traffic. Makes perfect sense!
http://www.mindfully.org/Reform/2006/WTC-Jones19mar06.htm
(Remember “yellow uranium cake”? That’s Jihadist for “waffle”. Mmmmmm good.)
Dave J.: Elitist British indie-rock!
Just saw this picture and post and haven’t read any of the comments. Ergo, I’m probably not the first to point out that those aren’t pancakes. They’re waffles, like the Belgian ones. O being an elitist, these are probably foreign waffles.
Oscar Folsom Cleveland: Yellow Uranium Cakes. Isn’t that what they put in the bottom of urinals?