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The reign of terror continues! Not content to just mow down elderly black Floridian motorists and spread propaganda for John McCain’s arch enemy, the Haunted Devil-Bus has now buried Houston in a blizzard of “campaign supplies.” [KHOU]

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  1. Are we sure McCain’s bus was involved? Did the forensic people find any applesauce jars rolling around on the median strip?

  2. See, this is what happens when you try to run against a Shark-god worshipping secret Muslim. They put black magic voodoo spells on your bus.

  3. For those of you who are noticing for the first time, we’re calling the Stripy Sox Buttsex Threesome to my left “Brittany, Brad, and Jennifer.”

  4. …geez John McCain is really on a rampage! Next thing you know he is going to stab someone to death in the back of the “Straight Talk Express” and decapitate there lifeless corpse.

  5. There are serious issues at stake in this election, and serious differences between the candidates. And we will argue about them, as we should. But it should remain an argument among friends; each of us struggling not to crap our pants, and hold it in; each of us, despite the pressure, focused on clenching, and patiently awaiting the next load of adult diapers from campaign HQ.

  6. I love that this is the first story I come back to on Wonkette today.

    It took authorities several hours to clean up the mess

    ::Snicker, snicker::

  7. Hmmm…some other possible culprits:

    1. George Sr & Barbara–who crap their pants at the thought of Jr.’s legacy
    2. Roger Clements–who wears them to hide injection marks in his buttocks
    3. Any member of the citizenry, who wakes up & realizes: “Oh holy hell, I live in Houston!”

  8. [re=54325]iwillsavethispatient[/re]:
    So true. For a while there a lot of the Walnuts stories seemed to be getting a bit boring, but damn, he really stepped it up in the past day or two with Miss Buffalo Chip, Tire Gauge-gate, “senior” moments on the road, etc.

  9. [re=54315]weirdiowasculpture[/re]: Nurse! I believe I need to be changed!
    [re=54369]Botswana Meat Commission FC[/re]: Not to mention Hiltongate

  10. Is that the Straight Talk Express equivalent of trucker bombs? I mean, is it really THAT urgent that they don’t stop at all between town hall meetings?

    Anyone else imagine a car commercial for electronic stability control featuring one of those improbable, almost-accident situations? Except in this case, you’re not dodging lumber falling off a big rig, but diaper bombs flying off a rampaging mobile command center/retirement castle.

  11. [re=54372]cynbot[/re]: Wait, but then wouldn’t he risk getting plugged up, forcing the crap to start shooting out of his mouth? Oh, wait…

  12. Well, we can certainly tell its a GOP news item: once again, they’re shittin’ on the little guys (and gals, and deer, and bunnies, and varmints by the side of the road)

  13. I suspect that if those “diapers” were examined in a proper laboratory they would be shown to container pods of space lizard eggs, hundreds and hundreds of them. Only the red cloud of the invasion fleet – steered from Earth by “Cindy” McSame from her airborne “private plane” command post – prevents our being completely overrun by hybrid Juan-lizards.

    The Sturgis motorcycle event was only a precursor of more to come. The last thing America wants is for Mrs McSame to start peeling off her fake human skin and exposing that red lizard body underneath!

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