Wonkette
“JEFFERSON CITY — Missouri state Rep. Scott Muschany, R-Frontenac, was indicted today in connection with a reported sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl on May 17, the day after this year’s Legislative session ended.” What, were all the 14-year-old boys already taken by the other celebrating Republican legislators?
According to the 14-year-old girl’s brother, their mother — a state employee — has been fucking Muschany for a couple of years now. In other words, Muschany was working an old college trick: get with the fug roommate and then move on to the hot roommate. Although in this case the fug roommate is an adult woman, and the hot roommate is the adult woman’s 14-year-old daughter, so this is, what’s the word, awful rape induced by alcohol. Just like in college!
Oh and of course: “In 2006, Muschany was a co-sponsor of legislation that toughened sex offender laws.”
State rep charged with assaulting teen [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
Yeah but if you ever saw a picture of the 14 year old girl, you’d swear it was an 18 year old boy. So that makes it OK.
You know, as soon as a legislator introduces “tough new sex offender laws” law enforcement should immediately start an investigation into his activities.
It would just save time all around and maybe a few victims, too.
i hope he made those laws real, real tough.
this kind of asshole is the reason for the saying:
under the jail.
How sad is it when it’s more starling when it’s a girl and not a boy? Seriously, people. This is how low the bar is.
He pulled a Foley. Where’s Chris Hanson when you need him?
And this is why, when elected to public office, all Republicans should be immediately listed on the national registry of sex offenders.
(Tries to think of a joke encomassing the word ‘Frontenac’… fails)
tsunami: Give an asshole enough rope and they will hang themselves.
Since he’s so totally pro family values I say just this once we give him a pass.
Muschany surprised many in political circles by announcing in late May that he was not running again this November. At the time he said he wanted to spend more time with his family.
Seriously, this never gets old.
This is looking ‘penis puppets’ in a hurry. He was a licensed foster parent.
SuperRounder: He’s been staring at a mirror for the last month trying to look very serious.
Some interesting comments on that article.
“i think the woman is looking for attention,because she didnt get what she wanted from him.i think she needs some time behind bars for the aligations.thats pretty bad to have a child to make up lies against u but a mother, she needs serious help.”
The people of Missouri are obviously hard to swindle.
Young schoolgirl, the subject
Of legislator fantasy
He wants her so badly
Knows what he wants to screw
Inside him there’s longing
This girl’s his GF’s girl
Law denies it - but don’t apply to him
This girl is a third his age
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Loose talk in the hallways
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the police station
The accusations fly
Its no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by nabakov
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
His friends are so upset
You know how bad Repubs get
Sometimes its not so easy
To chase little boys
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
At her mom’s place, she’s waiting
He thinks it’s his to take
Dont stand, dont stand so
Dont stand so close to me
weirdiowasculpture: Yeah, I can’t figure out why all the fuss! You would think the republicans would be thrilled to have a guy that fucks the opposite sex, from the way they are always trying to bash the gay folk. I’m thinking if this was in a mens room, he’d have a shot as McCains V.P.
…I found a photo of his new bunk mate in state prison:
http://www.blue22.net/features/adebisi/images/mug_ADEBISI.gif
AnnieGetYourFun: How about: “Muschany must have thought the girl was a boy because he put it in the Frontenac ted like it was in the back.” OK, sorry. Best I could do on short notice.
Please tell me there’s a pic of this guy hugging WALNUTS! somewhere.
So, where can I read the step by step detailed account of exactly what went on?
Christ on a fuckin’ biscuit. If the Republicans could just keep it in their pants, we could end our dependence of foreign supplies of Depo-Provera immediately.
So has anyone else noticed that Purple Butt Girl and Swim Girl have been replaced by the Stripy Sox Boy Sandwich Threesome? Purple Butt Girl still has my undying allegiance.
Dave J.: Yea, especially when the alleged rape happened on May 17th, and he suddenly decides to retire to spend time with his family on May 20th.
Muschany obviously forgot to order the Hawaiian pizza. That’s why he got charged with “deviate sexual intercourse” instead of just plain, ordinary child molestation.
weirdiowasculpture: Yea, the mustach’d guy in the middle freaks me out.
Did someone say where’s Hanson when a legislator needs them?
>>so this is, what’s the word…
Japan?
weirdiowasculpture: You’re lucky. Our alt weekly has an ad featuring Yellow Big Bottomed Barefoot Girl. And it ain’t anything but wrong.
weirdiowasculpture: You lucky people. For some reason I don’t get the AA ads. I only see this really stupid thing about fighting global warming. And the little cartoon ad in the picture is not nearly as heroin-addicted-sexy as the AA models.
polar_bear: Yup. Can’t fool them salt-of-the-earth folks of the Show-me State.
ManchuCandidate: Record contract! Now!
weirdiowasculpture: I really liked swim girl, but she was making it difficult for me to appear to be working or thinking about politics. She was so LONG.
weirdiowasculpture: That was pretty good.
weirdiowasculpture: Your first love stays with you.
polar_bear: Girl on left: happy to be there. Guy in middle: Gay, but trying to play the part. Girl on right: “Oh my god…I can feel his thingy. Are we done yet?”
weirdiowasculpture: I’ve got this freaky animal cruelty ad on the side featuring what looks like sausage being chopped. Basically, it makes me want to go out and get a sausage pizza or something.
I hope that girl’s daddy owns many, many guns and has anger control issues.
The order of the ads seems to change at random, but right now I’ve got the Stripy Sox Buttsex Threesome on top, and then “The Ugly Truth (Uncensored)” (which used to be called “Meet Your Meat”) right underneath it. Awesome juxtaposition, if you ask me. Almost like performance art.
I think we should give names to The Stripy Sox Buttsex Three. I’m thinking Brittany, Brad, and Jennifer, left to right.
weirdiowasculpture: Isn’t that what teh gayz call a “lucky Pierre”?
Speaking of which, I wish this guy everything he so richly deserves when he joins the general population in the Missouri big house.
Adebisi indeed!!!
Another one for the (sizeable!) list of Republican Pedophiles!
It’s all an honest mistake. He could have sworn she was 16.
Hey, that’s less Mark Foley than it is Humbert Humbert (down to shtupping the mother to get to the daughter)
Bill Clinton is jealous as fuck!
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/yahoolatestnews/stories/080708dntexcheerleaders.1d70ab35.html?npc
“I put on my elevator repairman’s uniform that morning, just as I had hundreds of times before. Little did I know the bounty today had in store for me.”
…and so beings Muschany’s latest letter to Penthouse Forum…
“I plead insanity your honor. I was crazy about her!”
I think he’s a closet Dem.
Quacker: Unless the kid is a boy trapped in a girls body, which would make the whole affair understandable.
weirdiowasculpture: I have that, too! I also had a Cindy McCain is a drug dealer ad and then rid yourself of stress with squeezable Obama and McCain toys ad. (the Obama one is not even close–it is “use a generic black man because who will know the difference they all look the same” level stuff)
yawn…
Do we have a proper name for this month yet. If not, I suggest AugLust
I approve of the American Apparel ad. Much better than the sad looking girl in the funereal swim suit.
It’s the classic bait-and-switch approach, although in this case it’s jailbait! And as the old rule of thumb goes: 15 will get you 20. So I guess we’ll see ya’ in another life, brutha.
Will Bobby Jindal be Scott Muschany’s Jesse Jackson? Stay tuned.
AngryBlakGuy: that ain’t no 14 year old girl!
weirdiowasculpture: thank god that junkie slut is gone
Another case of sloppy journalism. The reporter left out the address of the mother’s trailer. And that photo of Rep. Perp is priceless. Looks like he’s steeling himself for the cavity search. And I’m so relieved he took off his American flag lapel pin for the “rapist mug shot.” And Mom got to witness Mr. Lawmaker putting the wood to her daughter? Far out. If the dipshit survives jail, he can make a fortune with a “While Mom Watches…” Web site.
Why was 42 year old Scott Muchany charged with only a Class C felony? Why was he not charged with rape? It seems that the man is getting preferential treatment. Perhaps he has friends in the prosecutors’ office.
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tsunami: The wierd thing is that the law he co-sponsored - HB 1236 - made it a Class B felony for anyone over the age of 30 to have sex with a minor - that’s “consentual” sex. 42 year old Muschany is alledged to have had “forcible” sex with a 14 year old girl, but is only charged with one count of a Class C felony. Something’s seems to be rotten in Frontenac.
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queeraselvis v 2.0: He should have been charged with rape.
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So he’s had the hots for this girl since she was, like, 12? Wow. He really puts the “retard” in Republican, huh?
This is what happens when the Republicrats are left the keys to a dark and silent Capitol…legislators can’t see or hear without the help of their staff, things get confused and girls are raped instead of boys.
The good news is that Newt will announce on Friday that the GOP is broadening its base and diversifying.
For those who need specifics, here’s Section 566.010, paragraph (1) of the Missouri criminal code:
“Deviate sexual intercourse” means any act involving the genitals of one person and the mouth, tongue, or anus of another person or a sexual act involving the penetration, however slight, of the male or female sex organ or the anus by a finger, instrument or object done for the purpose of arousing or gratifying the sexual desire of any person.
You’re welcome to play mix and match here. I’m guessing “finger” and “female sex organ,” but then my deviance is kind of vanilla.
[The] reported sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl on May 17, the day after this year’s Legislative session ended.” What, were all the 14-year-old boys already taken by the other celebrating Republican legislators?
Jim, you answered your own question. The assault took place a day after the legislative session answered. Let’s face it, with a ton of Republicans located in one place for months, what few boys that were located within 100 miles that could still bend over were spoken for. He had to chose the next best thing.
Juice-IL: Yes to AugLust!
Heck - why couldnt he just do what chef did and go off and join the “Super Adventure Club” like regular people, or become a catholic priest?
Having sex in jail won’t be quite so much fun for this sick perv