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Here’s a hilarious new ad from Tennessee Democratic House candidate Nikki Tinker, which is the latest in her long history of comical antisemitism against Rep. Steve Cohen, a J-O-O. She tells him to get out of “OUR churches,” where he campaigns. Ha ha, she asks, “WHO IS THE REAL STEVE COHEN ANYWAY?” This is so awesome. Oh, and they have their Democratic primary tomorrow! Who will win, the black or the Jew? Ugh, what an awful choice to have to make. [YouTube]
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What did that poor Jew ever do to you, Tinker?
I’d do her.
That dumb, ignorant, backwards-thinking heifer.
Is this the same chick who was having a shitfit because Cohen put forward the whole “Apology for Slavery” thing claiming he was just doing it for votes?
Way to hit the high road with the comeback…
She needs to go down, HARD.
In retaliation, Church of God has shown Jesus the door. Gotta raise funds for the ‘lection, and JC went and threw out the money-changers! Jus’ plumb threw ‘em out.
Tapping his feet, hmm??????
And who the fuck was doing the voiceover? Wanda Sykes?
Her people are worse than McCain’s people… and that’s saying something.
The only solution is obvious: Cohen and Tinker need to mate. Their child Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is a shoo-in for the presidency in 2044.
Jesus. What a fucking heeb he was!
Nikki Tinker? LOL! Tinker? Hahahaha. Nikki Tinker cares about the keeeeeeds.
But seriously, she needs to lay off the blow dryer. Looks like she was caught in a wind tunnel. Also, Church crazy is church crazy black or white.
The level of logic failure is amazing.
Church does not equal School.
She fails on such a basic level. Just the fact that she thought this would be a good argument against her opponent is unbelieveable.
I’d hit it. But only for the grudge-lovin’.
Oh I meant, Nikki. Because I vote blue.
“I believe that children emulate what they see everyday. Our children need to see me and other leaders of our community on their way to and from school. They need to know that we support them and that we have become successful not through professional sports, through rap music, nor through illegal activity.”
Nikki Taylor
NoWireHangers: Yes, when she says her name at the end, it’s to laugh.
Nikki Tinker Nikki Tinker Nikki Tinker.
You could use it as an all-purpose way to create a distraction:
–”Did you unload the dishwasher like I told you?”
–”Nikki Tinker!”
–”Hah hah hah.. Now what was I saying?”
Dear Lord. I beseech you to please allow me
to vote for an athiest before I die.
AMEN
I just visited her site and it seems like she is/was a very well-intentioned person who really does/did want to make a positive mark on her community.
It’s a shame that her blind desperation to win has made her conduct herself in such a manner.
(Also, I’m looking for a message board I can start a flamewar in a la BarackBook. Will update you guys when I find it.)
Tennessee? You don’t say. So she’d be considered a bible-thumping conservative in the Northeast / places with an average IQ about 38.
Any self-respecting consultant would take his picture and photoshop it to make the nose bigger, add a beard and ringlets, and put a black homburg on his head.
Wait, this is the same person who put out an ad accusing Jewish Cohen of being down with the KKK.
She’s a moron.
BAM: http://www.tinkerforcongress.com/go/tinker-time/
Her campaign makes baby Jesus cry. Or would if it weren’t the fact Cohen doesn’t believe in Jesus so I guess the expression would be “this campaign makes baby Moses cry.”
Fuck Jesus
This bitch is a Republican mole..
Look, I will only vote for Jew if he is a black muslim with a crazy christian preacher.
Oh, and Nikki, Lar Ulrich just called, he wants the begining of “Sandman” back.
Lars.
I quess I was a little flustered after having just spoken to a memember of Metallica.
You have to admit though:
THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE RACE CARD
Go hard or go home. Word up, sister. And while you’re at it, say something about his mother. And her breath. And how it stink.
twowheeljunkie: Yes. The reins of power, such as they are, are too important to be held by believers in invisible supermen.
I too have just checked out Nikki Tinker’s website.
Every second sentence out of her mouth relates to a biblical passage (some people cannot afford decent script writers, I guess).
Her campaign slogan should read: Nikki Tinker: Holier Than Thou
Tinker. Tinker…isn’t that a Jewish name?
What is the deal with having a “Kid’s Corner” on a political website? They all have them, even Larry Craig, even Tinker Belle or whatever her name is.
Let me explain-
Dear Senator/Representative/Candidate:
Kids do not vote by law. When they are old enough to vote, you will be dead or senile. Spend your money on something useful.
Thanks for your time!
Wait, the ad is about prayer in schools and the little girl does “Now I lay me down to sleep?”
Look, Suzie, I know you think Ms. Anderson’s math class is “uber-boring,” but this is just not appropriate!
Also, I just want to take a second to attack Emily’s List for this one. The basic premise is that Emily’s List will endorse ANY (1) Pro-choice (2) Woman candidate for office.
In general, one would think that this race-baiting, Anti-Semetic woman would not be the type of person a national org would want to be associated with. But they endorsed her. Why?
This is the retardation of identity politics. Just like one shouldn’t vote according to their skin color, one shouldn’t base their vote on gender. And if an individual does, that’s their business. But this is a national political organization. Do they not pay attention or do they just rubber stamp a chick just because she checked the right box on the application?
…she gets a little slack for being anti semitic since she is cute.
The Real JR Revisted: https://emilyslist.org/support/candidates/?tracking_code=WLCACTNZ
Be thankful she didn’t go with her original ad concept: “Adolf Hitler failed to kill Steve Cohen’s grandparents. Why didn’t they die like the rest of European Jewry? Do you really want an unkillable Jew warlock for a congressman? How ’bout a crazy ass, but still fuckable, sista instead? Nikkki Tinker for Congress: Slavery > Holocaust.
Let me get this straight: Nikki Tinker is saying that everyone who goes to church wants prayer in schools? So why does she want me to start hating people who go to church? Tolerating churchgoers isn’t too hard, as long as they don’t try to turn my kids into state-funded praying machines.
Why are you trying to get us to hate churchgoers, Nikki Tinker? And why are you using a Jew to spark tensions? I realize that’s a proven tactic, but still, it’s in such poor taste.
Uncle Al: hahahahahaha!
Hey, Nikki Tinker: There’s a museum in Washington, D.C. that you should visit called The Holocaust Museum. Also, there’s still thousands of people, today, in 2008, who are what we called Holocaust survivors–people who survived concentration, labor and death camps in Nazi Germany, who you should sit down and talk to. And, additionally, there’s these groups who you need to meet with immediately, before you do or say anything else: the American Civil Liberties Union, B’nai B’rith, Hadassah, The National Council of Jewish Women, the Rabbinical League, and your state’s Ethics Commission.
After you attend the Holocaust Museum and meet with all of these fine people, shut the hell up.
The Real JR Revisted: Yeah, it stink, but does it stink of catfish?
AxmxZ: It resembles Essence de Buffalo Chip.
twowheeljunkie: Vote Obama. Dude’s clearly Nietzschean through and through.
thefrontpage: I’m reminded of a scene from a very old episode of “Mod Squad”. A black character growls, “I never seen no Jews in the ghetto.” An old Jewish man laughs bitterly. The black guy says, “What you laughin’ at?” The Jewish guy says, “You! ‘Ghetto.’ Who do you think INVENTED the word?”
madirishman: Um, the Italians. Seriously.
madirishman: How do two Rabbis say hi to each other in the Ghetto?
Challah.
Fuck Nikki Tinker. Everyone on my side of the state is too busy helping the TVUUC (even the bible-bangers) to care about some guy having the balls to refute prayer in schools- how is this skank a democrat?
@The Real JR Revisited: Agree on all points. Oh, and its her voice in the video. She should be ashamed of herself. This type of shit makes me so angry. She needs a public shaming and a history lesson. It is beyond disgusting that she would try to drum up antisemitism for votes. Black people be warned!!!! Do not vote for this woman.
Goddam U toob link doesn’t work any more, which just proves the Jewish conspiracy is alive and well.
You know who else didn’t like Jews?
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Anyone got a new link to the video? Original one no longer works.
That bitch can rot in hell. She’s a protegé of the nastier bits of the Ford family.
Steve Cohen is the coolest motherfucker in the US Congress by a country mile. He also labored for years to make our fair state safe for imported beer on tap.
For that alone, he deserves canonization, despite that fact that he doesn’t love Jeebus. Hallelujah!
STEVE COHEN FOR PRESIDENT!