Wonkette
This is the debut advertisement for a new initiative called DrugDealerCindy.com, launched by a bunch of marijuana cigarette addicts at the group S.A.F.E.R., “Safer Alternative For Enjoyable Recreation.” Ha ha, the first word in your title is also the acronym itself.
They are charging Buffalo Chip Trollop Cindy with hypocrisy for running a company that distributes alcohol, a drug more harmful than the marijuana which she condemns, and offering a $420 reward (oh we get it ha) for her scalp. We’re all for this, certainly. Now watch the frogs sing like they did in those ads 10 years ago that we hated.
[Drug Dealer Cindy via Raw Story]
I smoked a lot of pot growing up and there is nothing wrong with msoking top. It me made me more aware of…ummmm…what waz I saiding bro?
Now the terrorist Obama wants to take away our beer.
If Bama gets in, hopefully he will send Cindy to Guantanamo for her crimes, instead of Bin Laden.
Wait, so the acronym is like an endless wormhole that always contains itself. Whoa. Dude.
‘ere.
That commercial was retarded and looks like it was done by a stupid pothead.
There. I said it. Now back to that pipe of mine for some REAL creativity.
I’m a beer snob so I’m completely against this anti-beer propaganda. Seriously. Buncha’ potheads. I’ll take a Chimay and Anchor Steam any day.
…she already broke the number one rule of selling drugs “Never get high on your own supply”!
$420? Hell, McCain let the bikers have her for free!
A better acronym for these morans would read:
Smoke Another Fat Enjoyable Reefer.
I wonder how long it would take John to remarry?
S.A.F.E.R.: Stupid Acronyms For Everlasting Retards.
I’d rather have Cindy McCain selling me drugs than some douche named Trip with white boy dreadlocks who listens to Phish. Weed is way more expensive than beer and a lot less fun.
Also did everyone catch the “Wanted $420″? Oh S.A.F.E.R you are so subtle and hilarious!
Dude, really? A $420 reward, that’s it?
That’s like maybe an ounce of the real sticky-icky, and what like 17 valiums? Neither Cindy nor I could last more than a week on the reward.
Beer is a means to an end. Wine, however, is God’s gift to Noah.
ronaldpagan: Wait, you know Trip too?
I’m still trying to get a grip on Buffalo Chips vis a vis Truck Nutz.
I thought Cindy was opposed to pot because she’s already moved on to teh crack. Or was that the black guy? This election is getting really complicated.
Smoke A Fatty Every Recess!!
So do we have to choose between beer and weed? Because that’s just unfair.
Sturgis Assholes Fuck Elderly Republicans!!
Pickles smoked so much weed that she killed her boyfriend. Just goes to show how dangerous that stuff can be.
Stoned Americans For Early Retirement!!
Santorum’s Antics Fuck Everyone Repeatedly
CollegeStudent: Hell yeah I know Trip! But now I’ve graduated to crack, which I buy from this homosexual mixed-race guy who goes by Barry O’Muslim.
Senile Arizonan Fondles Expectant Rectum!!
All in all, I’d say the afternoon totally belonged to Cindy.
shortsshortsshorts: It’s nice to know there’s at least one other person out there fighting as valiantly as I am to avoid accomplishing anything useful today.
Sell Anhauser For Excellent Reefer
Senator Ardently Fakes Ethical Record
I don’t know. As much as I hate when ‘pubs attack Obama for being a terrorist/muslim/anti-christ or Michelle for being the anti-patriot, I realize attacking Lady McCain for her past addiction is just as bad (if not worse because it’s true). I’m sorry if this is out of line - but how can we expect good people to run for office if all we do is tear them and their family down?
But more to the point: hippies suck and should stfu.
How is Budweiser similar to making love in a canoe?
They’re both fucking close to water.
The Station Manager: “… our country should not punish adults for simply making the rational, SAFER choice to use marijuana instead of alcohol for relaxation and recreation.”
Linear thinking gets you nowhere in the relaxation game friends. If you can’t be irresponsible enough to smoke pot AND drink alcohol while you wait for the acid to kick in then you are not a professional. And Cindy is a professional.
Beer4Prez: Cindy stole drugs from a children’s charity and was a doctor shopper, those are felonies, she wasn’t tried, the end.
Seriousness for a moment: I think I speak for all weedies when I say please do not judge us or the validity of our favorite shrub based on the actions of overt idiots. KThanxbye.
But sweet freaking Jesus that video was moronic. To restate the painfully obvious.
Beer4Prez: yea, but Cindy managed to ruin two peoples lives trying to cover her addiction and crimes.
One doctor lost his license, an employee lost his job for cooperating with the Feds and had his reputation ruined by a McCain lawsuit. Then the freakin’ charity closed down so they did not help anyone anymore. The end.
gurukalehuru: True! except Bud gives me a headache & sex seems to cure them. this is not a controlled study by any means. Cindy sells very bad beer.
as someone who thinks pot should be legalized, but not a user myself, i have to say: don’t let these guys make any more ads. It only hurts the cause.
also, wheres the cry for shroom legalization? its by every count more fun, and even less harmful than smoking pot.
What about that intern who got booted out the back door for copying recipes? Huh?
Jim Newell: You say that like it’s a bad thing.
contentsunderpressure: I’m a professional!
capt. tim: FUCK. YES.
Pimped out by husband…hunted by pot heads…If this woman doesn’t deserve her own Lifetime Television for Victims movie than nobody does!
Jim Newell sati demise: meh, fair. But the nature of the attacks is still generally misplaced. Attack her for the felonies committed and the lives ruined; I haven’t heard much snark wasted on those facts. I guess it’s easier for the hippie/randos to call her a frigid billionaire pill-popper drug-dealer and move on.
I am blind from the stupid.
weirdiowasculpture: Sometimes Altruism Favorites Erroneous Repartee’s
capt. tim: At a nice dinner party sometime you should propose that we win the war in Afghanistan by legalizing opium and buying the entire crop directly from the Afghan farmers, providing direct aid and undercutting the Taliban simultaneously. It’s loads of fun. I was only looking at faces, but I would swear that some peoples’ balls retracted into the abdomens.
why can’t we all just get along?
SayItWithWookies: we could make some nice bio fuels out of the opium crop.
Problem solved!
SayItWithWookies: their abdomens. Dammit.
sati demise: No, we sell it to the junkies at vastly discounted prices. That way, they get off the hard stuff onto something legal and clean. Since opium is smokable, they don’t have to use needles, which cuts down on needle-transmitted diseases. Since it’s affordable, junkies can hold jobs instead of spending all their time trying to steal and fence your CD player. It’s a completely logical and sensible idea, and nobody will ever go for it.
when did pot heads start voting?
The correct answer is: “bourbon.”