Wonkette
Here’s an official Buffalo Chip poster advertising that thing John McCain went to yesterday with the Bitters. His name is hidden somewhere on this poster. And look at Cindy there in her cunt outfit, just cold tamin’ the buffalo.
WTFGATE
ZZ Top? The Guess Who?
Jesus Christ, isn’t this 2008?
Foghat. Of course.
OH FUCK YA.
Seriously, I don’t know anything about motorcycles, and when I heard McCain was going to Sturgis I knew it would turn into a PR disaster. Who are these morons running his campaign?
How sad is it when Kellie Pickler gets her name bigger than you on the poster. I wonder if Kid Rock wore his American flag poncho to this event.
I feel like the radio announcement of this festival of suckitude should have featured the guy who does the voice over for the monster truck pulls: Do YOU like MUSIC that BLOWS??!!?!!!
Miller Lite? Well, Cindy Budweiser never would have stood a chance.
Blind Melon, Puddle of Mudd, Staind…his name is on there several times…
Now I see the reason for that “Celebrities” ad. McCain is upset about getting second billing to Kellie Pickler.
Too bad the poster didn’t label him a “Celebrity Guest.”
Yikes, lower billing than Kellie Pickler? No wonder he’s so jealous of the biggest celebrity in the world.
Free Bird!
SystemError: Ba to the baw te bang te bang boogie woogie *untelligible* *untelligible* te upsta te boogie
“Yo tengo KEEEEEEEEED ROCK”
SweetTea&: Hmph, I was way too slow on that observation.
Not a cougar.
It’s a proud day for America when John McCain can share poster space with Women’s Oil Wrestling.
Blind Melon?!! Isn’t the dude dead?
Who’d pass up a Foghat parody? Not I…
She’s an Old Ride, take it easy
She’s an Old Ride, take it easy
She’s an Old Ride, take it easy
We’re in the mood
The Oxy is totes
Drill for the “freedom”
He’ll sell her for more votes
Oooh Old ride
Oooh
Old ride, take it easy
Old ride, take it easy
Slow down, go down, got to get your pander’ one more time
Hold her, roll her, old rid geezer woman you’re so fine
Woo!
We’re in the mood
The Oxy is totes
Drill for the “freedom”
He’ll sell her for more votes
Oooh
Old ride, take it easy
she should shave down there.
Considering Kid Rock has written such songs as Cadillac P***y and Fuck You Blind, I’m eagerly awaiting McCain’s denouncement of Kid Rock’s sexist lyrics. Or calls from Bill O’Reilly to do so.
Which should happen any minute now….
magic titty:
Or at least comb it…
Now that’s an impressive lineup of talent. No wonder WALNUTS! wanted to be there to bask in the buzz.
Jobbotch: Yeah, WTF? And 3 Doors Down? They’re gonna get their ass kicked.
So that’s what 3 Doors Down have been up to!
“Riders brave the famous titty alley where anything goes on the back of a bike. Lots of girls who would never show anyone are coaxed into a rather full showing by the appreciative crowd. Rolling armchairs to motorized bathtubs complete a parade not likely to reach Main Street anytime soon.”
“The all-naked Miss Buffalo Chips Contest draws some amateurs and some pros for a contest that everyone needs to be at. See one of the most dramatic scene stealers we have ever witnessed as Heidi blows away the crowd with her energy and style. And then, there was a goat on stage during the finals. Really! You’ve got to see it to understand.”
What a country!
and just who is this “crazy george” of whom they speak?
The American Apparel girl seems to have more personality.
Jobbotch: I met their guitarist in a bar last month. He was all “the new guy sounds just like the old guy.” sigh. rock is dead and disco’s about to make a big come back.
El Bombastico: It’s a very bipolar lineup.
I was in Sturgis, Michigan once. It’s probably the most depressing town I’ve ever been to. The one in South Dakota sounds worse, though. However, if I were going to go, I’d inoculate myself by listening to my old Kansas records first. I don’t have any Alice Cooper. And I gave away my ZZ Top—no regrets there.
Foghat - can’t remember a single song
The Guess Who - most famous song about drugs (’bag of goodies and a bottle of wine…’
Alice Cooper - most famous song about a bitch in a fridge (appropriate)
Kid Rock - some song about some cowboy
Lynard Skynard - most members are thankfully dead (appropriate), most famous song about racist Alabama
3 Doors Down - not my generation; anybody?
ZZ Top - most famous song about A) legs or B) cheap sunglasses. THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
Staind - not my generation.
That image is very disturbing. I wish you’d have chosen something else. I realize that it’s a shameful part of American history that we should never forget, but it’s too much.
KevoTron: Disco? Nah. The new sound is going to be calypso bluegrass. Remember: you heard it here first.
econdave: Seriously. McCain must have the worst advance team in the history of presidential campaigns.
Foghat, The Guess Who, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ZZ Top … I aged twenty years just reading that lineup.
During the Rally, reporters asked bikers and vets whey they were voting for McCain, and most said they didn’t like the guy, they just thought Obama was a Commie who’d spend all their money. Ah, America. Gotta love the uneducated voters.
SuperRounder: …blowsblowsblowslowslowslowsowsowsowssssss?
Theory of a Deadman? Clearly a forward-thinking McCain tribute band.
What the fuck is a “Kellie Pickler?”
ZZ Top will always rock, y’all. Saw them twice last summer. And those old Texas rocker hippies really do have the best weed.
*humming Blue Jean Blues*
Can you imagine if Hopey attended a “Monsters of Rap” or some bullshit thing like that? The nutjobs would muster up so much fiegned outrage..and he’d be forced to “explain” it…
Hm, is that a bison between her legs, or are we looking at the MOST PROMINENT PUBIC DEFENDER EVER?
apparently every other band was busy doing…anything else.
I think they should invite the entire Buffalo Chip lineup and the bimbo on the buffalo to the GOP convention in Minneapolis. I just want to see the reaction of the Jesus crowd when John and Cindy introduce their new friends. I want Cindy to wear hear “Miss Buffalo Chip” banner and flash her tits on TV. Now, that’s some change I can believe in.
Me thinks the mob doth protest too much. Deep down, ya’ll want to tbere there when Miss Cindy chucks her wet t-shirt and starts serving vodka shots out of her cooch. Man, any candidate whose babe will pull the train for the whole bar has got my vote. At least for the night.
Aaah. I didn’t even see the “Women’s Oil Wrestling” in small type. This is the most shocking campaign event since Walter Mondale’s controversial “Foxy Boxing” appearance in Panama City, FL.
I’d let her ride my buffalo.
freakishlystrong: We need to all start mustering! I’m SOOO OUTRAGED BY THIS! AAHHHH! OUTRAGED1 OUTRAGED.
(You know like that. All over the place.)
I want McCain to explain this. EXPLAIN IT!
Ah!
*head explodes*
That list of entertainers….ALL on David Duke’s Ipod.
The same Kellie Pickler who thought that Europe was a country, was totally unfamiliar with Budapest, and thought Iraq and Pakistan share a border?
Oh, wait…
freakishlystrong: Went to “Rock the Bells” last weekend and NAS said to the crowd, Fuck Sharpton and Jesse Jackson. I know you and I can speak for you.
Blind Melon? WTF???? Isn’t that the band that made that video of the little girl in the bee outfit? I’m almost sure the lead singer for that band died of an overdose like nine years ago. Lynyrd Skynyrd lost most of the band in a plane crash sometime in the late 70’s. I’m also nearly certain that Foghat’s drummer died a while back too. Is this a concert or a wake? Can’t they find any bands who’s members are still actually alive? Are they that drunk or high at Sturgis that they don’t notice most of the bands are in fact dead? I’m so going here next year. My drugs barely dull the pain of my meager existence, I gotta get me some of whatever they got.
ManchuCandidate: seriously. something.
Hey, just realized BTO of “Taking Care of Business” fame wasn’t on the list. It’s sad if THEY were too busy to play at this drunken-white men can’t dance lollapolooza.
WonderWomyn: trophy(forparticipation)wife: Yeah that..can you imagine the riechwingers glomming on to that? It would last for weeks! I wanna see Mika and Joe, (and their ilk), tommorrow take the old bastid to task, and you know what? I won’t…and that infuriates me…
see, Rick Santorum said this would happen.
This reminded me of Spinal Tap where they get second billing to the puppet show.
He might have had a bigger type size and placement if he went by WALNUTZ!
I’ve never been to Sturgis, but I’m fairly sure Buffalo Chip is actually a campground. Gaaah. You can’t get much more white trash than that.
Terry McAuliffe? Is that you?
KevoTron: ah yes, the Blind Melon brand, too powerful to just let die.
I have the feeling Kellie Pickler has better security than McCain. Ice cream for freaks.
Saddle bags = cyclenutz
pdiddycornchips: Foghat’s drummer is still alive, but the others are all dead or long since quit. And I aged another ten years thinking about that.
Kellie Pickler: http://nwanews.com/blogs/tunedin/files/2007/09/kellie-pickler.jpg
Say what you want about McCain, but dude’s got a type.
The older the berry, the sweeter the juice!
I’d hit it. And the girl on top is also cute.
So I am guessing that the vets have forgiven Kid Rock for the halftime show controversy at Super Bowl XXXVIII when he wore that flag as a cape?
Lots of these comments seem to make the amazing assumption that Walnutz would have wanted better billing; he was trying to sneak through, it seems to me — striking the glancing blow and preaching the minimum to the converted. Ever since Reagan had a beer at the Billy Goat in Chicago, GOP snobs have been trying this stunt. “I could be one of the guys, if I weren’t so terminally important.” Didn’t Erwin Rommel invent this shtick?
Alice freakin’ Cooper.
How low these 2 Arizona boys have fallen.
Between the tire gauges, the “Celeb” ad featuring beauty shots of Britney Spears and an appearance at this little piece of awesome, I’ve come to the conclusion that John McCain’s campaign is being run by a bunch of 19 year-old frat boys.
Wow, could they have tried to get a more craptastic lineup? Were Uriah Heep, Kansas, and Jackyl not available? I also like that two of the bands intentionally spell their names wrong (Puddle of Mudd and Staind), two have dead lead singers (Skynyrd and Blind Melon) and one is Canadian (The Guess Who.) Then again, the bitters don’t want people getting high fallutin’ about their spelling, that’s a sure sign of arugula-eating elitism.
El Bombastico: You think that’s bad, in the late 90’s WCW Hog/Road Wild was held at Sturgis.
I have no idea how Rey Misterio Jr. survived all four years.
OOOOoooooohhhhhhhh:
Buffalo gal won’t you come out tonight
Come out tonight, come out tonight
Buffalo gal won’t you come out tonight
And dance by the light of the moon!!
you cunt.
If there’s a woman who can really ride an old buffalo, it’s Cindy McCain.
freakishlystrong: Somebody who will pickle your Kellie, I betcha.
What this thread needs is some Ruby Keeler.
I’ll go home and get my panties,
You go home and get your scanties,
And away we’ll go.
Mm mm mm…
Off we’re gonna shuffle,
Shuffle off to Buffalo!
I agree, pdiddycornchips! Blind Mellon IS a theory of a deadman.
I’m sorry if this has already been posted, but it seemed like such a synergy of themes:
http://www.trucknutz.com/bikerballz/default.asp
The Guess Who? Theory Of A Dead Man? Finger 11? What’s with all the Canadian content?
Jamacain doesn’t want the foreign oil, but will take these foreign greaseballs so long’s they draw him a big crowd?
Shit, he coulda/shoulda held out for Steppenwolf. At least those Canadians know a thing or two about choppers and the “sound of freedom” that they make.
Vroom-vroom, Jamacain! Keep on rockin’ in the Free Trailer Park!
Hot damn. Women’s Oil Wrestling! The Hawaiin Tropic Girls! Miss Buffalo Chip! http://images.hotbikeweb.com/events/0709_hbkp_03_s+sturgis_calendar+woman.jpg Oh yeah,and what’s his name. You know, the old dude.
where is mehgan in all this is she doin her bloggette thing or did she get pimped off?
or is she mad at daddy for making fun of her aspirational friend/idol Paris?
populucious: I think Women’s Oil Wrestling got biggerfont than McCain, actually (or maybe that’s just the all caps talking, it’s hard to say.) Either way, that’s twice he got outclassed on that poster–three times if you count the buffalo.
Larry McAwful: Barbershop quartets. I have it on the highest authority.
Next time Kid Rock opens for McCain!
Hey, for real: If you haven’t been to Sturgis, well, you literally don’t know what you’re missing. Literally tens of thousands of people go every year, and it’s hugely popular, well-attended–and fun as hell. It’s respected by riders nationwide, and the people there are great. And it’s everyone, so you can’t blindly stereotype: white, black, young, old, Democrat, Republican, rich, middle-class, lower-income, country, urban, suburban, whatever. It’s just a rock and roll, party and motorcylces gathering, and well, it’s a lot of fun. Lynynd Skynyrd, for those who aren’t fans, has been back together now since 1987–for 21 years. Foghat never broke up, and is actually pretty fun in concert. ZZ Top is literally one of the longest-lasting bands with continuous performing with the same line-up in the United States, and they kick butt in concert. Alice Cooper has never retired. And Three Doors Down and Puddle of Mudd and Kid Rock are more recent, modern rock bands. What, pray tell, is wrong with any of that?! And, for the record, there’s scores of beautiful women at Sturgis. Here’s a very real recommendation: if you ride, go to this next year. You’ll have a blast, and you’ll make some new friends. It’s really a fun time.
Mahousu:
You could be right. Is he at least sick? Maybe a case of shingles? Malaria? Hep C?
thefrontpage: John, you’re not fooling anyone with that “The Front Page” moniker. But who logged you onto the interTubes? Cindy? That skank you call a daughter?
And when you talk about motorcycles: How do you push that Fred Flintstone “Bobtail” you saved from the Wild Days of Your Youth . . . you know, back at the Dawn of Paleozoic Era?
Since George H.W. Bush taking South Central youth fly-fishing wasn’t awkward enough…
Sleepy: “Crazy George” on the bill might be the madcap cheerleadtard actually named Krazy George. Or could be Bush 41!! [Bush 43 is over in China for the oil limp dicks.]
did cindy win the oil wrestling match?
pdiddycornchips: I just checked Wikipedia. Roger Earl is 62 years old and wears a hearing aid. He kindly requests you get the hell off his lawn.
When Sturgis isn’t overrun with bikers, it’s home to this sacred place:
http://www.manataka.org/page278.html
Marcia Brady, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bring on the Pickle Licking! Wash ‘em down with a Super Tuber, crank that gag reflex up to 11!
Mr Blifil:
Buffalo Gags, won’t you come out tonight
Lick pickles by the light of the moon.
Darehead: Thanks for posting. That was worth reading. Outrage, really…
Cindy nicknamed the buffalo “Ducky.”
Jus’ saying.
regisgoat: Thanks for reading. Sometimes ya gotta sneak some see-wee-us stuff in. And it IS OT!
McCain fits in perfectly with the Harley subculture. Every weekend motorcyclists have to put up with these ignorant white trash assholes puttering around on good mountain roads, going incredibly slow, flying giant POW/MIA/’Merican flags, and causing traffic jams on otherwise open roads. The Harley crowd even holds cars up. God forbid they should ever move to the side of their lane and let the faster folks pass - that wouldn’t be very bad ass I guess.
FrontPage couldn’t be more wrong about how much fun Harley oriented events are. Everyone cops a bad ass “biker” attitude, no one knows shit about bikes or how to actually ride, and they don’t even make an effort to hide their homophobia and racism. The irony is that a lot of these douche bag hicks think it’s completely straight and defensible to go around dressed in leather chaps, vests, and jackets with frills. At least they’ll all be dead in 15-20 years, and since Harley-Davidson is geared almost exclusively towards building nostalgia vanity pieces for has beens with a Wild One fetish it’ll probably tank too. McCain should be able to completely sweep this demographic - they’re the mega-SUV driving tards of the broader motorcycling demo. Don’t believe FrontPage; Sturgis and the Harley culture in general is widely derided among actual motorcyclists, and for good reason. If you want to stand around looking stupid, it’s a good fit. Otherwise you should avoid it like the plague. Fuck McCain and fuck Harley-Davidson too.
Advocatus_Diaboli: Yes it is, but old groups don’t die when they go out of fashion, they just play less and less important places. Clay County (IA) next!
Doesn’t Buffalo Gal have too many clothes on? I expect total nudity from my hookers, at the very least.