GROSS  1:52 pm August 5, 2008

Video Of John McCain Selling His Wife To Biker Gangbangers

by Jim Newell


Here’s the video of John McCain offering up his wife to the biker crowd yesterday, in South Dakota. It’s the most sexist thing we’ve seen all campaign. Look at how excited John McCain is about serving up his wife for the nudie show, so these mutts can get their greasy paws all over her. He has a little trouble looking her in the eye, hmm? [YouTube]

 
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NotUrEvryDayWEzl August 5, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Well, good afternoon Jim!

columnv August 5, 2008 at 1:56 pm

The first lady of J McCain and Miss Buffalo Chip: Two giant pieces of shit.

shortsshortsshorts August 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm

Good thing the cunt kept her goddamn mouth shut. We’ve seen what WALNUTS has done for woman who disagree with him.

The Neoskeptic August 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm

huckabee must be writing his material.

Darehead August 5, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Was Ken you there? I thought of which editor could have infiltrated the rednecks, and Radovan-esquely blended in. …

I cheated and already commented on another post that although Cindy didn’t expose her breasts, she did expose in one photo the contents of that little note that said (thank you WonkaBee) “Jack 3″ and “Jimmy” among other things and then she referred to herself as “Jack’s wife.” Since when is Walnuts JACK or is that why she needed the note paper?

Oh I was about to post this and you put the video on….

Serolf Divad August 5, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Oops, I think we’ve just found a new nickname for Cindy McCain.

But would this make him “Mr. Buffalo Chip?”

Advocatus_Diaboli August 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Her chances for Miss Bison Shit are definitely better than her chances for first trollop.

NoWireHangers August 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm

“How much for the little girl? Your, weemen, how much for your weeemen?”

4everjung August 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm

Where’s the rest of the video where Cindy parades topless up and down the stage throwing beer to the bikers?

columnv August 5, 2008 at 2:00 pm

[re=52166]The Neoskeptic[/re]: we could only be so lucky!!!

ManchuCandidate August 5, 2008 at 2:01 pm

I’m thinking that Cindy was of two competing thoughts when John offered her to the bikers.

“Fuck you John! I’m not Miss Buffalo Chip, I’m at least Miss Bud Light!!! I’m going to cut your allowance and see how you like that!”

“Bring it on! Who’s packing?”

shortsshortsshorts August 5, 2008 at 2:02 pm

[re=52174]Serolf Divad[/re]: http://www.kulick.net/photoalbum/message_sept07/BKrupert1.jpg

We have found WALNUTS’ new image after Googling “Mr. Buffalo Chip.” This should work well…

4tehlulz August 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm

I’m sure the PUMAs are going to be up in arms about this. After all, they oppose sexism, right?

NoWireHangers August 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm

And Cindy stands there with that stupid, simpy smile. “Haha, Oh John, I guess I’ll parade around naked for these ruffians if it will get you elected.”

Bitch, please. Michelle would have cold-cocked Barry. And that’s why I love her.

Darehead August 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm

Yeah, except nobody says BISON in them thar’ Hills, even though it’s true that buffalo are homosexual and hump each other. BISON is too darn PC.

The Neoskeptic August 5, 2008 at 2:05 pm

[re=52178]columnv[/re]: but seriously, grampa McCain tries so hard to be funny, but ends up dropping more bombs than a Leno monologue. it’s pathetic. it’s been 8 years too many of having the class clown in the oval office.

Serolf Divad August 5, 2008 at 2:05 pm

But seriously… Obama’s addressing massive crowds throughout Europe, while McCain’s talking to a t-ball field full of Bikers in South Dakota? WTF, people…. WTF?

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 5, 2008 at 2:06 pm

With a little biker’s coffee, she could be convinced.

Darehead August 5, 2008 at 2:07 pm

[re=52171]Darehead[/re]: OOps meant to say “Was Ken there?” At first it was, “Were you there?” until I saw, much to my delightful surprise, that we were with Jim already!

sezme August 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Say what you will about McCain, he has the freshest comic timing since Ed Sullivan!

Not_So_Much August 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm

Hunh. The librul MSM keeps talking about his awkwardness with the press and in public. But I sure don’t see it in that clip. I could watch that shit all friggin’ day.

Poor, poor Cindy. Pretty, smart and generous and is handcuffed to that tumor. I’d be scarfing down Vicodin too.

columnv August 5, 2008 at 2:10 pm

[re=52193]The Neoskeptic[/re]: I don’t know, I’m on the fence as to whether or not I want reasonable, respectable policy or 8 more years of hilarity.

Monsieur Grumpe August 5, 2008 at 2:10 pm

It could have been worse. John could have been hosting a wet T-shirt contest while hosing Cindy down with some Anheuser Busch product.

Servo August 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Oh goody! Topless dope whores dancing to Free Bird. What more can a guy ask for?

Darehead August 5, 2008 at 2:11 pm

[re=52195]Serolf Divad[/re]: Then McCain said he prefers bikes over Berliners (true). Ich bin ein Harley.

AngryBlakGuy August 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm

…the largest crowd WANLNUTS! has drawn since being shot down over Vietnam. Well then again Im pretty sure these guys only showed up for the concert just like all of Obama’s rallies!

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm

What is a Buffalo Chip? Is it something you eat, like a Prairie Oyster?

larz August 5, 2008 at 2:17 pm

Are “Buffalo Chips” like cow patties?

Mumble Softly August 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Good thing that cunt trollop pasted on the makeup before the rally, otherwise those ex-con bikers who have not been with a woman in many years would not have been interested in her.

Seriously though, am I the only reader here that thinks Cindy is the hottest grandma in the world and is probably a minx in bed? Given John McSame’s well publicized erection dysfunction, she probably sleeps around a whole lot too. And she is a millionaire!! How is that for a grandma i’d like to F**K

TGY August 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Cindy isn’t cougar enough for a biker babe.

Darehead August 5, 2008 at 2:20 pm

[re=52215]The Incomparable Tiny Valdez[/re]: Why don’t you try one and find out? Goes well with BUD.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm

[re=52212]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I thought that the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally was the Annual Vietnam Reunion.

MoodProcessor August 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Wally: “Gee Coug (yeah, he calls her that, too)…We haven’t been to a gang-bang this big since Christmas with the Craigs. But, what are all these other women here for?”

Coug: “Did you pack the ointment?”

sanantonerose August 5, 2008 at 2:27 pm

Dear god. Let’s hope Barry doesn’t offer up HIS wife for any biker rally beauty pageants.

Terry August 5, 2008 at 2:28 pm

[re=52220]Mumble Softly[/re]:

Yes, you are. I think she looks like this:

http://images.wikia.com/harrypotter/images/d/d5/LuciusMalfoy.jpg

Servo August 5, 2008 at 2:29 pm

[re=52212]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
Sir Elton John wasn’t available this year.

AxmxZ August 5, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Tits or GTFO.

rpeg August 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm

What’s the Obama equivalent of a Buffalo Chip Festival? Wine and cheese tasting or a chicken and waffles, lowrider show? Personal I hope it’s all of those.

defeatism August 5, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Maxime Bernier’s girlfriend is hotter, and like, not a cunt.

Servo August 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm

If these genetic anomalies can afford a $15k motorcycle AND a road trip to South Dakota, then they have no reason to bitch about the economy or fuel prices.

AngryBlakGuy August 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm

…Im sorry but isn’t Cindy McCain the poster-girl for the stereotypical republican bimbo house wife. She just stands there and looks “pretty” and smiles while her husband objectifies her in front of hundreds of drunk and rowdy assholes. But when Barack Obama patted his wife on the lower back(after giving her the terrorist fist jab) Republicans tried to make it seem like he palmed her ass on national TV. After watching this video I would love to hear the Harriet Christians(Miss Inadequate Black Male) and Geraldine Ferraro’s call themselves “feminist” and vote for John McCain.

Terry August 5, 2008 at 2:37 pm

[re=52187]NoWireHangers[/re]:

…and Barry KNOWS Michelle would and is smart enough not to put either of them in that position. I suspect he also respects here, what a damn concept.

shortsshortsshorts August 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm

[re=52237]rpeg[/re]: I can give you one hint:
He does it five times a day.

Guppy06 August 5, 2008 at 2:38 pm

It’s no longer about “Who would you want to have a beer with?” it’s “Whose wife would you rather spray beer on?”

P Drizzle August 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm

Whatevs. She will be the uncontested queen of next year’s Brussels Bierkraften after PissLight goes the way of TeeTeeveiser.

Gopherit v2.0 August 5, 2008 at 2:41 pm

He needs a t-shirt that says “If you can read this the CUNT fell off” on the back.

Hey, Cougar, let’s see some tits!

NoWireHangers August 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm

[re=52243]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Wait, don’t you mean “Republican Bimbo House BOY?”

AxmxZ August 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm

[re=52243]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Ironically, both Obama and McCain households are sort of untradition with respect to bread-winning. McCain is essentially a kept man, and Michelle Obama, until Barack’s book sales really took off in 2004, used to earn much more than Barack himself.

4tehlulz August 5, 2008 at 2:49 pm

[re=52237]rpeg[/re]: Inauguration Day

The Real JR Revisted August 5, 2008 at 2:51 pm

Seriously? Where’s PUMA?

He just called his wife Buffalo shit.

Servo August 5, 2008 at 2:52 pm

Did Cindy show her nunchaku skills?

greatgooglymoogly August 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm

[re=52262]4tehlulz[/re]: Good show!

HughJennicks August 5, 2008 at 2:57 pm

How many Vicodin did he have to feed Cindy before she would agree to this degration with a smiley face?

sezme August 5, 2008 at 2:59 pm

[re=52243]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: word. However, Ferraro and company will still vote for McCain because they’re more racist than they are feminist.

dingleberries August 5, 2008 at 3:01 pm

I wonder if she tried the Buffalo Bone? Waste not, want not
you cunty trollop.

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 5, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Back when Cindy competed in beauty pageants, what was her “talent”?

Scarab August 5, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Watch the video and notice how when McCain is nervous he sidles sideways exactly like some South Park animated character. At About 34 seconds into the video I literally thought he was going crabwalk off the stage.

ronaldpagan August 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm

Um, the first woman to be both first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip was Mary Todd Lincoln.

AngryBlakGuy August 5, 2008 at 3:08 pm

[re=52260]AxmxZ[/re]: …Im not really referring to the financial structure of their relationship or marriage. The behavior that McCain has shown throughout his life show a distinct lack of respect for women. And in all honesty I’m not bashing the guy because I believe he is a product of a different time in American history(just like Rev. Wright). My issue is with Republicans and Hil-tards that emphasize minor issues in the Obama campaign as sexist or misogynistic when John McCain has said and done far worse.

phil wood August 5, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Holy fuck. The wolf whistles really complete the circle.

shortsshortsshorts August 5, 2008 at 3:14 pm

[re=52271]sezme[/re]: HA! Win.

AngryBlakGuy August 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm

[re=52271]sezme[/re]: …yeah I know, I know, but I want them to admit it. Like Ive said before I prefer “open air” racist as opposed too “closet” racist who hide behind other issues to protect themselves. For example Pat Buchanan drives me insane because anyone with half a brain knows he is a racist but he always hides behind some stupid and trivial issue. As a black man nothing would be more relieving than to actually hear Pat Buchanan drop the n-bomb, because then he would be exposed and lose all his (unearned)credibility.

Servo August 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm

[re=52275]The Incomparable Tiny Valdez[/re]:
Hint: It involved certain muscles and a beer bottle cap.

KevoTron August 5, 2008 at 3:28 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I hear you man. Two weeks ago a stranger in the grocery store launched into this racially charged diatribe about Obama. My favorite part was when he told me “a lot of the WHITE people around here don’t know who they’re about to vote for. Too much ‘change’ for this southerner.” Then he went on and on about ‘reverse prejudice’ whatever the fuck that means. I would have been much more impressed if the guy could just come out and say he didn’t like black people rather than hide behind some kind of ‘fear of change’.

I almost dropped my groceries. I live in Seattle and hearing somebody say that around here is more uncommon than a sunny day in February.

ronaldpagan August 5, 2008 at 3:29 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Didn’t he come close when Chris Matthews was all like “Do you want racial equality in this country?” and he had about a minute of incoherent sputtering?

Count Snarkula August 5, 2008 at 3:30 pm

John, this is not what I thought of when you told me we were going to an event where there would be a “train” on me…now light my fuckin’ Pall Mall and get me a glass of that Joan Crawford Ice Water so I can wash a few dolls down you cocky prick.

Servo August 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]:
They’re the ones that have staged photos with a prominently placed black man. It’s insulting to everyone’s intelligence because it’s so fuckin’ obvious.

Mumble Softly August 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: NIGGA PLEAZE !!!

(courtesy of Pat Buchanan who is standing over my shoulder as I type this)

Consider it dropped !

sezme August 5, 2008 at 3:38 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: The question is, if they admitted it would it make any real difference? I know what you’re saying, but I somehow can’t bring myself to agree that open-air racism is preferable to the nudge-nudge, wink-wink variety. I’m afraid that if Buchanan did drop that bomb, rather than being discredited, he’d make it okay for all the other inbreds to do the same, and we’d be back to the 1930s or something. After all, those with a couple brain cells to rub together can already figure out exactly what he’s saying.

pat robertsons personal trainer August 5, 2008 at 3:39 pm

I thought Barbara Bush was the first “First Lady/Miss Buffalo Chip”??? Oh wait, that was Mrs. Buffalo Labia.

kudzu August 5, 2008 at 3:42 pm

Cunt.

V572625694 August 5, 2008 at 3:46 pm

[re=52220]Mumble Softly[/re]: All the more’s the pity that she didn’t flash her tits. They’re probably surgically sculpted to 19-year-old perfection, just like the rest of her.

ShortShadey August 5, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Somewhere out there, a young woman yearns to be named Miss Buffalo Chip.

And then John and Cindy McCain brutally crush her dreams.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 5, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Latest polls show McSame leading Barry 74% to 20% among hard working unemployed white males vacationing in South Dakota during the first week of August.

King Paul follows as a close third with 6%.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 5, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Next she’ll be crowned Biker Bukkake Babe.

lawrenceofthedesert August 5, 2008 at 3:54 pm

Among the few non-felons at Sturgis eligible to vote, I’d think a white guy like McCain would carry a big majority over Obama without resorting to pathetic wife jokes. Lots of shaving between the eyebrows every morning with that crowd — but they are precisely the problem for Obama. Intelligent, informed, decent citizens have never been a majority in any democracy.

Hillary could have done a shot with them, cussed and won over half of them. But there is nothing Barry can say that will make him white to them. It didn’t take much cheating to make Shrubbie president, remember? If the kids don’t show up in droves for Obama, it could be another bad day.

That said, McCain attending Sturgis is like Nixon deciding to see the Stones concert at Altamont. Richard was intelligent for a felon, however, and wisely stayed home.

AngryBlakGuy August 5, 2008 at 3:56 pm

[re=52344]sezme[/re]: …Im not that pessimistic. I believe there have been steps toward equality since the 1960′s. But I think the reason why progress has slowed is because racism is no longer out in the open. It is the “out of sight out of mind” mentality and you hear it from some white people all the time who honestly think that there is NO RACISM in America(and argue it). Its because the only way the actually experience it is when they see it up close and personal

Hooray For Anything August 5, 2008 at 4:02 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Oh, you’re being too nice to Buchanan– he’s also an anti-semite.

DoctorCulturae August 5, 2008 at 4:09 pm

[re=52276]Scarab[/re]: Yes, I suspect though that the McHuh waddle is more from the deposit he left is his Depends when he realized how this will play with soccer moms. Or do they still exist in this cycle? btw, why doesn’t someone do something with his Southpark/Beavis laugh? Preznit as Beav, McBaseballcap as B-head.

Schadenfried August 5, 2008 at 4:16 pm

[re=52184]4tehlulz[/re]: Nope, they’ll be fine with it, as long as it’s not Hilary Clinton.

Schadenfried August 5, 2008 at 4:27 pm

[re=52300]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think Pat Buchannon is anything BUT a closet racist. Sure he never dropped any racial slurs, but he all but wears it on his sleeve.

I heard a clip from his new audiobook on the Rachel Maddow’s show, to sum it up, he basically said ZOMG THE BROWN PEEBLES ARE TAKING WAY TEH WHITE PEEBLES STUFF!!!!111ONE!

Delicious August 5, 2008 at 4:49 pm

But did Walnuts! lead the bikers in the Pledge of Allegiance?

Hmm?

RushLickBall August 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm

[re=52322]KevoTron[/re]:

“I live in Seattle and hearing somebody say that around here is more uncommon than a sunny day in February.”

Really? You don’t get down to the docks much do you?

HughJennicks August 5, 2008 at 6:23 pm

[re=52350]pat robertsons personal trainer[/re]:

Babs is Queen of The BusHive.

Outstando August 5, 2008 at 6:55 pm

Is Sturgis really so lame now that people not only vote, but they vote Republican?

Honor and Dignity August 5, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Why on earth would you vote for this itch other than the fact that he’s white?

Scooter August 5, 2008 at 8:05 pm

Most of the Sturgis crowd won’t sober up until after the election.

Darehead August 5, 2008 at 9:14 pm

[re=52625]Outstando[/re]: It’s quite diverse: they got Republicans, Constitutionalists, Libertarians, Constitutionalists, Republicans, Constitutionalists, Libertarians etc.

Translation: White Fundamentalist Homophobe, White Fundamentalist Homophobe, White Fundamentalist Homophobe ….

Mr Blifil August 6, 2008 at 12:46 am

I can’t speak for anyone else but if I was standing there drinking beer, high on dope and buzzing off Foghat, and a presidential candidate’s wife shimmied up to me in a thong offering to pull a train, I’d have to hit that. For my cuntry.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 6, 2008 at 2:59 am

Argh! Who are the idiots running Walnuts! campaign? Yet another lost opportunity. The Sturgis biker love fest woulda been a perfect place to announce Mormon’s first vice president, “Mitt” Romney! And the gorgeous Romney boyz, Tagg, Matt Jr., Josh, Ben and Craig coulda done a hot strip show and been auctioned off to sweaty, swarthy, wrinkly biker guyz for cash. A great way to launch the Romney veepness.

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