Non-Existent KFC In Fallujah Signals Freedom's Successful & Continued March
Here's a clip from Fox News'Fox & Friendsprogram last Thursday in which they discuss a KFC opening in Fallujah, in Iraq. They are so excited about the fast food wage-slave chain being opened in this awful city, because it means "things are working" in Iraq, democracy and economics, what have you; the little brown terrorists can all now eat greasy chicken and be fat slobs like us. General Tommy Franks is interviewed and says this is great, hurrah. But it turns out there is no real KFC in Fallujah after all; it's just some black market chop-shop that they probably threw together to make Barack Obama feel welcome during his visit. [ TPM Muckraker ]