Wonkette
What the hell, it’s Barack Obama’s BIRFDAY today? He’s turning 25 years old and will celebrate by renting his first car. Above is his Wonkette Birthday Blingee Present. Don’t spend it all in one place etc. Oh, and by the way, our annoying gift is more considerate than the senior campaign staff’s gift, which is nothing, because they left it in a taxicab last night. [ABC News]
That picture on the left makes me hunger for teh steak.
Halperin says Harry Conick Jr. is going to do the serenading. What’s the matter? Couldn’t he find a blonde slut or gun-wielding rapper to do it? So sad to see BO sell out like this.
I can’t decide which is my favorite–it’s all so seizure-inducing and perfect.
Today, the birthday boy called for “tapping” oil reserves. I bet he’d tap that…
Where’s the off switch?
I hope the Ludicrus CD I sent him got there in time for his Bidet.
They may say the gift was left in a taxi, but i’m guessing the drug mule with Barry’s islamic crack couldn’t make it across the border.
If Rev. Wright, Jesse Jackson and a Moyel go to Obama’s party tonight, who gets to cut him first?
omg wtfux0rz? Obama rode in a taxi cab? lolz
“Killer”? That’s teh funny.
Sean O: It’s hard to get good halal crack these days.
Our little boy is growing up so fast!
So, do we sacrifice a virgin to him or what?
Show that on your next ad, McCain! If you got the balls.
BadNewsJack: Wait till he tells us what to do.
His staff would not disclose what this year’s present is (or was) or even what shopping bag it was in when it vanished last night
Did it involve a meeting with Tut, Gramps, Choom Gang, and Ray?
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sacrifice some loot, HOES! IT is daddy O’s birfday!
But where, Wonkette, is your tribute to Alberto Gonzalez or Helen Thomas both celebrating today as well?
What? We only honor noble politicians and not cranky journalists or attorneys that destroy our constitution? Where is my America?
I did blow with Barack Obama and all I got was arrested.
No birthday gift for you, Barry!
47 — it’s the beginning of the uppity years.
dmac: Hey at least you were able to give him head.
Nice. I have that same pendant but I choose to hang it from my cock ring.
KevoTron: I think on the Koal changing station in the men’s room with Larry Craig.
I for one am ready for our first Gangsta Rap President. That’s right, I’m voting MC Rove…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZre8kEsuw
Their back.
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=4846&uid=15374625802#/group.php?gid=15374625802
I sent him a diamond encrusted tire pressure gauge. Some bling for the glove compartment.
He looks likle a missing member of the Resevoir Dogs crew in that suit.
…I’m John McCain and I approved this photo!
Dammit, you forgot the rheostat to darken and lighten his skin. Do I have to think of everything around here?
Ermine mudflaps for his Prius!
What will happen when President Barrack Hussein Osama’s handlers loose his nuclear launch code briefcase in the back of a taxi cab?? Maybe they won’t be “lost” at all, maybe they’ll go to BHO’s REAL friends, Reverend WRONG and Bill Ayers, teh terrorist, and who knows who else???!! I’m not accusing anyone, just something to think about!
Wake up, people!!1!!
shortsshortsshorts: Good, because I am goddamn bored.
BadNewsJack: ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
leave things in cabs? that’s your brain on “hope.”
AngryBlakGuy: and I’m proud of it too!
regisgoat: That is genius.
regisgoat:
Would that be the arugulalist’s answer to Truck Nutz?
I thought about smaller Truck Nutz for his bike–when he wears that dorky helmut and goes for a ride with Malia and Sasha.
Homeboy smokes white blunts???
Hang them from the back of the seat. It would probably sway a couple of leaners and Obamacans.
tunamelt: That page isn’t nearly as much fun as the last one…
Happy Birthday, baby!
Now, where to find a virgin? hmmmmmmm……..
would it be considered blasphemous if we sacrificed a Paultard?
KevoTron: No it kindove sucks actually.
Barack is way cool. The U.S. should be so lucky that he’s the next President. Grandpa Simpson needs to seriously step up his game - he’s so 70’s (in more ways than one!) Never mind - forgot..McCan’t can barely bend his knees, much less step up. Happy Birthday, Barack Obama. Rock on….and take us with you!
“The cab was yellow,” recalls Nicholson, who took the cab from a friend’s house to the Palmer House Hilton Hotel where the campaign staff was staying.”
Did someone say “scavenger hunt”?
Thank god that the Wonkette’s birthday gift and subsequent comments aren’t hyper-analyzed like the New Yorker cartoon!
Yeah, I too had a nation trip director once, but his name was Starshipp and I’ve got flashbacks to prove it.
bitchincamaro: *national*, fuckhead.
Diamond encrusted “B” on his latte cup holder (Rev. Jackson’s ass crack).
Now that’s a Sister Souljah moment…
i just looked at the .gif while listening to Air’s “Kelly Watch The Stars.” I recommend this.
I just gave him $40, which he will spend on an evening’s worth of drugs.
obfuscator:
Exactly; ermine mudflaps, with a reclining Hillary-Bitter in silhouette.
TThe Incomparable Tiny Valdez:
Bike Nutz is a million dollar idea, and you thought of it first–let’s see, about baby-sock size with peach-pit stones…
Oh man, you could sell a hundred at Critical Mass.
RaptorAvatar: You ROCK!!!! OR GO GET SOME ROCK or wahtev…..
Hahaha, ‘blingee’. To quote a great American, ‘there you go again’.
Hot. But not enough ass-fucking.