Here’s John Edwards on June 7, 2007, receiving a Father Of The Year award with his cancer wife Elizabeth in attendance. Rielle’s Hunter’s child was born on February 27, 2008, making the gap between these two events 8 months and 20 days. In other words, Rielle Hunter was hiding in this podium and John Edwards was literally impregnating her while talking about Fatherhood. Guys next to him are like, “Why’s John impregnating that gal in the podium?” [YouTube via JammieWearingFool]
John Edwards Won Father Of The Year Award, Nine Months Before Becoming A Father Again
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Yes, but he had procreative sex– with a woman! He didn’t even hit on that security guard while he was in the Beverly Hills bathroom. What, do his toes not tap? Is his stance not wide? What kind of politician is he? A Democrat, that’s what. Wake me up when he rapes something…
He’s everybody’s daddy.
“Meet your Meat”??!
Awk-ward!
I’m trying to care, Wonkette. I’m really trying to care…
What is it about Johnny that makes me just not give one sigular shit about him?
Does this make me a bad Amurcan?
Am I an Amurcant?
I’m sorry, I know she has cancer and all, but Elizabeth Edwards is no Arianna Huffington.
Kaff.
“You cahn’t have any pudding until you meet your meat! How can you have any pudding without meeting your meat!!!? Don’t spill water!”
-Pink Floyd, The Wall, first draft.
He’s the father of every year.
Fathering a critter is a lot easier than fathering a winning presidential campaign, isn’t it John?
Such a pretty baby daddy. Rich too. The little bastard could do worse.
2Mo MoDo
tht’s right! It looks like John Edwards goes father again.
My father had been talked – man is a person. woman is both.
Well, dayum, whut is the poyunt of payin’ four hunnert dollers fer a haycut if’n it dun’t score ya sum pussay?
leave him alone. at least he’s going after women and he knows how to make them pregnant. still got it…yeah baby those little ones can swim
Well? How would you celebrate becoming father of the year?
Yeah, that’s what I thought you said.
OMFG! Today the Enquirer broke the news. John & Rielle? IT WAS IN VITRO!!!
There are two Americas: in my America, you knock up the bitch yo OWN damn self.
“Why’s John impregnating that gal in the podium?”
Because it’s a Black thing and John Edwards wants so badly to be America’s First Black Vice President that he’ll do anything to get there?
Does that make Rielle the baby mama of John Edwards?
This is why Republicans do it with MEN (and little boys)- no messy consequences!
So is the baby named Fuck Hunter? Or Real Edwards? Or, are the naming rights being auctioned to benefit breast cancer research?
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