Wonkette
It is not even a slow news day, but all the news is about tire pressure so kill us now. So we went to Idaho Senior Senator Larry Craig’s webpage to see if anything gay was going on and lo and behold, everything gay was going on, in this one screen cap. What a frightening devil this one is, oh, what a terror. [Larry Craig]
FOR OUR RECORDS
Nice fag pin… er I mean flag pin, there Larry. Sorry ’bout that.
“Can I push in your stool?”
He’s seen the news coverage of himself, right?
MoodProcessor: Awesome…
OK, Larry! Keep your hands showing during the photo shoot. NO! Just. your. hands. Thanks. I appreciate…. “KEEP” ‘em showing ‘kay?
How did Larry end up with W’s tie?
I love how that linked Faux News blog post has a full reprint of a McCain campaign e-mail (including links to the donation page and images)
Vanity Smurf:
Got caught in his teeth.
“How can Larry help you?”
Stay away from my friends and family, for one.
I shudder to think where those grinning lips have been
“How can Larry help you?”
…pass the toilet tissue?
Ah! Senator Craig’s Kid’s Club– http://craig.senate.gov/kidsclub/frontpage.htm
(the misplaced apostrophe is just icing on the cake here)
He looks FAAABulous!!!
He can bring us back to those innocent times when Senators did non-gay, manly things like the Singing Senators.
Vanity Smurf: That’s our Hopey’s blue…
…Including his paen fro interns! Here’s what they have to gain by being his intern:
explore museums, art galleries, and monuments ~ meet celebrities and famous politicians ~ take in historically significant places ~ be a witness to history each and every day ~ join the political movers and shakers at rallies and receptions ~ walk the same paths our founders took on your way to senator craig’s office each day ~ have the opportunity to attend world class performances of theater, music, and dance ~ meet fascinating people & form lasting friendships
or through my frat boy translator:
Gay…gay…boring…boring…free drinks…walk of shame…totally gay…get laid
He’s officially turned into a Watersian caricature of himself.
Larry, you can help me by crawling back into the putrid public bathroom stall from where you, um, came, and never showing your fucking hypocritical, ball-gobbling suck again.
kthnxbai
Quacker: His other hand is digging for an “alternative fuel source,” a.k.a an Idaho Super Tuber®…
Junior: My God! You used ‘paen’ in the same post as ‘Craig’! For teh win!
Senator? Would you mind helping me lift something?
Skeletor?
Junior: So, each of those examples is a new euphemism for assfucking.
Yeah, seeing that open your toilet stall isn’t fuel for 10 years of nightmares.
“Pardon me, I think you dropped your soap!”
Breathe the (tire) pressure
Come play my game I’ll test ya’…
http://craig.senate.gov/kidsclub/frontpage.htm
Larry, not the kids.
Ok, sure, LC is still gay ha ha while charmingly denying any such thing.
But anyway, back to that Tire Pressure story, check out this quote from the article: “He has no plan for addressing the energy challenges that we face,” McCain said Friday during a Panama City press conference.
See, he’s actually running for president of Panama. Or he thinks he is. I wonder if be was able to attract a crowd…
Monsieur Grumpe:
Moran, read before you post.
Here’s treat from Larry… with pix.
http://foodgoat.blogspot.com/search?q=idaho
“How may I help you?”
Stop looking at my crotch and licking your lips.
The ‘fact or fiction’ section needs to be a little more robust I think.
So many check boxes on Larry’s website…designed for Walnuts! so he can train in Internets. How fun!
OMG he’s got a podcast. AWESOME!!!!!
“How May I Herpes You?”
/fixed.
That reminds me of this thing I made last september- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcIp7tdaliM Still seems true today.
FlipOffResearch:
“I might have to pinch it off” Hah, ha! Nice job on the vid. Count me as a fan.
Is there anything in particular I could help you with?