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At about the 7-minute mark in this clip from yesterday’s Meet the Press, Joe Lieberman nervously clears his throat and giggles that John McCain has not had any sexual reassignment surgery (that we know of!) and he “remains all male. There’s no question about that.” However, it is a known fact that 98 percent of Republican male candidates have their human testicles removed and replaced with TRUCK NUTZ. What is John McCain hiding? [Meet the Press/YouTube]
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Joe Lieberman Believes John McCain Still Has The Full Complement Of Male Gonads
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on Mon August 4 2008
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Sara K. Smith
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How can Joe, a man with no balls, know the difference?
If I were the type to speculate, I’m guessing Cindy’s wearing them.
Lieberman’s gleefully suggestive endorsement of John McCain’s possession of truly manly male parts is a thing none of us sentient beings should have had to witness.
Why do the surrogates of the opponents of Barry always end up bragging about their candidate’s balls? Barry makes people worry about their balls more than those old rumors about mountain dew!
ManchuCandidate: Cindy wouldn’t wear them, you silly, she’d come out swinging them above her head like a ninja with some nunchucks.
hmm. i think for me the statement some time back in the early days of the campaign that schools should teach intelligent design as an alternative to evolution was the clearest sign that McClueless had surrendered his nutsack to the conservative wing of the G.O.P. others may have other favorite displays of docile subservience from the G.O.P.’s top gelding.
“John McCain is all male. There’s no question about that.”
If this talk show appearance is any indication, Joe knows because he’s on his knees sucking McCain’s cock every other day.
I suppose Joe would know with the amount time he spent with McCain’s balls on his chin.
Having three balls didn’t help Hillaryous.
A baker’s dozen could not save McCain.
But the testicles seem to make Joementum all moist and tender.
Is he one of them thar Log Cabin-boys?
Teabagger Joe.
WonderWomyn:
Probably encased in Lucite and carried in Cindy’s purse.
Joe knows, because in his capacity as McCain’s Sycophant/Turncoat-in-Chief, he has to wash them every other day (Mon/Wed/Fri - never on Sat.)
Black is the new Jew.
Kerry’s reaction to Lieberman is genius. You can almost see him saying “What the fuck?” in his head.
Joe Lieberman is the Senate equivalent of Gollum.
Kerry’s reaction is genius. It’s almost like, in his head, he’s saying, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” He then quickly realizes that the way to win a Republic seat in the Senate is through pissing contests and who can emulate the Macho Man Randy Savage the best.
Ooops, a first time commenter’s blunder.
sanantonerose:Monsieur Grumpe: Yes, I’m sure Lieberman knows of McCain’s manhood first-hand.
Any time Lieberman speaks, (imo), he oozes a particularly pernicious brand of smooth, cynical insincerity that causes me to fight the urge to fantasize about his droopy, hangdog face being removed and tossed into a wood chipper.
I think Joe called John “bi-curious”.
“John McCain is all male. There’s no question about that.” I mean did you see that lobbyist he was bangin’? Shwwwiiinnng!
ManchuCandidate: along with a strap-on.
It’s time for Alf to pack up Lieberman and fly him back to MelMac.
What AIPAC Joe is saying is that:
1. McCodger likes doing the womens and, as a Real man, he just can’t help himself, so suck on it, Cindy.
2. By maintaining a monogamous relationship with a black woman, Barry has has “fag” written all over him. Either that or “Thomas Jefferson”, you celebrity-hound you, Barry.
If Joe Lieberman still had testicles, I would kick him in said testicles. What a douche.
Eew. Mental images of John McCain’s old man parts are no good any time of day, but probaby worst in the morning. Nutsack down to his knees, shrivelled old peen that HAS to need lots of Joe’s attention to get going. Ouch.
I didn’t watch the video, but just the position of Joe’s hands in the still: AND IT’S THIS BIG!
EnBuenOra: Well to be fair the video did try to ward you off by being so interminably dull and boring. Seriously, I didn’t think I’d ever see three people on TV where John Kerry was the most dynamic and exciting one.
TGY: It is a bit like watching Gollum and Treebeard try to make conversation, isn’t it?
ManchuCandidate: I think Tailgunner works well here, too.
I don’t believe the Truck Nutz! rumor for a second…..but maybe neutcles?
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html
Joe Lieberman’s mouth is aware of McCain’s testicles.
7-minute mark??!! I don’t think so! I can’t look at Joe’s scrote-face for one minute, let alone seven!
McCain’s balls have receded and stayed there. The sack has tightened to accommodate no longer carrying anything. Someone in an intimate position (Joe Lieberman) could plainly see that.
AxmxZ: BWAHHHH!
“John Remains all male… I’ve had his member in my mouth on numerous occasions.”
Keep watching. Right after saying McCain is all male, Joe goes off about how John isn’t senile at all, how he’s all alert and everything. Hilarious.
AxmxZ: Damn, you’re right. Kerry IS a huge semi-wooden ent.
As for Joe: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Joe_Lieberman
No wonder he knows about McCain’s private parts. Joe, himself, is a dick!
AxmxZ: Geez, you’re right.
ProfessorJukes: Yes, indeed, yes, iiiiiiindeeeeeeed.
John Kerry is such an effective debater! Hack.
If I gave Droopy Lieberman one of my balls, then we’d each have exactly one.
This sounds suspiciously like outtakes from Team America: World Police. “Joe Liberman is a true patriot! He proved it by sucking my cock!”
I didn’t know that Jesse Jackson had endorsed McCain.
Still, why won’t they give the full quote: “John has let me personally lick his balls several time, so I know that he remains all male.”
God. I didn’t know that clip was going to feature me yelling, “Shut the hell up, Lieberman!” so many times.