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Joe Lieberman Believes John McCain Still Has The Full Complement Of Male Gonads

At about the 7-minute mark in this clip from yesterday’s Meet the Press, Joe Lieberman nervously clears his throat and giggles that John McCain has not had any sexual reassignment surgery (that we know of!) and he “remains all male. There’s no question about that.” However, it is a known fact that 98 percent of Republican male candidates have their human testicles removed and replaced with TRUCK NUTZ. What is John McCain hiding? [Meet the Press/YouTube]


9:19 AM on Mon August 4 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. ManchuCandidate says at 9:28 am, August 4th, 2008

    How can Joe, a man with no balls, know the difference?

    If I were the type to speculate, I’m guessing Cindy’s wearing them.

  2. EnBuenOra says at 9:28 am, August 4th, 2008

    Lieberman’s gleefully suggestive endorsement of John McCain’s possession of truly manly male parts is a thing none of us sentient beings should have had to witness.

  3. WonderWomyn says at 9:29 am, August 4th, 2008

    Why do the surrogates of the opponents of Barry always end up bragging about their candidate’s balls? Barry makes people worry about their balls more than those old rumors about mountain dew!

  4. WonderWomyn says at 9:31 am, August 4th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: Cindy wouldn’t wear them, you silly, she’d come out swinging them above her head like a ninja with some nunchucks.

  5. Iggy Plop says at 9:35 am, August 4th, 2008

    hmm. i think for me the statement some time back in the early days of the campaign that schools should teach intelligent design as an alternative to evolution was the clearest sign that McClueless had surrendered his nutsack to the conservative wing of the G.O.P. others may have other favorite displays of docile subservience from the G.O.P.’s top gelding.

  6. sanantonerose says at 9:38 am, August 4th, 2008

    “John McCain is all male. There’s no question about that.”

    If this talk show appearance is any indication, Joe knows because he’s on his knees sucking McCain’s cock every other day.

  7. Monsieur Grumpe says at 9:40 am, August 4th, 2008

    I suppose Joe would know with the amount time he spent with McCain’s balls on his chin.

  8. Canuckledragger says at 9:43 am, August 4th, 2008

    Having three balls didn’t help Hillaryous.

    A baker’s dozen could not save McCain.

    But the testicles seem to make Joementum all moist and tender.

    Is he one of them thar Log Cabin-boys?

  9. ManchuCandidate says at 9:45 am, August 4th, 2008

    Teabagger Joe.

    WonderWomyn:
    Probably encased in Lucite and carried in Cindy’s purse.

  10. ProfessorJukes says at 9:46 am, August 4th, 2008

    Joe knows, because in his capacity as McCain’s Sycophant/Turncoat-in-Chief, he has to wash them every other day (Mon/Wed/Fri - never on Sat.)

  11. The Neoskeptic says at 9:49 am, August 4th, 2008

    Black is the new Jew.

  12. Jimmy McNulty says at 10:06 am, August 4th, 2008

    Kerry’s reaction to Lieberman is genius. You can almost see him saying “What the fuck?” in his head.

  13. Joe Lieberman is the Senate equivalent of Gollum.

  14. Jimmy McNulty says at 10:10 am, August 4th, 2008

    Kerry’s reaction is genius. It’s almost like, in his head, he’s saying, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” He then quickly realizes that the way to win a Republic seat in the Senate is through pissing contests and who can emulate the Macho Man Randy Savage the best.

  15. Jimmy McNulty says at 10:12 am, August 4th, 2008

    Ooops, a first time commenter’s blunder.

  16. ServiceJervixJuice says at 10:12 am, August 4th, 2008

    sanantonerose:Monsieur Grumpe: Yes, I’m sure Lieberman knows of McCain’s manhood first-hand.

    Any time Lieberman speaks, (imo), he oozes a particularly pernicious brand of smooth, cynical insincerity that causes me to fight the urge to fantasize about his droopy, hangdog face being removed and tossed into a wood chipper.

  17. Squiggyfm says at 10:13 am, August 4th, 2008

    I think Joe called John “bi-curious”.

  18. StripesAndPlaids says at 10:18 am, August 4th, 2008

    “John McCain is all male. There’s no question about that.” I mean did you see that lobbyist he was bangin’? Shwwwiiinnng!

  19. Anita Cocktail says at 10:25 am, August 4th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: along with a strap-on.

    It’s time for Alf to pack up Lieberman and fly him back to MelMac.

  20. S.Luggo says at 10:47 am, August 4th, 2008

    What AIPAC Joe is saying is that:
    1. McCodger likes doing the womens and, as a Real man, he just can’t help himself, so suck on it, Cindy.
    2. By maintaining a monogamous relationship with a black woman, Barry has has “fag” written all over him. Either that or “Thomas Jefferson”, you celebrity-hound you, Barry.

  21. shortsshortsshorts says at 10:52 am, August 4th, 2008

    If Joe Lieberman still had testicles, I would kick him in said testicles. What a douche.

  22. confusionanddelay< says at 10:57 am, August 4th, 2008

    Eew. Mental images of John McCain’s old man parts are no good any time of day, but probaby worst in the morning. Nutsack down to his knees, shrivelled old peen that HAS to need lots of Joe’s attention to get going. Ouch.

  23. gurukalehuru says at 10:58 am, August 4th, 2008

    I didn’t watch the video, but just the position of Joe’s hands in the still: AND IT’S THIS BIG!

  24. EnBuenOra: Well to be fair the video did try to ward you off by being so interminably dull and boring. Seriously, I didn’t think I’d ever see three people on TV where John Kerry was the most dynamic and exciting one.

  25. TGY: It is a bit like watching Gollum and Treebeard try to make conversation, isn’t it?

  26. Gopherit v2.0 says at 11:30 am, August 4th, 2008

    ManchuCandidate: I think Tailgunner works well here, too.

    I don’t believe the Truck Nutz! rumor for a second…..but maybe neutcles?
    http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

  27. Joe Lieberman’s mouth is aware of McCain’s testicles.

  28. DemmeFatale says at 11:34 am, August 4th, 2008

    7-minute mark??!! I don’t think so! I can’t look at Joe’s scrote-face for one minute, let alone seven!

  29. jasonelias says at 11:44 am, August 4th, 2008

    McCain’s balls have receded and stayed there. The sack has tightened to accommodate no longer carrying anything. Someone in an intimate position (Joe Lieberman) could plainly see that.

  30. sanantonerose says at 11:46 am, August 4th, 2008

    AxmxZ: BWAHHHH!

  31. Serolf Divad says at 11:58 am, August 4th, 2008

    “John Remains all male… I’ve had his member in my mouth on numerous occasions.”

  32. Uncle Al says at 12:07 pm, August 4th, 2008

    Keep watching. Right after saying McCain is all male, Joe goes off about how John isn’t senile at all, how he’s all alert and everything. Hilarious.

  33. ProfessorJukes says at 12:17 pm, August 4th, 2008

    AxmxZ: Damn, you’re right. Kerry IS a huge semi-wooden ent.

    As for Joe: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Joe_Lieberman
    No wonder he knows about McCain’s private parts. Joe, himself, is a dick!

  34. AxmxZ: Geez, you’re right.
    ProfessorJukes: Yes, indeed, yes, iiiiiiindeeeeeeed.

  35. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:41 pm, August 4th, 2008

    John Kerry is such an effective debater! Hack.

  36. pat robertsons personal trainer says at 2:07 pm, August 4th, 2008

    If I gave Droopy Lieberman one of my balls, then we’d each have exactly one.

  37. Joey Ratz says at 3:07 pm, August 4th, 2008

    This sounds suspiciously like outtakes from Team America: World Police. “Joe Liberman is a true patriot! He proved it by sucking my cock!”

  38. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:53 pm, August 4th, 2008

    I didn’t know that Jesse Jackson had endorsed McCain.

    Still, why won’t they give the full quote: “John has let me personally lick his balls several time, so I know that he remains all male.”

  39. God. I didn’t know that clip was going to feature me yelling, “Shut the hell up, Lieberman!” so many times.

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