• May 25, 2012

Joe Lieberman Believes John McCain Still Has The Full Complement Of Male Gonads

by Sara K. Smith  

At about the 7-minute mark in this clip from yesterday’s Meet the Press, Joe Lieberman nervously clears his throat and giggles that John McCain has not had any sexual reassignment surgery (that we know of!) and he “remains all male. There’s no question about that.” However, it is a known fact that 98 percent of Republican male candidates have their human testicles removed and replaced with TRUCK NUTZ. What is John McCain hiding? [Meet the Press/YouTube]

{ 39 comments }

ManchuCandidate August 4, 2008 at 9:28 am

How can Joe, a man with no balls, know the difference?

If I were the type to speculate, I’m guessing Cindy’s wearing them.

EnBuenOra August 4, 2008 at 9:28 am

Lieberman’s gleefully suggestive endorsement of John McCain’s possession of truly manly male parts is a thing none of us sentient beings should have had to witness.

WonderWomyn August 4, 2008 at 9:29 am

Why do the surrogates of the opponents of Barry always end up bragging about their candidate’s balls? Barry makes people worry about their balls more than those old rumors about mountain dew!

WonderWomyn August 4, 2008 at 9:31 am

ManchuCandidate: Cindy wouldn’t wear them, you silly, she’d come out swinging them above her head like a ninja with some nunchucks.

Iggy Plop August 4, 2008 at 9:35 am

hmm. i think for me the statement some time back in the early days of the campaign that schools should teach intelligent design as an alternative to evolution was the clearest sign that McClueless had surrendered his nutsack to the conservative wing of the G.O.P. others may have other favorite displays of docile subservience from the G.O.P.’s top gelding.

sanantonerose August 4, 2008 at 9:38 am

“John McCain is all male. There’s no question about that.”

If this talk show appearance is any indication, Joe knows because he’s on his knees sucking McCain’s cock every other day.

Monsieur Grumpe August 4, 2008 at 9:40 am

I suppose Joe would know with the amount time he spent with McCain’s balls on his chin.

Canuckledragger August 4, 2008 at 9:43 am

Having three balls didn’t help Hillaryous.

A baker’s dozen could not save McCain.

But the testicles seem to make Joementum all moist and tender.

Is he one of them thar Log Cabin-boys?

ManchuCandidate August 4, 2008 at 9:45 am

Teabagger Joe.

[re=51050]WonderWomyn[/re]:
Probably encased in Lucite and carried in Cindy’s purse.

ProfessorJukes August 4, 2008 at 9:46 am

Joe knows, because in his capacity as McCain’s Sycophant/Turncoat-in-Chief, he has to wash them every other day (Mon/Wed/Fri – never on Sat.)

The Neoskeptic August 4, 2008 at 9:49 am

Black is the new Jew.

Jimmy McNulty August 4, 2008 at 10:06 am

Kerry’s reaction to Lieberman is genius. You can almost see him saying “What the fuck?” in his head.

TGY August 4, 2008 at 10:07 am

Joe Lieberman is the Senate equivalent of Gollum.

Jimmy McNulty August 4, 2008 at 10:10 am

Kerry’s reaction is genius. It’s almost like, in his head, he’s saying, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” He then quickly realizes that the way to win a Republic seat in the Senate is through pissing contests and who can emulate the Macho Man Randy Savage the best.

Jimmy McNulty August 4, 2008 at 10:12 am

Ooops, a first time commenter’s blunder.

ServiceJervixJuice August 4, 2008 at 10:12 am

[re=51055]sanantonerose[/re]:[re=51056]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: Yes, I’m sure Lieberman knows of McCain’s manhood first-hand.

Any time Lieberman speaks, (imo), he oozes a particularly pernicious brand of smooth, cynical insincerity that causes me to fight the urge to fantasize about his droopy, hangdog face being removed and tossed into a wood chipper.

Squiggyfm August 4, 2008 at 10:13 am

I think Joe called John “bi-curious”.

StripesAndPlaids August 4, 2008 at 10:18 am

“John McCain is all male. There’s no question about that.” I mean did you see that lobbyist he was bangin’? Shwwwiiinnng!

Anita Cocktail August 4, 2008 at 10:25 am

[re=51047]ManchuCandidate[/re]: along with a strap-on.

It’s time for Alf to pack up Lieberman and fly him back to MelMac.

S.Luggo August 4, 2008 at 10:47 am

What AIPAC Joe is saying is that:
1. McCodger likes doing the womens and, as a Real man, he just can’t help himself, so suck on it, Cindy.
2. By maintaining a monogamous relationship with a black woman, Barry has has “fag” written all over him. Either that or “Thomas Jefferson”, you celebrity-hound you, Barry.

shortsshortsshorts August 4, 2008 at 10:52 am

If Joe Lieberman still had testicles, I would kick him in said testicles. What a douche.

confusionanddelay< August 4, 2008 at 10:57 am

Eew. Mental images of John McCain’s old man parts are no good any time of day, but probaby worst in the morning. Nutsack down to his knees, shrivelled old peen that HAS to need lots of Joe’s attention to get going. Ouch.

gurukalehuru August 4, 2008 at 10:58 am

I didn’t watch the video, but just the position of Joe’s hands in the still: AND IT’S THIS BIG!

Godot August 4, 2008 at 11:16 am

[re=51048]EnBuenOra[/re]: Well to be fair the video did try to ward you off by being so interminably dull and boring. Seriously, I didn’t think I’d ever see three people on TV where John Kerry was the most dynamic and exciting one.

AxmxZ August 4, 2008 at 11:30 am

[re=51070]TGY[/re]: It is a bit like watching Gollum and Treebeard try to make conversation, isn’t it?

Gopherit v2.0 August 4, 2008 at 11:30 am

[re=51059]ManchuCandidate[/re]: I think Tailgunner works well here, too.

I don’t believe the Truck Nutz! rumor for a second…..but maybe neutcles?
http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

AxmxZ August 4, 2008 at 11:30 am

Joe Lieberman’s mouth is aware of McCain’s testicles.

DemmeFatale August 4, 2008 at 11:34 am

7-minute mark??!! I don’t think so! I can’t look at Joe’s scrote-face for one minute, let alone seven!

jasonelias August 4, 2008 at 11:44 am

McCain’s balls have receded and stayed there. The sack has tightened to accommodate no longer carrying anything. Someone in an intimate position (Joe Lieberman) could plainly see that.

sanantonerose August 4, 2008 at 11:46 am

[re=51128]AxmxZ[/re]: BWAHHHH!

Serolf Divad August 4, 2008 at 11:58 am

“John Remains all male… I’ve had his member in my mouth on numerous occasions.”

Uncle Al August 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm

Keep watching. Right after saying McCain is all male, Joe goes off about how John isn’t senile at all, how he’s all alert and everything. Hilarious.

ProfessorJukes August 4, 2008 at 12:17 pm

[re=51128]AxmxZ[/re]: Damn, you’re right. Kerry IS a huge semi-wooden ent.

As for Joe: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Joe_Lieberman
No wonder he knows about McCain’s private parts. Joe, himself, is a dick!

TGY August 4, 2008 at 12:56 pm

[re=51128]AxmxZ[/re]: Geez, you’re right.
[re=51172]ProfessorJukes[/re]: Yes, indeed, yes, iiiiiiindeeeeeeed.

shortsshortsshorts August 4, 2008 at 1:41 pm

John Kerry is such an effective debater! Hack.

pat robertsons personal trainer August 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm

If I gave Droopy Lieberman one of my balls, then we’d each have exactly one.

Joey Ratz August 4, 2008 at 3:07 pm

This sounds suspiciously like outtakes from Team America: World Police. “Joe Liberman is a true patriot! He proved it by sucking my cock!”

Lionel Hutz Esq. August 4, 2008 at 5:53 pm

I didn’t know that Jesse Jackson had endorsed McCain.

Still, why won’t they give the full quote: “John has let me personally lick his balls several time, so I know that he remains all male.”

maryn August 5, 2008 at 12:07 am

God. I didn’t know that clip was going to feature me yelling, “Shut the hell up, Lieberman!” so many times.

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