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McFAIL: “McCain is the fading celebrity who turned his Vietnam imprisonment into a series of best-selling books, a second marriage to a pretty young beer heiress, a TV bio-pic and a lucrative three-decade career in Congress that led to his current starring role as the GOP nominee for president. So what does his campaign choose as an issue? The popularity of his much younger, more talented political opponent, Barack Obama.” [AOL Political Machine]
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I am enjoying the fact that Obama has totally ignored how stupid Walnuts is..
He claims that they are just putting “humor” into the campaign.. Sorry Wally-Wingnut, but none of it is funny, childish at best!!
The real meaning of McCain’s pseudo-exultation of Barry is to show that Obama is the Anti-Christ. That big piece of electoral cake, the evangelicals, is still up for grabs.
Wasn’t jesus black? If anything, McCain would be teh antichrist.
Without the charisma, of course…
He married a BEER HEIRESS!!! A PRETTY YOUNG BEER HEIRESS!!!!
Damn, thats swung it, McCains the man for me. I’ve been trying for one of those for over a decade, and I can lift my arms above my head. This mans a god.
So, have you thought that America might *love* Fail? ’cause it reminds us so much of ourselves? No? Thought so.
The irony is that non-celebrity WALNUTS! has appeared on SNL as a host, the series 24, and the movie Wedding Crashers. He hobnobs with the celebutrash, not our Unicorn Barry.
That lede contained so much truth that the media will have no choice but to ignore it.
Off the topic…Where’s Ronald Pagan?
Americans seem to love a president they can identify with. We can identify with Walnuts because he’s stupid and unattractive and seems confused and angry a lot, and so he will get many many votes. We hate and resent Barry because he is thinner, smarter, and generally better than us,and so will refuse to vote for him out of spite. Oh, well.
fistedbymollyringwald:
There’s a world of difference between a slutty hotel heiress and a slutty cunt beer heiress.
“pretty young beer heiress”
Really? She’s looking neither young nor pretty to me.
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070329/lucius_l.jpg
Watching Obama and McCain fight is like watching Timmeh!! and Jimmy fight. Jesus what a pair of lame brained idiots. They should be on the same ticket.
*Sigh…and of course all this balderdash is just regurgitated back at the idiot electorate verbatum…
Servo: She underwent psychotherapy for her Wonkaholism, like the rest of us should. Nah! Surely, I jest. She still visits us now and then.
Darehead: No, the real meaning of McCain’s ad is “Do you want a nigger in the White House, chasing after your white women?” And the closer we get to the general election, the more the Republictards will be trumpeting that theme–even though they think they’re being subtle about it. It’s Karl Rove strategy at its finest–”Divide the country with hot-button issues. All we need is 50% plus 1, and then the rest of the country can sit down and shut the fuck up for four years.”
…next WALNUTS! will sleep with Barry’s boyfriend, start a rumor that he had sex with half the football team and try and jump him by the bike rack after school!
Serolf Divad: “Cunt beer?” Is this some new flavor being introduced by the Belgians?
madirishman: That too, but I was referring to “THE ONE” video which is a lame way of saying he is the Anti-christ:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/03/obama-anti-christ-mccain_n_116588.html
AngryBlakGuy: I’m just waiting for McCain to show up at his convention… only to get doused in pig blood because the real homecoming queen was Mitt all along….
Has McCain ever cashed a paycheque that wasn’t signed by Uncle Sam?
At 72, isn’t it about time he went out and got, like, a real job?
Or will his entire life consist of being the posterboy for white affirmative action?
Welfare bum….
Slutty_Chola_Cobbler:
Wally: “No offence, world, but that black guy thinks he’s Jesus.”
McCain: From Maverick to Monotony
By Ken Layne
Jun 9th 2008 2:45AM
Filed Under:eBush Administration, Republicans, John McCain, Featured Stories, 2008 President, Ken Layne’s Outrage
Here’s a political confession, if you like such dirty things: Eight years ago, during the Republican primary race, I donated money to a political candidate. It was and still is the only time I’ve ever given my hard-won dollars to a campaign. My thirty bucks went to John McCain, through his innovative “web site” that took donations through, I think, “PayPal.”
Heading home to Washington from an assignment in Belize, I got stuck in the Chetumal airport for most of a day. In that weird era before you could get online anywhere, I was stuck with a bunch of day-old newspapers. The Miami Herald had a grinning, tough-looking McCain on the front page. He’d slaughtered George Bush Junior in New Hampshire by a ridiculous 18 points. McCain’s promise and threat on that victory night?
“We have sent a powerful message to Washington: Change is coming.”
I finally got home to D.C. and sent McCain a little money. Why not?
A lot of voters wanted “change” in 2000. None of us had any clue just how deep and terrible the cesspool of “change” would be, once Bush and Cheney squirmed into office with the help of the Supreme Court and the Devil. But you don’t need to read a blog to know gas costs $4 a gallon today and your house is worth half what you bought it for and every American is a terrorist until proven guilty..
Anyway, back in 2000, McCain appealed to lots of people who were generally disgusted with national politics.
Even though he was a Washington insider and born to one of the nation’s most elite military families, little was made of his (then) quarter century on Capitol Hill as a Senate liaison, U.S. representative and U.S. senator. Memories got shorter as America grew dumber — in 2000, few could recall the circumstances behind the Savings & Loan collapse, which featured Neil Bush and John McCain as central figures in this immense financial scandal. (Today, you’d be lucky to find someone who can identify the Keating Five at the Washington Post or New York Times.)
McCain seemed refreshing compared to his rivals in 2000: wonky Al Gore carrying the weight of Clinton’s sleaze, dumb George Bush Junior chosen by RNC committee a year before the race, pretentious Bill Bradley with his Mario Cuomo “I’m better than this” act, and the usual bunch of populist bottom feeders.
Sitting on his dumb bus, thrilling dumb reporters with dumb stories while he ate donuts, John McCain at least seemed human.
He still seems human, of course. But he’s an old, tired human, with a long list of weaknesses, failures and sellouts that are easily available to anyone with a bit of curiosity and the ability to type something into Google.
John McCain’s speech last week was one of the crappiest things ever witnessed in modern politics. A confused old man who can’t read off a teleprompter just listed a bunch of things — Iraq, mortgages, socks, ice cream, stuff we lost in the garage, etc. — and punctuated the incoherent jabbering mess with the worst catch phrase since humans learned to speak: “Th-a-at’s not ch-ch-ange we can b-believe in.”
“Maverick” McCain may be a beer baron multi-millionaire, thanks to his latest wife, and he may have dramatic stories to tell from his days as a bomber pilot who got shot down by the people he was bombing. But his story is stale and lame today. It’s no good angering your GOP conservative base when you don’t have any independent or Democrat support.
How bad are things for John McCain’s campaign? One of my editors, at “another” website, asked me last week to not write about John McCain … because nobody reads anything about John McCain.
SO WHERE IS BARRY’S MONEY, BEE-YOTCH?
Canuckledragger: But McCain is a war hero! A WAR HERO!
WonderWomyn: It’s time to inter that canard.
Graduating at the bottom of one’s class, ditching five planes and getting caught by the enemy might make a man many things, but ‘war hero’ ain’t one of ‘em.
McCain may rail at pigs at the trough, but he’s been feeding from that same trough longer than Hopey’s been alive.
Darehead: I stand by my interpretation. McCain calling Obama “THE ONE” refers to every bigot’s worst nightmare–a darkie one step away from the Oval Office. Every Klukker nutcase and John Birch-wannabe will go apeshit over this. And the lily-white Bible-thumpers will vote McCain for the same reason–skin color, not theology. Besides, most Bible “scholars” think the anti-Christ will come from Europe, not the U.S.
Terry:
FTW
madirishman: Agreed but I think it’s both–the Birchers and thumpers always go for the package: darky, antiChrist, Muslim, world dictator etc. All of the above. And fundies ain’t scholars, and they always change their minds about the antiChrist and Whore of Babylon from one generation to the next. There’s kajillions of websites and YouTubes showing him as the big A-C.
Serolf Divad: Aren’t you get angry all over again You can’t seem to get away from this craziness. Let’s obsess over whether or not the presidential nominee is the AntiChrist. That’s a non-starter. (I Hope) But I think he might wanna slap Ken McLAyne about his money!
Serolf Divad: Being a scientist by trade I wish to test that hypothesis, can I have a month of each please?
Guppy06: Cunt Beer… yes, Belgian, its called Stella!
Smacksipad: Jesus was black? You might want to check out the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception at Catholic University in DC. On the back wall of the sanctuary is a huge mosaic called “Christ in Majesty”. It depicts Jesus as white, with blonde hair and blue eyes, and a five-o’clock shadow instead of a full beard. His one raised eye-brow makes Him look like Mr. Spock. If you think I’m kidding, check out the website:
http://www.nationalshrine.com/site/apps/nl/content2.asp?c=etITK6OTG&b=309285&ct=166455
madirishman: That’s Super-hero Jesus! He can walk on water, etc . . .
trophy(forparticipation)wife:
I used to attend Mass at a church whose statue of Christ (arms upraised,eyes wide) looked like He was open and calling for an outlet pass.
madirishman: These idiots would NEVER vote for Obama. Is there any other reason for these ads other than to get the fundies off their asses?
I sense that this thread has been invaded by Karl Rove. Let’s let the Jesus, Messiah, Anti-Christ meme go and stick Muslim, Terrorist, Fist Jabber, OK?
Oh And Ken Honey,
WHERE”S MAH MONEY!
WonderWomyn: You know, there’re all kinds of war heroes:
(1) Generals or admirals who devise successful strategies that kill thousands but win, e.g. Eisenhower or Grant.
(2) Pretty-boy fighter pilots who risk their lives, e.g. George H W Bush and Juan Macain.
(3) Men (usually but not always) who fight longer and harder than anyone can imagine to save their comrades or defeat an apparently unstoppable enemy.
(4) Men (usually but not always) who throw themselves on hand grenades or otherwise give their lives to save others.
Why is it so easy to come up with examples of (1) and (2) who have risen to national prominence, and so hard with (3) and (4)?
And Ken: send BHO some dough.
But Ken, is it bad that Obama’s campaign is responding to the slung mud? 4 years ago, Kerry chose to ignore the swift boat ads, and it helped to sink him. I think he should deal quickly and dismissively to the mud (he’s good at this!), and then swiftly back to the issues.
Darehead: Barry can’t be the anti-Christ. The anti-Christ has to be Jewish. Does Barry look Jewish to you?
Makeithurt: Hillary isn’t going to cure your toxoplasmosis, lady.
Terry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks for making spill water all over my keyboard.