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We told you how Paris Hilton’s grandfather and dad were furious about John McCain’s idiot commercial comparing Barack Obama to white party girls, which was the horrible stunt that finally brought RACE into America’s colorblind politics. But now Paris’ own mom, Kathy Hilton, has published her terse tirade against the campaign her ultra-rich family once supported — she put it right there on Huffington Post, which is Rich America’s version of Twitter.
So what does Kathy think of McCain’s comedy gold?
It is a complete waste of the money John McCain’s contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country’s time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.
See what she did there? McCain’s dumb ad attempted to show Barack Obama as a frivolous candidate because people are excited about his candidacy — oh he’s just famous is all. But Mrs. H calls McCain frivolous for running such a lame ad, which also insulted her magical daughter, who has been through enough without needing to be made fun of by a creepy old man … in a commercial funded by people like the Hiltons.
McCain’s Celebrity Ad: Frivolous, A Waste Of Money, A Waste Of Time [Kathy Hilton/Huffington Post]
Wouldn’t it be awesome to see Cindy and Kathy throw down?
But she stopped short of switching sides. They ARE rich assholes, after all.
Now I’m trapped between studiously not caring what a Hilton thinks on the one hand
and enjoying her making McCain look bad on the other hand. Speaking of hands, don’t
bite the hand that feeds you. But what do you expect of a man who calls his sugar-momma
wife a trollop and a cunt.
Let me apologize beforehand for the lack of snark, but I’m up at 12:45 steaming fucking mad after having read this post on Andrew Sullivan’s website. Last Friday Obama makes some remark about how his opponents are going to come after him saying that he doesn’t “look like all those other presidents on currency” and the McCain campaign, which has been smearing Obama all week, throwing mud in all directions hoping something will stick, sees an opening and goes ape-shit crying “RACE CARD, RACE CARD!” And all weekend the worthless pieces of shit in the media have been echoing McCain’s propaganda. But guess what? Back in June the McCain campaign ran an ad ridiculing the idea of Obama’s face on U.S. currency. Fuck’s sakes, people! McCain is on TV expressing righteous indignation at the charge that his campaign might unfavorably compare Obama to past presidents who have adorned our currency, while his campaign has already fucking done just that! Are we going to let the GOP once again win the presidency by ripping open the scab of racial animus in this country?
I just want to fucking scream at the top of my fucking lungs! Somebody just fucking shoot me!
Kinda funny that McCain compared the Mocha Messiah to two cunt trollops.
This is sort of like when two teams I don’t care about go to the Superbowl.
Jeez I hope I don’t get one of those letters from Betty White: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWkgUNmYKQA
Who am I kidding? I’d love a letter from Betty White.
We should sacrifice her for the harvest. She is speaking too much.
Look, if McCain was smart he’d choose Alaska GILF Sarah Palin for veep. Then she could be Paris’s BFF and they could ride around in limos sans panties, and Ma Hilton would be mollified. Very simple.
Inadequate Blackmail: It’s like watching someone else’s child get scolded by their parents. It’s irresistible to watch and take terrible, mouth-watering pleasure in, and yet you need to be careful not to actually get caught watching the spectacle.
Martin Eisenstadt’s bio states that he was a “tank commander in the Army” for 2 years. What Army is he referring to? The US or Israeli army?
I thought serving in another country’s army was treason or something?
In all seriousness, in any other country they would just stop this election right now and give it to Obama on account that McCain is a senile moron. How stupid can this country be if it’s actually trying to choose between these two fellows?
Serolf Divad: I just want to fucking scream at the top of my fucking lungs!
CAPS Lock honey. Just do it, and be proud of it.
You know, if you don’t pay your PBS pledge, Betty White will come to your house and physically threaten you. It happened to this guy I know. Well, it happened to this friend of a guy I went to college with, his cousin, actually. Guy was named Homer Simpson. You can totally look it up.
Also, the whole concept of the Hilton clan having a problem with anyone, after Baron already disinherited his granddaughter, and Junior (not the blow job queen, but her dad), has been sued a thousand times since Tuesday for his real estate shenanigans, is just brilliant. The Republican party truly has turned into a group of over caffeinated rats eating their young (I discovered that rats do that in a science experiment in seventh grade, I confirmed this about Republicans today).
The whole thing makes my taint twitch.
Well it’s about damn time! I’ve just been dying to know what Kathy Hilton thinks of all this.
Actually this could become a lot of fun. Kathy is a bigger attention seeking whore than her spawn. I wouldn’t put it past her to try and milk all the cable shows just to get back on the teevee.
Of course, if the Hilton’s were actually bothered by any of this they could always give McNasty the finger and max out to Barry. Of course they won’t because they are assholes — and it’s not even enough money to notice, barely the cost of a decent handbag.
Ahh the facebiting! That’s what I lurve about all of this.
Now if Paris and BritBrit would just show up at Sturgis (sans panties) and pelt Grandpa Simpson with a steady rain of beer cans, what could be sweeter?
contentsunderpressure: And the governator and mayor of Sturgis, Tits LaRue (we found her/him) has decreed that today is officially KISS DAY in Sturgis too.
http://www.argusleader.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080731/UPDATES/80731051/1001/news
Serolf Divad: Hear! Hear!
Serolf Divad: Donate to BArry’s Campaign.
Serolf Divad: Take 2 Obamakaines and get a good night’s rest. I hear ya bu it’s this strange pause now before veep-mates ‘n debates, when there will finally be some more news again.
Besides, TODAY IS BARRY’S BIRTHDAY!!!!
This stumpy old codger, John Sidney McCain III (IV, really), great grandson of a Mississippi plantation owner and husband of a trashy doped-up blond heir-head, is fully qualified to alienate his entire fan-base. As long as Barack Obama stays partially black, anything can happen in this cracka-ass, peckerwood oligarchy. Need I remind you of 2004? Bush got close enough to defraud his way into a second term.
Happy Birthday, Barry. The other 364 days (365 this year) belong to liver-spotted, rednecked coots like John McCain.
didn’t mccain proudly accept the endorsement of some cunt trollop on The Hills? and now he’s dissing the very brainless twats that made her existence possible.
I still think Paris is hot in that picture, in an inflatable doll kind of way.
Can I just say that I slept like a baby last night after getting that off y chest?
Serolf Divad: Can I just say that I slept like a baby last night after getting that off y chest?
That’s why we are here for you, man.
It wouldn’t be summer without a fight among rich white people. “I dare say there my good John. What is this I hear about what you said about my daughter on the veranda? You’d best be careful or I’ll throw my white wine on your seersucker.”
WIDTAP: What are you two looking at?
John McClain: You win! Best comment of the day!
Meh. Tempest in a teapot, all this celeb & “The One” shit.
Hey Hopey: find every dumb, self-contradicting thing McCain’s said during the campaign and stitch ‘em into a tragically comedic vid-medley, topped off with his show-stopper - “I know how to win wars.”
Close with a clip of white crosses at Arlington with a voice-over: “If war is too important to be left to the generals, can this war be entrusted to this man?”
Closeup on the Stars’n'Stripes, with the legend “Bring them home now.”
Remind the voters that while McCain wastes time comparing you to a pair of blonde airhead twat-flashers, you can muster weighty content that has a real bearing on people’s lives.
And surge or no surge, the majority of US voters STILL want Iraq to end.
Then do the same thing with education, health care, the economy, the environment.
Within a week, they’ll announce that McCain died [of shame] in his sleep.
I am so sure you have donated to Barry’s campaign by now, haven’t you Mr. Layne?
Master stroke for the Hiltons, have a “thanks for not dissing us” fundraiser for our Hopey. If only they were cool enough to do that…
Serolf Divad: Yeah, I don’t understand how the media have so heroically managed not to uncover that currency ad, even though everyone else has. Wouldn’t it make for for conflict and excitement to actually tell th truth for once? I hear Ed Murrow got great ratings with that truth-telling schtick he had going.
AxmxZ: It’s cause the media follows itself like a very strangely shaped herd of sheep. Sorta Moebius-shaped.
Once again, I marvel at the Hiltons coming out of some sort of deep hibernation to defend their dear daughter’s reputation after it’s been slammed by everybody and their brother’s dog. What makes John McCain so special? Pfft, can’t be because he’s running for president.
TGY: Because it’s a commercial. If he’d said it at a cocktail party, they’d ‘a let it go.
Let’s face it everybody, it’s been open season on her for a long time now. Yes, she’s blown it here and there, but almost anybody could have made similar mistakes, and been punished for it, but with a lot less piling on. 10 years should be long enough to crucify somebody, who really didn’t do anything to anybody. She really didn’t. An occasionally fuck-up, yes. But she hasn’t killed, or even maimed anybody.
Let us find a more interesting target.
What is Paris Hilton’s mother upset about? Now McCain says that Obama is Moses.
Obama=Paris Hilton=Moses. Is she upset Paris was compared to someone who’s Jewish?
Do you ppl realize that WALNUTS might actually win this election, because Barry is a Negro? This makes me want to go lie down for a while.
Paris has a reply:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d