HYPED FOLLOW-UPS  2:54 pm August 1, 2008

John McCain’s EPIC New Ad Loves Barack Obama!

by Jim Newell

Oh man, this ad is so much better than “Celeb.” While that last one was creepy, this one is funny (or rather, “less creepy”), and expensive-looking, and has an upbeat soundtrack, and says all sorts of nice things about Barack Obama! Also, McCain *finally* admits that Barack Obama freed the Jews from Egypt back when he was a state senator in Illinois.

We don’t get it. Where’s the attack? Probably he’s trying to tell the Fundies that voting for Barack Obama is like worshiping the golden calf false idol. Same message for the Florida Jews. Oh God, so it actually is just as creepy as the Britney Spears ad.

Now here’s a thing, check out this Satirical still of the yellow, “heavenly” horizons that appear throughout the video:

And compare to this very not Satirical, and widely mocked, poster that John McCain has been selling in his famous Online Store:

So is McCain secretly making fun of himself here? Of course, because that’s all he ever does, and he doesn’t even know it.

The Bitters must be so fucking confused.

The One [YouTube]

 

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Lazy Media August 1, 2008 at 2:59 pm

They really didn’t learn that Reagan-campaign lesson that images are 90 percent of the message, did they?

Bandito August 1, 2008 at 3:01 pm

So are you telling me when I check the box on my Form 1040 to donate $3 to the presidential election fund, this is where it goes? Fuck, that’s the last time I do that.

AxmxZ August 1, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Way to screw the pooch again by both celebrating and mis-quoting your opponent.

Noodle Salad August 1, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Peace = wisdom. Wisdom = a white zombie + four jet planes.

botlrokit August 1, 2008 at 3:04 pm

Hmmm… didn’t Moses also drop turd and run to the hills, only to emerge as a great leader?

McCain is going to kill his own campaign, based solely on his own (subtly implied) worship of Teh One. If he keeps telling people how great Obama is, they might start fucking believing it.

DetroitDeeva August 1, 2008 at 3:05 pm

Wow. All I can really say is: “Huh?”

tonashideska August 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm

Are mccain and cindy flying the jets?

Cookie Guggelman August 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm

That was a long journey in the wilderness to a lame punchline.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm

“He may be the one” says McFeign. Weird.

filmsoncon August 1, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Luckily for WALNUTS!, elections aren’t popularity contests!

Please keep this strategy, please keep this strategy, please keep this strategy….

NotUrEvryDayWEzl August 1, 2008 at 3:13 pm

My Hope(TM) just sprang up from all the excitement!

Jimb August 1, 2008 at 3:13 pm

OMG! Obama is obviously not saying “Never” when the reporter asks the question “Do you have any doubts?”

It looks like Obama is saying “no” and the RNC edited in Obama saying “Never.”

Way to go, McCain! Why no CGI Obama aborting a baby while you’re at it?

rpeg August 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm

McCain will be smoted and Obama will heal his wounds with his tears.

V572625694 August 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Where’s Josh?

Advocatus_Diaboli August 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm

Why doesn’t McCain just come out and say that he’s going to vote for Barry?

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 3:16 pm

And then he didn’t use Jesus H. Christ at the end? Viagra running low?

obfuscator August 1, 2008 at 3:16 pm

Does McCain’s team really think that “hamfisted sarcasm” is the way to go with their tv ads?

Monsieur Grumpe August 1, 2008 at 3:16 pm

So, Hopey is Jesus?

Noisette August 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Barack Obama is Charleton Heston?

economywine August 1, 2008 at 3:18 pm

well played Gravel… well played.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm

[re=50347]Monsieur Grumpe[/re]: I thought he was Muhammad.

DirkLeisure August 1, 2008 at 3:19 pm

When did we stop wanting our presidents to be confident?

TheRealJimbo August 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm

I hope someone is collecting material for a book on the McCain campaign, because I’m going to want to read it.

weirdiowasculpture August 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm

“It’s morning again in America. The sun shines out Obama’s ass. He’s cool and confident and smart and sexy, but I’m just a doddering incontinent old fart that knocks over the applesauce all the time. So vote for Obama for God’s sake!!

I’m John McCain and I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.”

Junior August 1, 2008 at 3:20 pm

Let’s see here, I’ve got my RNC commercial checklist:

White girl/black guy innuendo? Check!

Charlton Heston? CHECK!!

Quoting a second hand misquote? CHECK!

Looks good to me!

Jimb August 1, 2008 at 3:21 pm

I smell desperation, and it smells a lot like Metamucil and Ben Gay!

accidental_tourist August 1, 2008 at 3:23 pm

I probably won’t know who I’m voting for until November 4th – there’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip, and I’m just watching, waiting.

But I must admit that this single ad did more to steer me toward Obama than anything else since he threw his hat in the ring oh so long ago. Way to go McCain – seems all your life, you’ve snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Keep reminding us of that.

I read somewhere that Karl Rove’s people took over McCain’s campaign a few weeks ago – no wonder it’s been a joke the past few weeks. Obviously, Rove thinks religious people are crazy and he plays into what he perceives as their “fears” by planting the seed that Obama just might be the anti-Christ who will lead us to destruction, Armageddon, whatever. Christians the world over should be really pissed for being played like such fools since 2000.

I am now convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that McCain does not want to really be the next president. NEXT!

wander_lust August 1, 2008 at 3:24 pm

are you sure this is a real campaign ad? because if so, the entire campaign STAFF should be fired. well, i guess we already knew that.

this just confirms what everyone has known all along. barry…is… jeebus…

wander_lust August 1, 2008 at 3:26 pm

[re=50365]wander_lust[/re]: oh and by “the entire campaign staff” i meant also john mccain, obviously

AngryBlakGuy August 1, 2008 at 3:27 pm

…if Barry is the “One” does that make WALNUTS! Agent Smith?

rpeg August 1, 2008 at 3:28 pm

I’m new to Wonkette and I’m limited on snark so I just want to add that Obama is a metaphor. That’s it. And he knows this! He’s just a god damn metaphor and that’s freakin’ good enough.

Jimb August 1, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Anyone know where the video came from where Barack ‘says’ the dubbed in “never”?

nietzscheprojectile August 1, 2008 at 3:30 pm

Isn’t the point of being the One that you get to lead?!? Also the light shining down thing was Barry making a joke about all this nonsense.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 3:32 pm

I just realized that the ‘H’ in Jesus H. Christ is for Hussein.

anabellum August 1, 2008 at 3:34 pm

“So is McCain secretly making fun of himself here? Of course, because that’s all he ever does, and he doesn’t even know it.”

way to nail it…

anabellum August 1, 2008 at 3:36 pm

[re=50375]Jimb[/re]: as i recall, thats exactly what Barry said…never…

in context, it was slightly humorous…

NotUrEvryDayWEzl August 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm

[re=50378]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: WIN

BobLoblawLawBlog August 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Silly WALNUTS…you can’t concede he’s the freaking One if you wan to win. Maybe McNasty doesn’t. Does anyone know why he wants to run?

Tawmn August 1, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Did the NRA just give Barack an endorsement? WOW!

The Real JR Revisted August 1, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Why is no one talking about the “Change you can Photoshop” ad from June in which McCain pasted Obama’s face on a dollar bill and what Barack was referencing before he was attacked for playing the race card?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDTJDv4hevU

schvitzatura August 1, 2008 at 3:49 pm

[re=50364]accidental_tourist[/re]: So sayeth the Tiburtine Sibyl:

At that time the Prince of Iniquity who will be called Antichrist will arise from the tribe of Dan. He will be the Son of Perdition, the head of pride, the master of error, the fullness of malice who will overturn the world and do wonders and great signs through dissimulation. He will delude many by magic art so that fire will seem to come down from heaven. … When the Roman empire shall have ceased,39 then the Antichrist will be openly revealed and will sit in the House of the Lord in Jerusalem.

This McCain advert has all the trappings (and accompanying fingerprints) of a hackneyed M. Fuckabee bible school dissertation…World Leader Pretend dog-whistle politics, some?

Except there is dissent coming from another so-called “authority” in the peanut gallery pantheon of Talibangicalism (~3:01)

Jimb August 1, 2008 at 3:51 pm

[re=50383]anabellum[/re]:

It looked like it was tongue in cheek. But replay that part with the sound down and it looks like he’s saying ‘no’, not ‘never’. ‘Never’ sounds arrogant, “no’ sounds less absolute — and funnier.

Komando August 1, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Typical Republican campaign tactic: turn strength into weakness. Jon Kerry’s strength was his record as a war hero. So turn his record into a negative issue with the swift boaters. Al Gore’s strength was his executive experience and intellect. So turn him into a nerdy nerd nerd nerd. I don’t know if it works on this one though. Obama’s strength is his popularity. So turn him into … Jesus?

nietzscheprojectile August 1, 2008 at 3:55 pm

[re=50416]Komando[/re]: I always knew Jesus was black.

wx insider August 1, 2008 at 3:55 pm

WOW! This ad must have hit a nerve
with all the Hopey suporters in here
’cause they are all tripping over each
other running to his defense!

You better fucking get over this real soon
because the election is still 28-months
away, in dog years.

Hooray For Anything August 1, 2008 at 3:58 pm

The ad is so incredibly lame that it’ll be played thousands of times on the cable news networks by people who want to show how lame it is and to attack the McCain campaign for it’s lameness only to bring out their entire political team to debate whether or not Obama really is Moses.

Yup August 1, 2008 at 4:00 pm

After watching this, I have three thoughts:

1) This has to be a joke. Right?
2) If it’s not a joke, are we supposed to think that the messiah could save us but NOT do the job that GWB’s managed to keep for the last 8 years?
3) I’m starting to think that McCain’s entire candidacy is the final stage of a revenge scenario he’s been planning against the republicans since they smeared him in 2000. Get on the ticket, and then burn the party to the ground. In which case, I kind of love you, John McCain.

accidental_tourist August 1, 2008 at 4:01 pm

Can’t speak for anyone else, but I’m running away as fast as I can from the McCain/Rove offensiveness more than towards Obama’s defense. McCain/Rove are starting to make everyone else look shiny and new, even Nader, Barr, Baldwin, etc.

Serolf Divad August 1, 2008 at 4:04 pm

So is this the New Yorker Cover of political ads?

rpeg August 1, 2008 at 4:07 pm

Now I understand what Ludacris was talking about.

RubberSoul August 1, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Are the YouTubes slow for anyone else today? Or is it because the McCain campaign still uses dial-up?

HuddledMass August 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm

Is this ad supposed to be hilarious? Because it really is…. I expect McGrumpy’s campaign staff to be making their individual contributions to the unemployment stats soon.

Miisha August 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm

…Barack Obama may be the one, but is he ready to lead?

YES!!!

AxmxZ August 1, 2008 at 4:23 pm

[re=50368]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: How much do you want to bet the next ad will be all Matrix-y and feature Barry in his sexy shades, stepping sexily out of cars and flying in sexy helicopters with sexy generals?

schvitzatura August 1, 2008 at 4:25 pm

Does this mean Hopey is going to smash the 2008 Dem planks, having been bequeathed them by a burning bush/smoke-filled room up at Pike’s Peak, upon seeing the debauchery and false idol worship (remember, it’s not over until the lady in the striking golden-calf colored pantsuit sayeth it is, yea verily) back in Denver?

He’ll never cross the River Jordan into the Promised Land? WTF?

This advert has the stink of Gomer Fuckabee divinity school dog-whistle politics all over it…

AxmxZ August 1, 2008 at 4:28 pm

[re=50422]wx insider[/re]: Woof woof woof, bitch.

AxmxZ August 1, 2008 at 4:29 pm

[re=50378]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]: Mystery of the ages, solved! Thus it was written: Jesus H. Christ. And lo! it came to be.

AxmxZ August 1, 2008 at 4:30 pm

[re=50409]Jimb[/re]: I can’t wait for someone to find actual footage of that interview and publish a transcript detailing the depth and breadth of McCain’s fail.

commiegirl August 1, 2008 at 4:32 pm

[re=50497]schvitzatura[/re]: Yeah, I would think they’re trying to pull the anti-Christ dogwhistle … except they’re hilarious (and intentionally!) which is so never their strong suit and not exactly the tone with which you woo the Christers. Although, at least they fuck up the punchline at the end.

Joey Ratz August 1, 2008 at 4:34 pm

[re=50488]AxmxZ[/re]: The campaign being what it is, I wouldn’t put it past them to have McCain wearing sexy shades, stepping sexily out of cars and flying in sexy helicopters with sexy generals. “Kids these days love that Matrix movie and that Neo fella. Let’s try some of that.” Next pic – WALNUTS! in a leather catsuit and wraparound shades, carrying one of those new-fangled ‘cell phones’. It’ll be great!

StripesAndPlaids August 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm

I love this ad! Because if he is the One he must be able to lead. What is the point of being the One if you don’t have the power to lead. That would be like a Superman being able to fly without being bullet proof. Which of course would make him vulnerable to Dick Cheney.

Advocatus_Diaboli August 1, 2008 at 4:40 pm

[re=50422]wx insider[/re]:

WOW! Did you just get to the party? You should have been here earlier; it was much more FUN (until you showed up).

The Incomparable Tiny Valdez August 1, 2008 at 4:41 pm

Who’s running WALNUTS’ campaign now? Mark Penn and Wolfson?

gurukalehuru August 1, 2008 at 4:42 pm

OMFHS, I have had an epiphany, and it ain’t pretty. This is not about race any more. They want to portray Obama as the anti-christ. The celebrity ad, now this.
This election is going to be a straight up smackdown between the jesus-loving, bible-misquoting, cousin humping denizens of America’s soft underbelly, and us rational folks.
I’m worried about the numbers.
//snark back on
Maybe Barry is Jesus, what then, huh?

Fear of a Black Reagan August 1, 2008 at 4:43 pm

Ol’ Man Reagan’s dirty teevee trickster Mike Deaver used to say, everything you need to know about an ad is when you watch it with the sound off. Don’t matter what the words are. Positive images is positive images.

All of McGoo’s ads make Obama look *totally awesome*.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm

[re=50515]Joey Ratz[/re]: He could try giving someone a pound, but I think that they would have to be shorter.

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 4:49 pm

[re=50532]gurukalehuru[/re]: There could be some converts from this ad and I mean that not in a political way, but religious.

ph7 August 1, 2008 at 4:49 pm

Actually, let’s hope that Obama is the anti-christ, so the Christians can be summoned up into heaven. Don’t know about you, but I’m throwing a party for all those left behind.

obfuscator August 1, 2008 at 4:52 pm

This is almost as shitty as “Hillary In The House”, and it’s an official campaign ad.

BadNewsJack August 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Do Conservatives even get irony/sarcasm?

ph7 August 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm

Nice photoshopping on the McCain poster, BTW. Warm color added to the skin tone, botox filter, and erasure of skin cancer eruptions.

BadNewsJack August 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm

[re=50546]ph7[/re]: Actually, Im thinking we’re gonna be the ones warped up to heaven, playing hacky sack with Jesus and Buddha

larz August 1, 2008 at 4:56 pm

Now the blue hairs and trailer trash will vote for Obama – this has the look and feel of Sunday morning church (on the tee-vee).

trophy(forparticipation)wife August 1, 2008 at 4:58 pm

[re=50558]BadNewsJack[/re]: Dalai Bama is the One.

confusionanddelay< August 1, 2008 at 4:59 pm

Anyone who bought one of those McCain posters should be euthanized. wow.

slavojzizek August 1, 2008 at 5:01 pm

I think they should have cut to “water bottles for dehydrated babies” to show us what a LEADER looks like.

slavojzizek August 1, 2008 at 5:03 pm

[re=50446]Serolf Divad[/re]: Yes! Both forgot the punch lines. The New Yorker left me wondering if Remnick et al really fear a black president, while this ad left me thinking everyone on team McCain is voting for Barack.

irisheyes August 1, 2008 at 5:05 pm

Oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph…who the fuck thinks it’s a good idea to keep putting out these ads where the ENTIRE time in the background you hear many happy people chanting “OBAMA!OBAMA!OBAMA!”?! I mean, is the McCain campaign really that inept? Can it be that they think sarcasm and irony are the way to go with their base?! Oh for fuck’s sake I need a drink. They’re making it so easy Obama’s guaranteed to lose.

ph7 August 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm

[re=50558]BadNewsJack[/re]: I bet Jesus rocks at Ultimate Frisbee

shortsshortsshorts August 1, 2008 at 5:10 pm

“Obama may be the one, but is he ready to lead?”

This sounds like a fucking Hillary commercial. JEEBUS. Their like “we love him too!! However, maybe he isn’t ready to be Prez, quite yet, maybe. That’s why we’re using a question mark.”

This is the worst video I have ever seen regarding a candidate trying to promote their own cause, and I’m posting that comment on BarackBook (“now in 7 flavors!”)

HACKS.

populucious August 1, 2008 at 5:10 pm

[re=50569]confusionanddelay<[/re]: Just wait until you see the comemorative plate!

sezme August 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm

So if McCain the campaign is now doing ads for Obama, does the Obama campaign have to keep making ads of their own? What else is there left to say, really?

Godot August 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm

[re=50368]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I think it’s more likely that George W Bush is Agent Smith, and he seems to have copied himself over the real John McCain.

Vanity Smurf August 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm

Oh noes, Massa Rove, please, please don’t conflate my Barry with MOSES! How ever will we manage with you constantly showing people all the awesomeness that is Barry. Oh, wrack and ruin!

Godot August 1, 2008 at 5:16 pm

I think it’s rather ironic that McCain is trying to cast Obama as arrogant by sarcastically proclaiming his greatness, and attempting to do so using clips of Obama joking sarcastically about his own perceived greatness.

shortsshortsshorts August 1, 2008 at 5:19 pm

[re=50601]Godot[/re]: I think it’s funny that we are posting sarcastically about a video that is sarcastically portraying somebody being sarcastic.

*head explodes*

anabellum August 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm

[re=50409]Jimb[/re]: heres the link to the interview….

the question and answer you seek are right at the end….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN6v8BO0UJY

problemwithcaring August 1, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Obama the “muggle,” may be the charismatic prince of wizardry, and the only person cablable of defeating He Whom Shall Not be Named – but is he really ready to lead?

HottMcClellan August 1, 2008 at 5:50 pm

[re=50359]TheRealJimbo[/re]: What Went Wrong

RuperttheBear August 1, 2008 at 6:02 pm

[re=50515]Joey Ratz[/re]: Something like this?

http://www.jibjab.com/view/200087

sati demise August 1, 2008 at 6:05 pm

[re=50345]trophy(forparticipation)wife[/re]:
Will this enrage the Xtian fundies, or will it make them think of Obama-the-anti-Xist?

If the former, there will be riots in the streets all across the Bible belt.
The latter, depends on their ‘interpretation’ of Last Days theology.

Slutty_Chola_Cobbler August 1, 2008 at 6:12 pm

People with real dollars (not monopoly moné) actually buy that piece of shit photo with Walnuts McViagara’s lizzard face on it? Yyyyyyyyyyuck!!!
I’d lose my fucking libido if that shit hung on my walls!

lawchic August 1, 2008 at 6:28 pm

First things first, I love me some Barry, but that shit was hilarious. But on a serious note, I feel bad for people that are donating to McCain. He seems to spend their money so carelessly, on really shitty ads. And can I start a petition to Barry to ask him to stop calling McCain things like honorable? Because after his tactics in this last week alone, he does not fit the bill.

Vanity Smurf August 1, 2008 at 7:00 pm

Running against God is not a winning strategy.

patman August 1, 2008 at 7:23 pm

Yesterday Obama was just like Paris and Brittney, today he’s like Jeebus!

Insanity …

lilblackcorvette August 1, 2008 at 7:24 pm

BARACK OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST IN 5…4…3….2…..

AxmxZ August 1, 2008 at 7:38 pm

[re=50729]patman[/re]: Well, South Park connected Britney to sacrificial harvest virgins of ye olde times, and Jebus was the lamb sacrifice of God whose blood redeemed everyone. So in effect, Barry can be like both, but only if he gets publically slaughtered.

CivicHoliday August 1, 2008 at 7:40 pm

This is fantastic. This campaign must continue for all time. They’ll have a video of the inauguration with thousands of cheering Americans, soaring music, flags waving…then end with, “But, My Friends, Is He Ready To Lead? C’Mon, It’s Never To Late To Change Your Mind. Let’s Start A Coup! Home-Grown War 4 Everybodiez!!”

ShortShadey August 1, 2008 at 9:19 pm

Makes me kinda miss those three McCain Girls.

RuperttheBear August 1, 2008 at 10:00 pm

[re=50767]ShortShadey[/re]: Me too. I’m a chubby chasing gerontophile.

What?

badco/LoJ August 1, 2008 at 10:23 pm

Holy shit, they did dub in the “never.”

Next they’ll tell us that Obama’s urine cures cancer but – is he ready?

badco/LoJ August 1, 2008 at 10:26 pm

[re=50780]badco/LoJ[/re]: Eh, just bad audio sync. That’s cool – I’d hate for that to cloud the sheer absurd incompetency of this campaign.

CollegeStudent August 1, 2008 at 11:52 pm

[re=50368]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: Is Axelrod Morpheus?

gurukalehuru August 2, 2008 at 5:10 am

Is he ready to lead? Yes, he is.

The beautiful thing about the “Yes, we can” motto: Any three words that begin with “Yes, we” work.

Darehead August 2, 2008 at 5:34 am

The foreigns amongst whom I dwelleth were pretty enlightened by this.
‘Yes! It’s about time you get a president who is ready to read!”

jasonelias August 2, 2008 at 8:21 am

It’s the damnedest thing, every ad they do makes Obama look better and presidental and John McCain insanely older and oddly shorter.

bago August 2, 2008 at 11:30 am

Too black, too strong. Bass! how low can you go?

Scooter August 2, 2008 at 12:02 pm

Ok, the four jets stand for the four planes McCain crashed even before being shot down, but are those clouds symbolizing the smell from his armpits? Diaper? A little help, please!

Elliot August 2, 2008 at 12:46 pm

Jesus IS black. Knew it.

AngryBlakGuy August 2, 2008 at 2:26 pm

[re=50796]CollegeStudent[/re]: …he sure as hell isn’t Trinity! At least I hope not.

selfevaltuation August 2, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Wow. Paying for an ad that spends its whole time
complimenting his apponent… either this is
really avant-guarde in a way I’ve yet to understand
or just really, really stupid.

I’m inclined towards the latter.

AxmxZ August 2, 2008 at 3:41 pm

[re=50849]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: It’s odd that Barry looks more like Trinity than Morpheus.

Cicada August 2, 2008 at 5:07 pm

One thought: WALNUTS! better pray to his white Jeebus that Barry blows it BIG at the debates. If his entire message is “Barry’s an empty suit”, then he’s going to be screwed if Barry looks well informed or even just competent.

Frankly, after watching WALNUTS! less than stellar debate performances I’m doubtful he’ll blow Bear- Bear out of the water.

If I believed in that karma woo-woo, I’d say this is WALNUTS! getting what he deserves for running with the Rovian dogs. Remember when he talked about a “respectful” campaign? Ha-ha.

The 3-Legged Man August 2, 2008 at 5:44 pm

I didn’t realize they had video back when Moses was around. How come they haven’t found any of the videos of Jesus and Muhammad when they used to hang out together? It’s too bad they didn’t have myspace back then, because Jesus’s page would’ve said, “2 billion friends” and Moses would have been shown shooting deer or something to support the NRA.

samfish August 2, 2008 at 10:46 pm

At the end, I was all like, “Wait, what?”

The McCain campaign is just getting funnier and funnier by the day!

serj! August 2, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Wonkette’s commenters gotta be the funniest on the net, right up there with the commenters at Swampland whenever Joe Klein posts. . .

(i only posted this to see how my avatar shows up. . .yeah i’m a geek!)

serj! August 2, 2008 at 11:15 pm

[re=50910]serj![/re]: Not half bad!

LiveYourWay August 6, 2008 at 2:42 am

It is odd…many of these commercials seem to idolize Barack. I created a response commercial to the celbrity ads. You can view it here: http://www.thisishowyoudoit.com/blog/barack-obama-new-commercial/

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