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There’s a great new video on the YouTubez, according to today’s Email of the Day. “I hope after listening to my short video you will have leaned something interesting and new. Interesting and new enough to let others know about it. My video is narrated by Mr. W. McSpeedy, a character I created for the sole purpose of what the video is all about.” Fuck yeah, this is going to be awesome.
Subject: My political video version of a Turtle vs. a ? battle -The winner is?
Date: Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:09:54 +0000
From: RobertS_____@comcast.netI hope after listening to my short video you will have leaned something interesting and new. Interesting and new enough to let others know about it. My video is narrated by Mr. W. McSpeedy, a character I created for the sole purpose of what the video is all about. You can find the video on YouTube. Just click on Sen. Zero. Sen. Zero holds the opposite political position of that Mr. W. McSpeedy stands for. After you listen to what Mr. W. McSpeedy says on an important political subject you can decide who you want to be America?s first so-called ?political? Super Hero for America?s workers, Mr. W. McSpeedy or Sen. Zero. Just like in the original story, there can only be one winner. However, the wrong winner could make all the difference for America and for America?s workers. Hopefully, after viewing the video you make the one Mr. W. McSpeedy is offering to America and its working people.
Thanking you in advance for viewing my informative YouTube video.
Sincerely,
Robert S______P.S. If, after viewing said video you like Mr. W. McSpeedy?s (my solution) political approach over Sen. Zero?s (Sen. Barack Obama ) solution, can you let me know. Also, would it be too much to ask for your financial support in helping me get my the video solution out much better, plus another solution I havethat could help the American economy in an unusual never done before way. If so, you can send your financial help in C/o Mr. W. McSpeedy, P.O Box 24, Marlton, New Jersey 08053.
No virus found in this incoming message.
There is no link to a YouTube video in this email. There is no link to anything at all — it’s just these text words.
No Link, But Thanks Matt Welch For Forwarding It [Sorry, No Link]
McSpeedy? Huh? Isn’t that what Cindy calls him?
Marlton, NJ once hosted the New Jersey State Institution for the Criminally Insane. In a recent budget squeeze it was closed. None of the inmates were advised of that fact.
Wow, McCain’s video ad staff is undergoing some staff changes…
I COULD search for it… but i have a feeling someone else will and then a link will be provided without my added effort, which is better for me.
My brain hurts
WALNUTS new winning campaign strategy.
Fucking genius.
At least he can turn on a computer now and type in funny thingys!
Way to be a corporate shill, Layne. That’s just some viral spam for a Reebok kids’ shoe.
Normally I love the “email of the day” posts, normally…
Senator Zero is Barack Obama??
Thanks for not including A SPOILER ALERT!!!, guys.
ManchuCandidate: Hey-O!
Um, I’ve only seen like 5 seconds of this and it’s already more fabulous than I could have dreamed.
Here’s the Sen. Zero video!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueSX5cLaigo
No Link? I’m so disappointed. Then again, no.
…is mailing feces to another person against any federal laws?
Clittle: It’s awesome. And I don’t appreciate my serious works being lampooned on this not-quite-serious “blog” thing.
Here’s the guy’s only other video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksCelR-NDkk
I don’t mean ONLY like there’s no substance or anything, because he’s great. Just. Great.
Clittle: wow…thanks for the link….i had no idea McCains house was so nice…
The Chamber of Commerce group must have sent this after they ran up that $8,000.00 bar tab.
Looks like Rielle Jaya James Druck is looking to get back to work making webisodes for important politicians. After all, she has a (John Edward’s) child to feed.
Clittle: O my god, that is more awesome than all the other youtubes combined!
No buttsecks. This sux.
I say America is long overdue for its first retarded superhero.
Clittle: omg… that is the most disturbing… amazing… wait, i think I might have gone to high school with McTurtle…
This guy is obviously David Newell, having cleverly conflated his nickname and his surname so as to confound us.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Newell
Clittle: It gets amazing at 2:11.
This guy thinks mutual funds have a guaranteed return. And he’s dressed like the Sleestack Micheal Lesko.
That is just ridiculous
Actually, that room looks like the one Harrison Ford used as a crash pad in the Fugitive. Where’s the one-armed man when you need him?
My god, I don’t know what I would do if Wonkette went away. Seriously, I get more exercise for my core trying to stifle laughter while sitting at work than you’d get with a kick ass personal trainer. I heart Wonkette, and I heart Wonkette commenters, too.
I’ve got this, Schindler’s List, and some 9/11 truth videos going on three monitors in my bunker. I am so hard right now.
ITS RON PAUL BROADCASTING FROM HIS MOM’S BASEMENT!
Clittle:
The wood panels, the bamboo blinds, was this video shot in my gammas basement? I think it’s cousin Fred. It sorta make sense. He once puked all over the kitchen table when I served him turtle soup.
Also, why is RON PAUL dressed like Darth Matthew Lesko and why does Obama look like Nixon?
Clittle: OMG YAY YOU MADE MY DAY
Clittle:
The best part is where he turns around and says “climb on board.” He’s a bottom!
I have those same pajamas, but not the head gear. The head gear really makes it. Is it sold separately?
2goats: It might be sold all together as a “starter kit”.
Squiggyfm: I actually saw Matthew Lesko walking down U Street last week. He was wearing that suit like it was no big deal.
Monsieur Grumpe: Yeah, but shell rash is a bitch! Trust me.
Why is Robert Smith from The Cure making political videos and posting them on YouTube?
You should have just said “Don’t Look” instead of “No Link.” It was, unfortunately, quite easy to find.
Really, folks, don’t look. Schadenfreude is schadenfreude but this is downright embarassing. I felt bad for the poor pathetic man child in the turtle suit.
But I hope he turns up for the Ron Paul “real” Republican Convention.”
Okay gang, I gotta call it a day after this one. If anybody needs me, I’ll be in my Mom’s basement drinking heavily and muttering to myself.
I can’t wait for that debate. Frog boy might actually win because Obama’s laughing too hard to actually debate.
loquaciousmusic: Dude. Robert Smith fucking rocks. Don’t go there. I WILL DESTROY YOU and take all your liquor.
wander_lust: Is it true that you might know this guy? I went to the local high school, but don’t recognize him at all. Thank god for the little things.
So there’s a late night infomercial that comes on sometimes when I’m being an insomniac. It’s a crazy-looking old guy telling you how he knows the secret to getting rich (either the how-to-reclaim-money from the government scam or the how-to-cheat-on-your-taxes-and-not-get-caught plan, I forget which).
This kid SO stole that suit from crazy infomercial guy.
Dr. Spaceman: Okay, nevermind, didn’t know that was the name of the guy I was thinking of (the guy has a normal-ish name? how?). You win.
as soon as he says, this is just a brief overview, i get scared, kind of like going over to one of those mormon’s houses and they think they can try to convert you because you’re in their lair. or do i mean amway salesmen, or both i think
Does sen zero rip off his opponents head and spinal cord?